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Miley Cyrus Nipple Outtake from W Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The other day, Miley Cyrus dropped two titty photoshoots for two pretty major magazines and shit got a little bit of buzz because it was Miley Cyrus showing off her tits in photos for magazines…and this is apparently an outtake…that like the actual photoshoots will not throw a wrench in the internet and shut down servers…she’s cried wolf and drawn enough attention to herself that the only way she’ll shock or awe or even really excite the average person…is a sex tape…because no matter how over exposed any celebrity is, we will always watch them have sex…which isn’t shocking, but what is shocking is that a few years ago, when Miley was a 17 year old Hannah Montana…the idea of seeing her topless would have blown minds…and now that it’s happened so many times…no one gives a fuck…I wonder what it does to a girls self esteem knowing no one wants to see your tits…let’s hope it makes them next level their shit…

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Anastasia Ashley’s Doing the Rihanna Paddleboard Pic of the DAy

Posted on January 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anastasia Ashley keeps instagram fun. Whether it’s with her surfer ass or her doing parodies of celebrity bikini pics….I always get a good laugh…then a good cry….because I always cry when I want to masturbate but can’t because all my hard living broke my clit sized buried in fat penis…now to be clear, that wasn’t a crying when masturbating joke, I hate those….but rather just a sad glimpse into my horrible life…a life that Anastasia Ashley’s instagram consistently reminds me is flawed, failed… Here she is doing the RIHANNA Paddle Board Erotica…which is the only kind of erotica anyone should know!

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Weather Channel Fail of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think the biggest fail in recent years is that the Weather Channel and their league of Meteorologists have tried to sensationalize their jobs by like they were working for Hard Copy or some other tabloid show…by naming winter storms like they were hurricanes that needed to be tracked, I guess because when you’re a weather man…all you have going for you, besides fucking the weather woman behind the green screen map, is tracking the storm from your shitty office at your shitty low level local news channel studio…dreaming of the day you become Al Roker… I mean that was the biggest fail, until they named a winter storm Janus, and had a dude stand in front of the “J”… Funnies.

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Kate Upton Does the Superbowl for Vogue of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Super Bowl is a big deal for Kate Upton… Not necessarily because she’s into Football… Not necessarily because her fan base is all about that shit…and I don’t mean to shit on every football fan, because I know that football is a huge deal to dudes of all socio-economic backgrounds…I just mean to say that trailer dwelling mass market blue collar Joe the Plumber motherfucker with the 400 pound wife is all about this Kate Upton shit, her awkward body is like some angelic shape from heaven… But because of all the party snacks…so much food for her to eat her way through…because that’s what pigs do.

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Kelly Hall Tits for Page 3 of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Hall is a Page 3 Idol winner, which I guess is a big deal in the UK for a girl who aspires to be a titty model, because it means getting on the map and into the daily paper as the tits of the year, at least I assume that’s the case, because these tits has that as her twitter bio…. I don’t find her all that hot, at least not in these shitty, generic pics, but she does have tits that she thinks are good enough to use to get ahead and she is willing to use them…and more girls should follow her lead because I want to see her tits..

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Lucy Pinder’s Topless Christmas Shoot of the Day

Posted on December 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lucy Pinder..Glamour Model who’s career is based on showing her tits…did a Christmas Shoot for her site…showing her tits…because that’s what her career is based on. Makes sense, no surprises here…she’s a little thick and needs a bit more photoshop, give her an ass, get rid of the bad skin and bruises… but you’ll like it…cuz you can see her tits…and that’s really all that matters…at least when it comes to Lucy Pinder since it’s all she has going for, all she’s every done, her self worth…and she knows it…unlike other women who don’t realize that their tits is all that matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Christmas of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Stoned, blood shot, beady-eyed Miley in no make-up…flashing her tits in support of some nipple project that is campaigning to let girls walk around topless…even though she censored out her tits making her real passion for the cause questionable…even though it is a cause I am totally for and we should all be for because tits aren’t fucking porn unless you are 9 and don’t have access to the internet…but do have access to National Geographic…. Conservative America doesn’t understand that tits are just fucking tits…and that the rest of the world embraces tits and they still seem to get on just fine, without oil wars, or a huge deficit, and without being owned by China…You see priorities are all fucked up…but not Miley’s…Miley’s are perfect and this Christmas card…borderline genius…at least when compared to other Christmas Cards… I’m a fan of a Miley Cyrus X-Mas….

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Jessica Hart Bikini Pics in Miami of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt. In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are. And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties… That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone… Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever…. Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Hart Bikini Pics in Miami of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt. In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are. And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties… That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone… Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever…. Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Freakish Lindsey Wixson for Eres Paris 2014 of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsey Wixson is some top model, who I am sure is a very lovely lady with lots of fun and happy things to contribute to a conversation because being a top model has put her in fun and crazy situations and taken her to fun and crazy places and made her a lot of fucking money…but for some reason her fame or success in modelling makes no sense to me…because as far as I’m concerned she looks like a freak…just a weirdo face designed for a horror movie…that I am putting up anyway,..cuz we are in the tail end of Halloween…and you know somewhere someone is still passed out in a ditch in costume…not ready to accept Starbucks introducing the Holiday collection already…but more importantly I’m doing it cuz she’s in a bikini…and trying to understand her face…is some mind melding puzzle you retards could probably use as a brain exercises…. Lindsey Wixson Freakish Lindsey Wixson for Eres Paris 2014 of the Day Lindsey Wixson is some top model, who I am sure is a very lovely lady with lots of fun and happy things to contribute to a conversation because being a top model has put her in fun and crazy situations and taken her to fun and crazy places and made her a lot of fucking money…but for some reason her fame or success in modelling makes no sense to me…because as far as I’m concerned she looks like a freak…just a weirdo face designed for a horror movie…that I am putting up anyway,..cuz we are in the tail end of Halloween…and you know somewhere someone is still passed out in a ditch in costume…not ready to accept Starbucks introducing the Holiday collection already…but more importantly I’m doing it cuz she’s in a bikini…and trying to understand her face…is some mind melding puzzle you retards could probably use as a brain exercises….

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