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Ashley Tisdale in Leather Pants to Divert the Ugly Watch of the Day

Sometimes I like to sit on my computer and pretend I matter to useless cunts like Ashley Tisdale enough to make her change her hustle, step-up her game, and fix her ugly. Not because I want her to read the kind things I say about her, but because I think she needs to just step it up and stop being the boring cunt from High School musical in her mid-20s, who plays a teenager and who wins awards for being hot when there is little to nothing hot about her, other than the fact that she’s not fat and that she once had a lot of teenage fans….Sure awkward distorted faces that look accidented are cute on your own kids cuz you have no choice to love them…but when it comes to Hollywood, that just doesn’t cut it….so it is smart move for Tisdale to be rockin’ these leather pants…even if leather pants aren’t quite as fun as spreading twats….even if they are the key to making a twat hot since they don’t breathe…If you know what I mean.

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Sheila Marquez in Harper’s Bazaar Spain 2011 Calendar of the Day

I have no idea who this Sheila Maquez bitch is, I just know she’s some Spanish model and she’s in some Harper’s Bazaar Spain Calendar, because I guess they don’t have computers, smartphones or anything else that made the calendar obsolete the last 5 years….. She is not showing her tits even though Europe is supposed to be all about the tits, leaving me in a confused mess…kinda like this assortment of pictures that I thought about putting in order but realized why the fuck would i waste my time doing that, I don’t really respect dates or times, but more importantly, even people who do don’t use them either, so I’m not sure what the point of this is….no tits, no point, but that’s just what I do here.

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Sheila Marquez in Harper’s Bazaar Spain 2011 Calendar of the Day

Shabnam Big Brother topless

Shabnam from Big Brother UK goes topless on the beach showing her tits Continue reading

Shabnam Big Brother topless

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Pirelli Calendar Behind the Scenes Tits of the Day

I like tits. I don’t really like the artistic vision behind a calendar people only know about because of the tits. I don’t really need a behind the scenes on the shit and I didn’t really watch more than 4 minutes of the shit, but that doesn’t mean you won’t draw inspiration from this, inspiration for what, I’m not quite sure, but I am sure I’m glad to be left out of the loop on this one, cuz knowing I may aid some of you in jerking off makes me question my sexuality, luckily some of these models bring it back home. To See The Pics – Follow This Link GO

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Naike Rivelli is Some Slut in a See Through Top of the Day

I don’t really keep track of international actors who have been in a handful of movies I’ve never heard of, I don’t even really keep track of their tits, so as far as I’m concerned I have no idea who this Naike Rivelli chick is, but I do not know why she’s got a pretty long face, but assume it’s gotta do with her big watermelon head, but I do appreciate her fashion sense, cuz dresses designed for nipples to be seen, instead of stowed away and hidden like they are something to be ashamed of, are good enough for me.

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Naike Rivelli is Some Slut in a See Through Top of the Day

Eniko Mihalik Tits for Antidote of the Day

This Eniko bitch is clearly the fucking future….She isn’t necessarily the hottest out there…she kinda reminds me of some Norweigian runaway turned Canadian prostitute who looked like a husky…but she gets topless for photoshoots and she’s been doing photoshoots on the fucking daily…or at least to the point where I recognize her name cuz I’ve heard it enough…and there’s gotta be longevity in that… Here are her tits for Antidote magazine…..

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Eniko Mihalik Tits for Antidote of the Day

Karolin Wolter for Twin Shows Tits for Fashion of the Day

I don’t know who this model is. I just know that I spend a good part of my day trying to get girls topless and for some reason they never fucking do it. I add girls to facebook and try to seduce with my seduction technique of telling them to crop out their face so their pussy becomes every other pussy…lost in the sea of pussy so they have nothing to worry about, but even those tender words don’t inspire, forcing me to go to the strippers where bitches get naked cuz they are getting paid to show their tits. Something everyday girls think is so fucking wrong and think they are too wholesome, with too strong of morals to do, until they start getting offered money to show their tits in a different setting, whether in movies or TV or modeling…proving that all girls are fucking hookers and strippers and as long as they smell money….they’re down…some girls just need to be massaged a little more than others by telling them it’s for art and not to get ppl off…but really showing your tits is showing your fucking tits….so girls stop pretending you’re too good to get topless for me and just fucking do it already…I’m not paying but it’s for my own kind of art I call masturbating. Thanks in advance. It’s like bitches are all wholesome and shit…

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Katy Perry Tits do Rolling Stone of the Day

When your tits are all you have going for you….and they’ve managed to get you this far along….you might as well give them the spotlight they deserve as a thank you…so I get both Katy Perry and Rolling Stone’s strategy in dressing her like this for the latest issue, cuz really, this is all she is good for….and luckily they photoshopped all the sloppy that comes with these tits…unfortunately they didn’t photoshop on a new head…. On a seriously important sidenote, I am still trying to get the titty fucking pics of her off the dude in Prison, but I’ve had no luck yet.

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Possible Katy Perry Naked Pics of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually Katy Perry, but her fat hips make me think it is….and since my site is the unofficial Katy Perry fan site, I’m gonna post the shit…..cuz as the unofficial Katy Perry fan site, I know that there are pictures of Katy Perry circulating of her naked, getting titty fucked, getting fucked, etc. She was a bad girl rebelling from her Jesus loving family and that works for me…what doesn’t work for me is everything else about her, cuz she fucking sucks, except maybe her tits…cuz her tits are pretty alright….leaving me confused as hell… I do want to thank my girl Tassia on Twitter for sending this to me while I was out drinking and otherwise would have waited til tuesday to post the shit after the story was stale and expired….Cuddles… Happy 4th of July…

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