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Trying to Look Down Rihanna’s Shirt of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to find Rihanna hot, now I hate her. I don’t know what it was that put me over the edge, but I think it had to do with her selling out her boyfriend for choking her out, something you don’t expect a girl from the islands to do, for fear of being deported, proving that Rihanna thought at the time that she was at the top of the fucking world and could do anything, and I just don’t like that kind of attitude, especially from a girl who came from the gutter, and who belongs in the gutter, but who pulled some solid scam, a scam that doesn’t involve talent, but probably involves underage sex, it’s the only explanation….. Here are some pictures of her showing off her little tits, I’ve been trying to look down her shirt, but haven’t really had any luck, maybe you’re better at this than me… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Brooke Hogan is Still a Useless Pig of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Hogan is not just a joke, but she’s also a monster like her dad…and maybe that’s why he wants to fuck her…because he sees himself in her…and anyone that tanned and jacked up…probably loves themselves a lot…and wanting his daughter cuz she is the female version of him just makes sense…it’s masturbation….but to the rest of the world..she’s fucking scary…but not as scary as the era when she was on TV or when she was launching her music career…which was a serious fucking joke, so it’s nice to see her gutter ass back on the streets of Florida trashin’ it up like she was destined to do and if she’s lucky, she may get a segment on this season’s Jersey Shore…a serious match made in white trash heaven… I am posting these for old times and new titties. Pics via Bauer

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Christina Hendricks Tits Do Esquire of the Day

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch Mad Men, but apparently it is a big deal…but probably not as big of a deal as Christina Hendricks’ tits because they are the only reason I know the show…which I guess brings up the question of why it took her until the age of 34 to break out, because locigally she has had her tits since she was 18, and her tits are the only reason people care about her, but that question is far too deep for the intelligence of my one reader, so I’ll just keep wondering it for myself, you’ve let me down again….

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Anna Paquin is a Hangin’ Dyke Nipples of the Day

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not in the KKK but if I was this would not be my idea of a hanging homosexual worth jerking off to…not that these are pictures worth jerking off to…if anything they just explain why Anna Paquin has taking the turn to lesbian because she’s butch, ugly and probably has a penis…. My internet I am stealing is running like shit. I’m tempted to go bitch out my neighbor and tell him to call tech support, but motherfucker will know I’m a theif and I can’t have that tarnishing my stellar reputation in the building, thanks to the time I passed out in the laundry room pantsless with my dick in some ladies panties…something Anna Paquin and her nipples can probably understand…. Pics via Bauer

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Heather Graham Lesbian Tits in Boogie Woogie of the Day

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is a clip from some movie called Boogie Woogie where Heather Graham gets topless and plays a lesbian with some twat named Jaime Winstone, not to be confused with the movie Boogie Nights where she gets topless with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch…..I guess she’s a one trick pony, but when a bitch has tits like this and her trick involves showing them off, it’s a hell of a lot better trick than anything I can do…

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Anne Hathaway Tits in a White Shirt of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anne Hathaway is a talent, if you consider making a decent set of tits as boring as humanly possible….unfortunately, that’s something I don’t consider a talent at all, but instead find disgraceful and disrespectful to her bra size….I figure we need rules in place that if anyone 34C and over buys a bra, they sign a contract that at least 50 percent of the time they leave their house, they show some fucking cleavage…not because I’m a frat jock typical “Bro” alpha make kind of guy…you know with my keg in the corner and my poster of tits on the wall like a fucking dufus retard who can’t get pussy but has his buddies to talk tit with, but because I’m a perver and like any dude, I like looking at tits, it gets me through life and makes me hate my wife less cuz it gives me that little taste I need, like a fix, so that I don’t fully hate her cuz I’m reminded there’s good in the world, even though I’m stuck with such shit….like my wife and Anne Hathaway hiding her tits…. Pics via Fame

