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Amanda Lepore’s Tits That Used to Be Pecs of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes standard female pussy is boring cuz it’s always the fucking same….it’s like there’s little excitement in the shit cuz you know the girl was born with it and she takes it for granted cuz it’s always just been there… So you need to switch it up and the best way to do that is to look at pics of some tranny monster like Amanda Lepore and her ridiculous everything who is like a caricature of a woman because to remind yourself that pussy that isn’t standard female pussy czn be scary as fuck….making you run back to standard female pussy as fast as you can with a new found appreciation for the shit…. These pictures are to keep you on track and from straying… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Katie Holmes has some Weird Fucking Tits of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Something weird is going on with Katie Holmes mom tits. Some people may think she’s just wearing a bra that is too tight for her, but I like to think it’s on some Alien kick, not because I am a virgin loser who likes all things Sci-Fi and only masturbate to shit that involves Space, but because her religion is. Pics via Fame

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Katy Perry Shows Off her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Legally I’m not allowed to post the pictures of Katy Perry’s tits in a red bikini, not because Katy Perry annoys me so much that I’ve showed up at her house every day until she issued a restraining order, but because the paparazzi agency who was paid or who paid to get the rights to take these pics don’t like me because I offend the celebrities they pay to take exclusive pictures of and they don’t want to lose their business model….. Look, I get the whole “her tits are amazing” thign, and part of me can appreciate that about her, but I can’t forget that she is Katy Perry or that she is ugly as fuck, she shouldn’t be allowed out of the house without movie make-up or a mask on but she should be forced to always wear a bikini top because after staring at this for a few minutes…I realize she’s not so bad…Don’t get me wrong, I still hate her…and I still have hope that her and her annoying boyfriend Russell Brand are involved in a horrible plane crash on the way home. I feel like God’s been too good to them and needs to take it back. Not that you’re reading this you perverts…you’ve already clicked the link to see the rest of the pics… To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow This Link GO

