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Alexa Vega’s Underwater Tits of the Day

Her name is Alexa Vega. She is some married chick who you may remember as the tween Robert Rodriguez had a “boner” for. I don’t want to say that he molested her on the set of Spy Kids, because I would be making that up, but I will say that he is the only person who has ever really given her work, and to me that means she’s probably got some dirt on him that she’s using to extort him…or maybe, just maybe, he’s like you creepy dudes who watch your neighbor’s kids grow up, and one day realize “shit they have tits, I’m gonna go watch her sun tan and film it for later”…you know cuz thanks to technology – we’re all filmmakers now… She posted this under water, titties be floating pic…and so am I…because Alexa Vega and me…are so fucking similar like that. #twinsies If girls drowning and struggling for air is your fetish – watch out.

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Julija Steponaviciute for Elle France of the Day

If you know anything about this site you know that I’ve branded everything with the word step in front of it. Sure I’ve never done anything with the brand – but the idea was there. From stepTV, to stepLINKS, to stepLISTS, to stepFAME, to stepGIRLS, to stepEXCLUSIVE…I am fucking annoying with the step… But to see a girl, a model, a topless model from Lithuania branded as Julija stepONAVICIUTE …. I have no choice but to locigally assume, we are soul mates…this is destiny, she belongs to me and my heart to her…and while I figure out how and why we aren’t together, and how I am going to change that I’ll let you stare at her tits in ELLE FRANCE, where tits are considered shirts and we like them for that…because I don’t mind letting you look at my stepSOULMATES tits.

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Julija Steponaviciute for Elle France of the Day

Tits in i-D Magazine of the Day

The models are Natalie Westling & Lily McMenamy and I’ve never heard of them, I mean everyone’s a fucking model, so I don’t keep track, too many people…I just know they are super creepy in this photoshoot for i-D magazine but more importantly – they are showing their tits…

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Katy Perry’s Hot Tits Take Their Vitamins at a Drag Queen Party of the Day

One of the best lifestyle photographers out of LA, goes by the name RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH …where he goes to all the it parties, takes great pics and shares them with us commoners not invited… He went to some Drag Queen’s birthday party, that Katy Perry was also at…and she was wearing a tight dress that made her tits look awesome, and it makes me wonder why she doesn’t let RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH be the only person to take pics of her… You see I’ve known of Katy Perry since she was just a hipster in LA…and I’ve seen her tits get more and more famous…but for some reason…she just never looked good to me. I found her ugly, sloppy, even a monster…up on some Lady Gaga – we scammed the world shit… But every pic RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH gets of her…I fall in love with..and want to ejaculate on…either he’s good, or she’s good, she just hasn’t been documented very well. Derek Hough and some other Dancing with the Stars trash was there, because he’s gay, you knew this from his dancing career, if you even know who Derek Hough is…and he busted out his homo dance moves because that’s just such an LA thing to do. You see if you haven’t been to LA, it’s a cheesy fucking place where all these people stroke their own egos and think they are talent, and they compete to showcase said talent, even though they are already rich from their talent. It’s like a massive horrible Bar Mitzvah, everywhere you go…and the entertainment..is equally as bad…It’s nice to see she’s reconnecting with her roots…

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Katy Perry’s Hot Tits Take Their Vitamins at a Drag Queen Party of the Day

Katy Perry’s Hot Tits Take Their Vitamins at a Drag Queen Party of the Day

One of the best lifestyle photographers out of LA, goes by the name RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH …where he goes to all the it parties, takes great pics and shares them with us commoners not invited… He went to some Drag Queen’s birthday party, that Katy Perry was also at…and she was wearing a tight dress that made her tits look awesome, and it makes me wonder why she doesn’t let RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH be the only person to take pics of her… You see I’ve known of Katy Perry since she was just a hipster in LA…and I’ve seen her tits get more and more famous…but for some reason…she just never looked good to me. I found her ugly, sloppy, even a monster…up on some Lady Gaga – we scammed the world shit… But every pic RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH gets of her…I fall in love with..and want to ejaculate on…either he’s good, or she’s good, she just hasn’t been documented very well. Derek Hough and some other Dancing with the Stars trash was there, because he’s gay, you knew this from his dancing career, if you even know who Derek Hough is…and he busted out his homo dance moves because that’s just such an LA thing to do. You see if you haven’t been to LA, it’s a cheesy fucking place where all these people stroke their own egos and think they are talent, and they compete to showcase said talent, even though they are already rich from their talent. It’s like a massive horrible Bar Mitzvah, everywhere you go…and the entertainment..is equally as bad…It’s nice to see she’s reconnecting with her roots…

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Hilary Duff’s in a Bikini New Video of the Day

Scientologist Hilary Duff gets rubbed down in a bikini in her new music video you’d think she wouldn’t be doing, you know being religious and all until realizing it is scientology, the Hollywood religion to give Hollywood people access to other Hollywood people to talk about how great they are, while pretending they aren’t gay.

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Toni Garrn Topless on a Yacht of the Day

Toni Garrn is showing the paparazzi her tits. I guess she figures milk this marketing campaign while she can because based on Leo’s past, this relationship is a 5 minute thing so get as much attention as you can and when you can. She is also European and a model, so tits aren’t a big enough deal even if they were big….but I will still look and so will you cuz #tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Toni Garrn Topless on a Yacht of the Day

Toni Garrn Topless on a Yacht of the Day

Toni Garrn is showing the paparazzi her tits. I guess she figures milk this marketing campaign while she can because based on Leo’s past, this relationship is a 5 minute thing so get as much attention as you can and when you can. She is also European and a model, so tits aren’t a big enough deal even if they were big….but I will still look and so will you cuz #tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jack White at the Cubs Game is the Picture of the Day

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Martha Hunt for Seafolly of the Day

I fell in love with Martha Hunt back in MAY…when she did this TOPLESS PHOTOSHOOT …but then I forgot she existed…until today…when it all came back to me… You see these bitches are all interchangeable. There are so many of them. We are so over-exposed that they all kind of blend into each other to the point where their names don’t matter…they don’t matter…their tits don’t even matter…but I’ll still look at them…and pretend I care…as they sell bikinis…for some random ass brand….

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Martha Hunt for Seafolly of the Day