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Rachel Bilson Cleavage of the Day

Here is Rachel Bilson climbing out of some caves in Barbados with her tits out….because she wants people to stare at her tits…otherwise she’d be wearing a fucking sweater… Pregnant girls are all the same…starved for male attention, especially when held captive by her boyfriend of ten years who stifled her career for pretty much the last ten years… They are walking out of caves, and this is probably one of the more ridiculous pictures of any celebrity, whether a pregnant or not, that the paparazzi have ever capture… Now I find pregnant girls disgusting, but there is that window of opportunity where they are awesome, not fat year…just looking like they overate…and unable to get pregnant because they are already pregnant…and titties all swollen… I guess, she’s not in the OC anymore….that shit got cancelled, like her birth control prescription. What a fail..on her part, but this picture is a win for all of us…even if you’re not a tit guy…it’s funny. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Flaming Employee Catches Girls Shop lifting and Other Videos of the Day

That was amazing…she even called him a faggot… Here’s a Man Wrestles an Ostrich This isn’t Graphic – But Apparently a Girl Refused to Give These Guys Her Number and they beat her to death in a McDonalds…What the fuck… Drunk Motherfucker This isn’t graphic – But a Teen Died Making this video Because he’s an idiot Here is a kid playing tag with a leopard Dude Throws Rock at a Lambo

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Eva Green Banned Poster of the Day

Here is the Sin City 2 Poster every nerd has been waiting for…that has apparently been banned because they people at the Motion Picture Association of America do not believe in freeing the nipple like they were Scout Willis….and prefer their movie posters to be less soft core pornographic, even when they star of the movie is some soft core porn actress from France…who happens to have awesome tits… This is the story… A poster for the Sin City sequel A Dame To Kill For has been banned by the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) for showing one of its stars Eva Green holding a gun and looking sultry in a revealing thin gown. Of particular concern to the conservative watchdog was the “curve of under breast and dark nipple/areola circle visible through sheer gown.” These are the tits in the new 300: HERE and HERE These are the tits in Perfect Sense HERE These are the tits in Camelot HERE These are the tits in Cracks HERE Tits on Tits on Tits and her breakout role was in some incest sexed up movie called Dreamers…needless to say she’s’ a vehicle or host body for the tits the movie industry like….

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Kelly Hall is the Page 3 Girl of the Day

Kelly Hall is a UK Glamour Model, that is code for girl with tits who always liked the idea of being a model, even if it meant capitalizing on her tits, because it’s better than working at the strip club or as an escort. If anything, even if it doesn’t pay, it increases her audience and gives her that stamp of approval that allows her to write “Published Model” on her instagram, differentiating her from “instagram models”…which amazingly enough makes athletes and other rich people want to marry their trashy asses, or knock up their trashy asses, and the whole thing is better than being a stripper they were destined to be in… YOu see Glamour Model, is anything but Glamourous, if anything it is the trashiest kind of modelling, but if you white wash it by labelling it Glamour…it makes the whole experience almost as luxurious as fashion models…who also show their tits… I guess what I am getting at is that every girl should show her tits to get ahead and that’s probably the one life lesson we can pull from the UK’s Page 3 tabloid, that’s been celebrating these topless tarts everyday for decades…good work. TO SEE THE ARCHIVE OF PAGE 3 TITTIES CLICK HERE

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Carmen Brundler for Marks and Spencer Lingerie of the Day

You’ve never heard of Carmen Bründler, but her last name is fun to say…it makes me feel like I’m on some weird german tour of the fetish club, where the fat leather clad dominatrix is explaining her signature ass penetrating move…which may be where the marketing people at Mark’s and Spencer’s found her. I mean Berlin has been a hot bed for British executives on some sex tourism vacation for decades, because where else do you find these models who aspire to get half naked, all egotistical and narcissistic, unable to really use their brain for any other reason but getting half naked, since the money is good and the work is easy, not to mention it gives them that stamp of approval that they are hot enough and that they matter…not that they needed that stamp of approval, they already knew they were amazing, that’s why they decided to make a career out of that, to share it with you…

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Ashley Benson Bikini Selfie of the Day

Ashley Benson posted a pic of her tits in a bikini…laying down, which in the event you have tits, is the worst way to show off those tits, since laying down tits, are usually not optimizing your otherwise big tit tits.. As a fat man, I get that laying down makes you appear thinner in the rest of your dumpy midsection for pictures, but when your tits are the highlight of who you are….and when your tits are all that matter, despite your huge acting career thanks to a huge show and silly movie…you’d think this would be more topless nipple… I prefer her Pretty Little Liars Shoot

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Chrissy Teigen in Some Nude Shoot of the Day

[pics removed] Chrissy Teigen is my fake enemy, because I am sure we both don’t really give a fuck about each other. Her story, from what I know, just makes me laugh. What I see is an average at best, what would be an “Instagram Model”, if bitch wasn’t so fucking old, who booked one swimsuit catalog for Billabong or some other surf brand way back 8 years ago, that was shot by one of Kanye’s friends from Chicago, who ended up introducing her to John Legend, who I guess she felt was going to be the next big thing…so she took her 250 dollar pay check from the bikini catalog she did, and wifed the motehrfucker before he was really rich and famous so it looked less obvious and made him believe she was part of the process…and in wifing the motherfucker, she’s managed to keep herself busy plain ton social media, and doing free campaigns for people like Sports Illustrated and their affiliates… So to some she’s a gold digging hooker, to me she’s just an opportunist who knew she couldn’t make it as a model without some celebrity support, and if she get mad when people say she’s fat, or has a shitty pug face that is bloated from either hard drinking, cocaine, or botox and filler…because no one likes to admit they manipulated a man with their tits…and who gives a fuck, because you can just stare at her tits…like you were John Legend getting sucked the fuck in…early on in your career…making her too expensive to fucking divorce… Anyway, she wrote a nice blog post about me on her site once, I feel like it’s my claim to fame. HERE because I think she should finalize the dig, with a pregnancy retirement plan…I’m just being practical…

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Charlotte Carey is Amazing in Clash Magazine of the Day

I don’t know anything about Charlotte Carey, other than that she’s not Jim Carrey’s daughter, but she might be Drew Carey and Mariah Carey after having incest sex kid, because she is from LA and LA is where rich and famous people have babies.. I do know that she’s been modelling for a while, and in that modelling she shows her tits, which makes her pretty fucking fantastic by my standards, even though all models show their tits, it’s part of the job, and even if it wasn’t, tits aren’t a big deal, they are just tits, and not like them shoving things in their assholes, but I guess I am old school and like seeing tits. So Charlotte Carey….I’ve seen your tits. Fascinating. Artsy.

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Edita Vilkeviciute Models Some Bikinis of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is one of my favorite titty for fashion models…which in the even you didn’t know a titty for fashion model is the kind of model who shows her tits under the pretence that it is for fashion and not for pornography…yet the same result comes out of it…exposed tits… Now most new models are titty for fashion girls, that’s how they get to the level of success to book shitty bikini campaigns…but some like Edita…. Are Just Better at IT Unfortunately, here are some pics from a paid campaign now that her tits have made it.

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Emily Didonato Titties for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.

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