Real girls don’t eat…it takes a good pregnancy, or engagement, or trapping of a man to say, fuck my career I’ve made my money, it’s about my happiness, and giving up, pass me that corn dog…and that is far more depressing than her marrying Ashton, because you never had a chance, who cares who she fucks, what matters is how she looks, and more importantly, the condition of her pussy…something I guess she doesn’t seem to care about TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Lindsay Lohan has gone the reality show, put her personal shit out there, hang her dirty, cum soaked panties on display for the world to get a real life sense of her struggles, that will obviously result in people laughing at her real life struggles, not because they aren’t real life struggles, but because the general public wishes they had Lohan’s life and the fact she threw it all away, makes them hate her… But not me…I want to see Lohan win an Academy Award…I want her to repackage herself as an older Jennifer Lawrence, who just books good roles, partially because I like the underdog, partially because I like a good comeback story, partially because I like her tits, partially because I want to be her friend, and by friend I mean have her herpes ridden vagina smeared on my face erotically… I am a firm believer that people, especially celebrities, should keep their stories and personal lives to their fucking self, so I can focus on their bullshit movie roles, so that when I hear her cry in a movie I don’t think, I bet that’s what she did when Sam Ronson shoved his dick in her without asking… You get what I’m saying here, and that is that Oprah is an exploitative cunt, like Dr Drew and like Lohan’s parents, milking the child star cow pretending to be helping her…and I just wish Lohan would let me save her…or just play with her tits.
When you are old and tired…from what, I don’t know,..it’s not like Emmanuelle Chriqui works…but her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like it’s Jewish Grandparents…you make sure to wear a ridiculous push up bra to distract from the fact that you’re pushing 40… She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and she make stye Jewish Moroccan community proud enough for me to celebrate her tits, and not bother talking about how this Entourage movie she’s on may be a disaster since no one really wants to see a bunch of 40 year olds ripping lines and fucking young girls…or old girls like Emanuelle Chriqui trying to stay young because that’s the only acting jobs she gets…and really who cares..there’s cleavage and I like cleavage..and so do you.
I wasn’t at the Oscars…I am not Hollywood…in fact I find Hollywood a fucking joke…far greater than any joke that Ellen made last night…because the whole thing fucking sucked…there was no funny. clever or relevant angle…and the only thing semi interesting was that they broke twitter during a Samsung product placement ad that the world probably didn’t realize was a product placement even though the phone she was using was the size of her fucking head… The only good thing about the Oscar, other than Jennifer Lawrence celebrating her arm fat and Liza Minnelli’s nipples…was the memorial reminding us all that these evil people die…but more importantly…that there’s going to be a new Hollywood…sooner than later…people are tired of the same faces, the same boys club, and it’s bound to be shaken up…and that’s a good thing… TO SEE ALL THE OSCAR PICS MADAM MEOW COULD FIND CLICK HERE
Edita Vilkeviciute is an amazing model who does a lot of topless work because she’s got fun tits, but more importantly because she’s an immigrant and she has to do whatever she can to get noticed on her 2 year Visa in America…because if they send her back home…when she was so close to making it…she could never live with herself…and as she’s learned the American way to get noticed and to be relevant and to matter is by showing your tits…because unlike the rest of the world where they ignore your tits…because tits aren’t a big deal here it’s considered pornography, and scandalous an gets people talking…it may not make sense…but it is the way it is…and I am glad it is because I want to see every girl in the world’s tits and I figure anything to help that mission is a good one.
Gigi Hadid is a young Guess model from Malibu, who you can assume is a rich kid, who I can assume understands basic marketing that when you have something solid like a Guess Campaign and more importantly being a Sports Illustrated Rookie, which to the average person with any level of taste wouldn’t really care about or even notice…since SI is for poor white people…but that I guess is getting her a fan base that makes for perfect time to show her tits for fashion in V Magazine…in efforts to be taken more seriously as a model, or maybe to just to put herself out there, tits first, as models do, and I am not complaining…young model tits are my business..I need them to go on…even when their name is Gigi like some Jewish Grandmother in Florida at Bingo I tried to fuck my way into her will years ago…Gigi..like some kind of Vaudeville or burlesque act at the local stripclub…I don’t get how anyone can go by that name and be taken seriously…but I guess…Tits…is all that matters…TITS. To see all the Sports Illustrated Shit CLICK HERE
Kelly Brook is built like she fucks black guys, which is probably why she fucks black guys, and unlike most white girl, she’s embraced it and advertised it, despite the fact that white dudes are racists and hate the idea of seeing their fantasy women getting fucked by black dudes, unless they are those weirdo husbands who pay black dudes to fuck their wives, a fetish most white dudes would never grasp… That said, she’s thick, she’s round, she’s too big to be a lingerie model, yet she is a lingerie model, sure it’s for her own brand of lingerie, and sure the primary focus has always been on her tits, and sure she’s all womanly and plus sized thanks to laziness and overeating, not to mention a slower metabolism thanks to being 40, but when stacked the way she’s’ stacked…none of that really matters… Here she is in Miami…and I kinda like it…and I don’t know why…maybe it’s the tits…or maybe it’s that she’s owning her hardly perfect self…who knows…just look at the pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The most fascinating thing about Bangladesh is not that they manufacture all your clothes at a discount in factories that collapse. It is not that they moved here run your convenience stores or taxis. It is not even that they are so fucking poor that they can find hours of entertainment from a laser pointer that they use on some poor as sit kid who has never seen one and tries to catch the beam of light for a long fucking time…the most fascinating thing about Bangladesh is that you can fuck a hooker for 3 dollars…I am sure the smells that come from that bed and vagina for that 3 dollars is also fascinating…but this laser pointer shit is pretty fucking funny.
Kelly Brook has been showing off her chubby body in a bikini a lot the last few days… I guess it is because she’s exhausted from all the work she’s been putting in as a titty model…and needs a vacation where she gained 30 lbs and frolic in the water drawing attention to herself and her black boyfriend…or maybe, just maybe these are photoshopped… What it all comes down to is that Kelly Brook can teach us all, if you are busty, exploit them tits, show them tits, make money with them tits because if you do it right…you can live the American dream….
The other day, Miley Cyrus dropped two titty photoshoots for two pretty major magazines and shit got a little bit of buzz because it was Miley Cyrus showing off her tits in photos for magazines…and this is apparently an outtake…that like the actual photoshoots will not throw a wrench in the internet and shut down servers…she’s cried wolf and drawn enough attention to herself that the only way she’ll shock or awe or even really excite the average person…is a sex tape…because no matter how over exposed any celebrity is, we will always watch them have sex…which isn’t shocking, but what is shocking is that a few years ago, when Miley was a 17 year old Hannah Montana…the idea of seeing her topless would have blown minds…and now that it’s happened so many times…no one gives a fuck…I wonder what it does to a girls self esteem knowing no one wants to see your tits…let’s hope it makes them next level their shit…