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Worthless Old Lady that Isn’t an Old Lady Tits of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Kim Zolciak. She’s on a TV show that wouldn’t be a TV show if there weren’t so many useless TV channels now that everyone’s got cable and the companies are trying to fill up time slots with serious low quality shit that doesn’t do shit for society but pollute it….and it’d be nice if they could instill laws against this kind of polluting llike they do when it comes to polluting other aspects of our life…you know like when I get a ticket for not picking up my dog’s shit, or in trouble for dumping my kitchen garbage out of my window, and how they make people with cars from the 70s get their exhaust pipes fixed and how they make us recycle and all that other bullshit…but for some reason, they can shove the garbage like Real Housewives of Bullshit about this pig’s life down our fucking throats like we care…doing nothing good for any of us… It makes no fucking sense to me…it’s like you can’t put naked pussy on primetime but you can get away producing this shit…Hollywood is done. It doesn’t need an earthquake to sink it into the pacific, they suiciding themselves. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Some Heidi Montag Fake Tits Bikini Outtakes of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Montag bought herself some tits and it amazes me how much people care. I know bitches with fake tits and it’s really not all that impressive. I’ve not rich and never have been, in fact I am fucking ghetto but figure I could get a minimum wage job and pay off a set of tits for my wife after 6 months to a year, so it’s not like this Montag bitch did anything impressive, she did something typical of girls with low self esteem who think tits make you relevant, when really pornstars get paid more if they have natural tits, because the world doesn’t really find the shit that crazy anymore, we’ve grown from the 90s, so I can only hope the buzz she is getting fades fucking fast, so that she ends up broke trash with nothing to show for her few years of manipulating the people who knew she existed from The Hills, than her tits, cuz that would only be fair for all the bullshit she’s spewed and all the successes she’s had, when really she’s nothing but a talentless trashcan of a person. I figure some of you like fake tits, even though real tits are so much hotter, so I’ll post this shit, but I just want to make it clear that I find this bitch a fucking joke and her tits as useless and pathetic as her….not that you care what I think…but don’t worry the feeling is mutual, cocksucker….

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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Tits of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yesterday, I was pretty upset cuz I was doing a post on Jessica Simspon’s new haircut that her gay friend who is riding her to the top posted on twitter in efforts to release his own “exclusive” so that people follow him for a change, since in his and every gay guy’s mind, he deserves to be the starlet everyone cares about, and Jessica Simpson is the way to make that fucking happen cuz her desperation and depression makes her easy to manipulate…. Today, I am pretty upset cuz I’m posting an update on the shit and writing about a useless, lonely bitch’s hair is pretty fucking depressing, cuz it looks like she’s got hair today….but at least today, I can distract myself with her fat chick tits….and fat chick body…. I just don’t understand why fag hags are always fat chicks…do the gays make them get fat to make them look skinny, do gays hang with them because they don’t judge girls on a sexual level and like them for their big personalities/bank accounts/level of fame, or do they just emotionally eat cuz gay guys are tedious and make them feel like wrecks….no that it matters, cuz fat chicks don’t exist to me except when they end up in my bed taking all the blankets and here are the pics…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like a clown in the Heidi Montag circus everytime I acknowledge she exists. She is a fucking idiot and the only thing her existance proves is how giving a young girl with low self esteem a reality TV show that blows up is a bad idea and ruins people. I guess she also proves that you can buy yourself a set of stupid tits and other procedures to make you look more like an 1990s Playboy bombshell Poison groupie, but I’ve been seeing bitches pull that shit for decades and it is alway uninteresting, uninspired and boring…. The only funny thing about all this is that she’s 90 percent of the way to a solid porn career, I’m just not sure how she’ll spin it to her fake Christian faith she always pulls, but I guess at that point she’ll just be so desperate for attention and probably addicted to meds in desperate need for money that she’ll probably forget that lie she once pulled when she thought people gave a fuck about her….but I’m pretty sure no one ever did… She’s a pig of a human…and here are her stupid fake tits and her “scooped back” to make her look like she’s got ass and the whole thing is pretty much everything wrong in our society. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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