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Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figure Emily Ratajkowski and her tits she likes to showcase has another few months in her flimsy career that still made her more money than she was probably supposed to make, but that she leveraged perfectly…reminding us that timing…coupled with nudity and a viral music video for a viral song…is key… So despite being blocked on her social media, the internet pulls her pics, thanks to her tits being relevant…and I guess I post them…. If you don’t like that, here’s Sarah Sahi braless smoking a french fry… If you don’t like that here’s Kylie Minogue who at 100 – still looks better than fucking anything…. If you don’t like that, maybe you’re are just a negative, sour, horrible person. The post Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj is Really Bad at Instagram of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I try not to spend any time on instagram. I find it fucking boring and I generally don’t give a fuck about the amateur photoshoot any motherfucker sets up in his basement with some random girl willing to show her tits that I happen to follow because I like girls who show their tits…. The whole thing is pretty fucking repetitive, low quality, and like anything, if you over saturate something, it totally devalues it. So what was maybe exciting or different 4 years ago, is now just bullshit noise that sucks…even though people still use it…and some of those people indclude Nicki Minaj…and she’s so bad at at… Last night, she posted all these pics of herself…I guess she liked her outfit…or maybe she couldn’t decide which one to use…smile or no smile, fuck it I’ll post them all..and I just find the whole thing fucking weird, but then again, this is some girl the record label pulled out of acting school to become Black Gaga, who they decided to turn into Lil Kim…she’s got no real identity…but it’s funny to watch her try, I guess, if you find things that are totally not that interesting funny….which luckily I do. The flaw in this…not enough ass implant shots.. The post Nicki Minaj is Really Bad at Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Tits are Old and Boring of the DAy

Posted on February 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chelsea Handler posting her tits is just boring as fuck. I guess it is the only way someone used to having a nightly audience can get the level of exposure that makes her feel relevant, and that’s showing her tits, that are likely fake tits, definitely old tits, that when she first started pulling them out in public, people noticed and were like – oh an old lady from TV is pulling out her tits…but then getting over it pretty quickly, because she’s an old lady pulling out her tits…but instead of it being a one time deal, it’s a weekly thing…over exposure that isn’t accomplishing much…but maybe giving a glimpse into the world of how she even created her career…you know with less sticking the right dicks inside her when she was semi-cute a bunch of decades ago…fresh faced and eager… The post Chelsea Handler’s Tits are Old and Boring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Hilton’s New Tits of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton has been showing off her tits, because people are loving the question whether she sized up her little implants, or maybe she’s just getting old and fat, even hormonal, and ready to pump out a baby with some tween she seduces thanks to being this weird, egotistical, cougar with a Peter Pan complex…who never admits she’s getting old…even when her vagina, already ravaged by the Herpes virus…dries the fuck for good and she can no longer reproduce..something I know we are all hoping for…because when it comes to Paris Hilton, milking her tits, literally and figuratively for some attention because Kim Kardashian, her brown friend her racist ass thought very little off, beat her at her own game…leaving her here scrambling…using any angle she can get…since we’ve already seen her fuck….the only thing we care about is that she doesn’t make more of her…it’s a punch her in the stomach if you have a chance to save humanity situation.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Paris Hilton’s New Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney is a Monster of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney has been getting a lot of hype, even called the next Kate Upton, because people only see tits, and America is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…but what amazes me is that you can’t see past the tits to see the manly monster face behind it… Now I don’t like Kate Upton…although I don’t mind this picture of Kate Upton… But I will say she’s leaps and bounds, above and beyond, anything that Charlotte McKinney, the stripper who should have stayed a stripper is…and the only reason anyone even notices her is because of the tits…the world needs a big titty model at all times to fixate on… To see Some Charlotte McKinney Florida Trash Lingerie Pics CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney is a Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Mila Kunis and Her Ashton Kutcher Tits of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mila Kunis has a job, because Mila Kunis is a highly coveted actress, despite being the wife of a billionaire, who just shat out his kid… I am not going to bother figuring out what this is for, I’ll just look at her mom tits…even though they are old, used, taken, boring…I still remember her as a sitcom teen…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mila Kunis and Her Ashton Kutcher Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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The Victoria’s Secret Superbowl Commerical Trailer of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret produced a Superbowl commercial, because Victoria’s Secret has built their business on selling lingerie to men, using amazing looking women, who would never fuck them, and who their wives would never look like, even if they can wear the same shitty overpriced underwear….it’s like seeing a cartoon version of them…the shorter and fatter Victoria’s Secret model, trying to live a fantasy motherfucker saw on the superbowl, but dealing with a horribly comedic, overstuffed sausage version of it… This is the trailer…

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Selena Gomez Grabbing Cara Delevingne’s Tits of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez was hanging out with Cara Delevingne, because that’s what all these overpaid peopled do, they sit together discussing how amazing they are, while living the exclusive life, before talking shit about each other behind each other’s back, because fame and Hollywood and all that is just like one horrible high school you’d wish someone would school shoot, but no one ever school shoots….it’s like all these delusional idiots….talking about their ridiculous lives…while idiots like us watch…and can you really blame us when former disney star saves “models” from having their tits fall out…even when we’ve all seen her tits …because Selena Gomez is a hero…that has been fucked by Justin Bieber… She posted this to her instagram, so I guess she wanted everyone to see it, because saving tits get hits…generates buzz…makes them all money…keeps people talking about them…even if it’d be better if they were scissoring…I mean if you’re gonna make noise…make fucking noise from faking a lesbian orgasm…fuck… TO SEE PICS OF CARA DELEVINGNE AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

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Demi Lovato’s Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought Demi Lovato was a lesbian, partially because someone told me that she had a sex tape with Miley from when she was underage, but also because she’s built like a tank… So I’m surprised she’s wearing panties, in this horribly scary, cellulite ridden panty flash… I was expecting to see a strap-on…or a pair of lesbian underwear…like men’s boxers…because lesbians don’t wear girl’s underwear…that wouldn’t make sense… Either way…this scares me…and turns me on…at the same time…all it takes is excess skin and one-size too small panties…to win my heart.

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Vaginal Weight Lifter of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Kim Anami…she’s a Vaginal Weightlifter on instagram…and that blows my fucking mind….and not in a good way…in a wtf kind of why would you put this on instagram and how is this appropriate behavior on instagram, when my pics get flagged everyday…oh right…feminism…or maybe just maybe she’s selling a book on doing kegels and other vagina exercises to have a power vag….feminism… Apparently she’s a surfer…which makes the whole thing even weirder…but her real star talent is her PC muscle ability…that I am sure allows her pussy to grab other even the smallest dick before jerking it off inside her… Here’s what she had to say: I Lift with My Vagina New year, new vagina. It’s that time you’ve all been waiting for: Vaginal Kung Fu 2015 Follow her on INSTAGRAM ….or don’t…weird… Here are her pics…

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