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Lisa Rinna Shows Off Her Nipple of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am still not sure who Lisa Rinna is but I do know that she was all nipples the other night…not that that’s a good thing…because there comes an age in every woman’s life where staring at her hard nipples starts to make the average person feel awkward and Lisa Rinna is pushing that age…except the other day when I saw a 75 year old walking her dog in a turtleneck and saw nothing but really hard, awkwardly placed nipples and liked it….because like Rinna, she wasn’t wearing a bra the other night and I guess why would she…because Rinna was spent enough money on her tits over the years so that they don’t need a bra, so she might as well get her money’s worth….and the good news is that her tits in this dress give her the little attention she’s addicted to and distracts us from her thick jacked-up lipped face….. If you google her, you’ll see her Playboy pictures and these relatively new old lady tits in all their glory…but I can’t post the shit cuz Playboy are mean and like to sue. Pics via Fame Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Mila Kunis Shows Off Her Tits Culkin of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know where these Mila Kunis pictures are from, but I do know that I have a thing for Mila Kunis. She is the reason I made it through a Russell Brand movie. She is the reason I used to get hard watching Family Guy. She is the reason I watched That 70s Show and almost liked it. There’s just something mystical about Mila Kunis and that thing is not the fact that she is engaged to Michael Jackson’s emotionally distraught, confused, drugged up ex-child star…. Macaulay Culkin managing to convince her into his bedroom despite his probably AIDS dick, is the one thing that is wrong with her, I mean sure, their relationship means she’s loyal and not too picky, doesn’t mind people who don’t shower and that she has no issue running after her childhood dreams and that she gets what she sets her mind to, even if that thing isn’t reaching for the stars, but I just hope she just feel obligated to be there for Macaulay Culkin since no one else is, in some friendship and maternal way, since he’s gay. The whole thing is unfortunate, but her showing off her tits for some male attention that she’s not getting at home is really one of the best things in Hollywood according to me, which isn’t saying much, but it’s saying something.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Holds onto Her Fame of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone’s fucking hungry for attention…. It’s safe to say that this isn’t a bunch of cocaine jacked up in Lohan’s shoe, but more her just trying to get attention because I guess she realizes she’s had a longer career no working than she has working and it’s time to get back into the grove… So she did what any whore with no self-respect would do and hit up the parties in a sheer shirt that I think I can see nipple in, but I’m not entirely sure, since Lohan’s pale as fuck….and then poured white powder all over her feet to get everyone talking….and I bet it works…I bet this hits every entertainment show and website…because once you get famous it’s just that easy to maintain people’s attention…which leads to the real issue and that’s why the fuck do we care if this bitch is covered in white powder, showing off tit or not…we should go back to living our own lives…unfortunately living our own life is more depressing than laughing at their lives…. BONUS – Here she is at Perez Hilton’s birthday party…something that is clearly on the Lady Gaga marking tip, where if you hang with this dude, endorse this dude, you become the biggest star, cuz this dude’s site is seriously influential with the idiots who buy records. I always figured that if the celebs just ignore him, they would have snuffed him out a long time ago, but instead they turned him into their vehicle to lie to the public…The whole hollywood bullshit thing is starting to annoy me.. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Danielle Mason is Some Chubby White Trash of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Danielle Mason is some UK “Glamour Model”, a concept I don’t understand, but assume has to do with the UK having some pretty ugly grey skinned women married to really blue collar dudes with no tastes, because every single one of these UK “Glamour Models” looks like a fucking pig to me, especially when they are caked up in make-up and wearing cheap sexshop underwear like the stripper I wouldn’t bother getting a lap dance from…or in Danielle Mason’s case, carting around a cake and showing off their gunt like they’re in shape, while letting everyone know they have pretty much given up on their career as a “Glamour Model” but has taken up emotional eating since it makes everything okay, like those years of abuse and a failed career as a public whore, at least until she hits 400 pounds and dies of heart disease. I know these are boring…but they go up anyway. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By Someone on her Cellphone of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t need a lawsuit, so let me say this before I go on, Rebecca Gayheart and her high paid lawyers are not actual murderers. She legally got off because the court system is fucking corrupt…but her car did hit a kid and that kid is dead and no matter how legally responsible she is or not, as far as I am concerned her car did kill a kid….and when you’re driving and paying attention to the road and not trying to cut through traffic caused by people stopping for a kid crossing the street, cuz you are so important and in a rush while talking on your cellphone, and a motherfuckin kid gets killed, I think it’s your fault….so in the court of Drunkenstepfather, where logic outweighs expensive lawyers and loopholes, bitch is a fucking murderer.. That said, she just had a kid of her own…not that you care…but I like to check in and see if Karma has got its revenge yet, and by Karma I mean the little Mexican kid she ran over’s mother…to punish Gayheart since the courts didn’t..by taking her baby before it’s time…. I don’t want you to think this has anything to do with Rebecca Gayheart being relevant, because even in lesbian threesomes she bores me….The only thing she’s good for is if she decides to license her name to some Gay porn producers for their “Crazy Heart” gay porn, about a country singer who is down on his luck and writes a hit song for a kid he mentored with anal but who is now a star starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Turner’s Tits Distract from her Face of the Day

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My last celebrity defamation lawsuit threat came from this bitch, Sophie Turner….who I am sure isn’t legally allowed to call herself a celebrity, but for some reason, I like to call her tits, manages to still get noticed and defended by die heart fans….I wrote that she looked like a pornstar or a whore, which if you I were to ever see her on the street I’d say something like “hey that bitch looks like a pornstar, let’s google pornstars and see if we can find her” but apparently she thought that was worth having her laywer write me a letter about….so when I see pictures of her and her perky fake tits..or her “alledged” fake tits…it reminds me of goodtimes those goodtimes…. So we may not know who she is…but people took pictures at the airport of her so she must be someone going somewhere important to do something important… Pics via Bauer

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Ellen Pompeo’s Mom Tits of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The only thing hot about pregnancy is that it makes tits milk filled for a little while. I guess that’s the logic husbands use when they try to fuck their post pregnant wife and her newly stretched out pussy in a “hey at least she’s got tits” despite the other 30 pounds she’s gained and won’t lose but will blame you for every time you fight or she tries to squeeze into her wedding dress only to be reminded of her new mom body….which usually happens well after her milk has dried up and her tits are like empty grocery bags in the wind…and the whole thing is depressing but not as despressing as Ellen Pompeo’s haggard face… Pics via Fame

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