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Kim Kardashian Gets Waxed

Although the title to this post is somewhat provocative, If you were expecting to see pictures of Kim Kardashian getting her lady bits waxed, you’re going to be sadly disappointed. Here she is unveiling her new big assed wax version of herself the other day. I don’t really get the point of a wax museum, they’re just big candles, but I like that Kim gets to check out her own ass. Not to mention her tits look awesome. I kinda want to see them make out. Hot.

Katy Perry Tits and Upskirt on French TV of the Day

I fucking hate Katy Perry…..she is so irritating….this some sersiously scipted bullshit that I don’t fully understand because I had to put it on mute. I don’t know what this little girl cutsey voice while showing off her tits act she’s trying to pull, or this 1950s quoting Marilyn Monroe while showing off her tits bullshit is, the bitch is such a serious fucking pig who doesn’t deserve all this attention, but then again she’s showing off her tits and sometimes that’s enough for me apparently, since this is my second Katy Perry post today….and that depresses me more than the fact that she’s famous, it’s like I am sucked in and stuck under her titty spell despite hating her and if I don’t fight this off, my site may become a fan site for her….but on the positive note, I know 3 different people with sex videos of her. I just haven’t got my hands on the shit, but it’s just a matter of time before her whore oppressed Christian ass gets seen in action….and I can pretty much promise that I’ll be on the frontlines of this war….and here she is bullshitting on some French TV show. I hate her….

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Carmen Electra Lets It All Hang Out

I love a chick who has the balls to wear animal print, especially if that chick happens to have big old fake boobs like Carmen Electra does. Here she is at some sort of event that involves grass or something along those line, I really don’t have a clue where she is. Whatever it is she’s doing, her tits are hanging out and that’s pretty much all I look for in my internet women. That and low self esteem of course. Enjoy.

Sexy Girls – Sexy Ass Bikini Booty-106

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Jackee Harry’s Fat Tits in a Corset in Public of the Day

Sometimes I like when girls wear lingerie out in public like it was outerwear….sometimes I don’t. Sometimes I like when bitches show off their big as fuck tits….sometimes I don’t….usually when the big tits are attached to big bellies caused by menopause and having a bunch of kids… I don’t know who Jackee Harry is, but if I was her grandson, I’d ask her to keep the lingerie for the bedroom, cuz no on wants to see this shit, except maybe me and a bunch of other perverts, cuz shit’s better than nothing, even if it is horrible and painful to watch, cuz we celebrate even the most digusting pussy cuz it is still pussy… That’s all I have to say about that. Pics via Fame

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Stands Skinny of the Day

Hey fat chicks…If you are ever in a situation where you need to have pictures taken of you, be sure to take a bunch of laxatives 2 days earlier, fast for 24 hours, get an industrial strength pair of SPANX, make sure to swell your tits as much as you fucking can, put on a cleavage dress, pose with a fatter chick, and if there are none around, stand like Jennifer Love is standing, cuz it’s some optical illusion, where one foot in from of the other takes her big thick legs and thins the shit out….and the whole thing isn’t as exciting as this would have been 10 years ago when she was the busty skinny chick from TV and not the busty fat chick from the all you can eat buffet where she’s been keeping busy cuz her TV show, which was probably the dumbest concept for a show finally got cancelled…and her boyfriends have all left her high maintenance ass….leaving her nothing else to do but eat…and show off her tits to distract us from that eating…. Pics via Fame

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Lily Allen Shows Off Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know what Lily Allen is doing here, but it looks like she’s got a job working at Disney or some shit. I guess it’s got something to do with the botched Abortion she denies having back when she was at her peak, hard drinking, hard drug using, and actually getting cock.. Maybe shit left her infertile and now forces her to connect with kids working at a theme park where she dresses like she lives in a fairy tale where she shows off her fat tits because she’s fat…the same tits that once wanted to nurse a child…but were robbed of that right…by her selfishness…. I know under this dress and under the push up bra is a serious set of wonky and uneven tits, but I figured that despite being left in the dust by Katy Perry and Lady Gaga and other popstars, Lily Allen still hasn’t killed herself, even though some would argue she should. Enjoy. Pics via Fame

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Adriana Lima’s Mom Tits for Spanish Vogue of the Day

Unlike her counterparts, like Gisele and Alessandra Ambrosio, who seem to have thought getting knocked up together was a great idea so their babies could grow up together, like they used to model together, Adriana Lima, the hottest of the three, clearly didn’t bounce back as proper as the other girls, but then again, there is no proof that Gisele even has a vagina so her post-pregnancy body isn’t a post-pregnancy body and Ambrosio could just be a freak of nature, where as Lima covering her gut and showing off milk-filled tits, is the way motherhood is supposed to look and I can look past it but just because Adriana Lima will always be that Virgin Catholic girl in lingerie to me…. The same issue featured some model named Masha Novoselova showing some nipple, continuing to prove that fashion mags are good for under-the-radar masturbation…. No I didn’t just raid my wife’s Vogue Spanish Vogue issue, my wife doesn’t read fashion magazines, her idea of being fashionable is not having half her fat ass hanging out of her elastic waistband pants….

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Emmy Rossum’s Tits in Shameless of the Day

Apparently there is a show called Shameless on TV. I’ve never heard of it. I’ve never heard people talk about it. I don’t know anyone who watches it, not even my neighbor who collects welfare, has stolen sattelite who watches everything, but apparently this Emmy Rossum bitch shows off her big shit stain nipple on it, cuz she’s shameless and knows it is the only way she will get noticed I didn’t know who Emmy Rossum was, but assumed she was named by her stage mom who pushed her into acting to live out her dream she couldn’t thanks to getting pregnant at a young age…but instead found out she was 14, surprising me, cuz these tits don’t look a day younger than 40. I guess she grew up too fast for her own good, Hollywood will do that to you… These pictures could be old, but they are new to me and that’s what matters..

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Brooke Hogan’s Tits Stay Trashy of the Day

Since this site attracts all the white trash, redneck, racist blue collar poor crowd, I figured I’d post these pictures of your poster girl…Sure she’s not poor or blue collar, she’s just from Florida, but I figure that’s pretty much the same thing as the trailer park you live in where you spend your nights bleaching mold spores that are causing your illegit kid’s asthma….but I guess is she was really white trash her boyfriend wouldn’t look like a cab driver or someone who owns a shish taouk stand, who came to America for the American Dream like he was Miss USA, but that doesn’t mean she’s not fucking gutter, despite how big her fucking house is, remember her dad made his fortune off Wrestling…Wrestling was invented in the backyard at some trailer park when the drunken idiots had nothing better to do cuz they couldn’t afford TVs and their wives were busy working at the stripclub servicing other trash to pay for their canned beans…if you knoww what I mean… Pics via Bauer

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