Charli XCX is hard at work promoting her music…. This is how you promote music… If you are a music teacher, or an aspiring musician, take note of the strategy used by Charli XCX to become a famous, or almost famous, more famous than not famous, musician… I’ll break it down into an E-Book that I will not be selling on Amazon as a self published work. You know to become the self-help guru I was designed to be. I will just give it to you for free…. The key to marketing music, or your career as a musician is get as naked as you can without being considered a porn actress…because once you’re considered a porn actress it is impossible to dial that back and turn it around… Always keep it obscure so there’s an Artistic overtone, or is it an undertone, this is free advice here, you get what you pay for….but if there’s a filter you can position it as art to the idiots who don’t know what art means..but like to pretend they do… So obscure, almost nude, but not too nude…. People will remember the name…the silly childish name XCX or cute…all without ever having to listen to your garbage music. Makes sense to me. Here is her pussy print in tight shorts JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX American Beauty Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Shenise Breslin is a model with 1800 followers on her instagram She is obviously Abigail Breslin’s sister from Australia who was not cast to be Little Miss Sunshine, so she’s gone off on her own to do her own thing, and pave her own way in LA, living in Abigail’s basement, or above her garage since there are no basements in LA…only she’s still in Australia being a little miss Sunshine of her own, from the Sunshine Coast, is that what they call Australia? I don’t know..she’s a hot, probably drunk like all Australians, who get half naked, and for that…we prefer her to fat Abigail who probably isn’t even her sister…but who this Shenise chick pretends is her sister to get into parties…since she only has 1800 followers which means she barely exists…I know local dudes with more social media presence and they don’t have big fake tits to exploit half naked…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shenise Breslin Got Them Wet Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ah, the annual Women Tell All filler episode special. As always, it didn’t offer much in the way of insight (or The Bachelor spoilers ), but boy was it entertaining. Not only did Tierra LiCausi and her “sparkle” bring the drama, there were other notable interviews and a memorable exchange between Sean and AshLee. What did we learn – good and bad – from the Women Tell All? Come along below for the official THG +/- Bachelor recap! Tierra surprisingly showed up in an attempt to explain herself, although the more she talked, the deeper she dug herself into the hole of her own making. Chris Harrison (who gets a Plus 50 for his moderation of events like this) asked Tierra if she had regrets or wanted to apologize for anything at all. Her response? “Off the top of my head, no. There’s nothing that I can say to apologize for because there’s nothing that I feel I did to these girls intentionally or that I said bad about them.” “If I did say anything bad about anybody here, please tell me and bring it to my attention and give me an example, because honestly, I didn’t say one bad thing.” Minus 100 for Tierra’s utter lack of self-awareness. She is also not smart. Few of her sentences even make sense. Minus 100 for the guy who proposed to her for having to try to decipher this on a regular basis. Well, if her engagement is even real. Minus 75 for never naming the guy. Wait, Tierra was Little Miss Nevada? Tierra = Honey Boo Boo! Plus 50 . The women recalled numerous moments when she was downright unfriendly – not just not super-friendly – as Tierra squirmed in the hot seat and got defensive. And we haven’t even gotten to the AshLee Frazier fight. “It’s your character, you can’t just bash on people like that,” AshLee said. “We watched the show. That’s not fair for you to straight call me a liar to my face.” Plus 50 for that ownage. Tierra and her eyebrow were clearly in the wrong here and she seemed to realize it, eventually. She finally did give them this: “All I can say is I apologize to all of you guys for you guys thinking that I didn’t want to talk to you or I wasn’t being friendly or I wasn’t trying to be friends with you.” “Once again, I think I came into this really scared and I didn’t really know how to handle it, and I guess I handled it in a bad way, and I apologize.” Okay. Plus 50 . Now moving on. Sarah Herron mentioned how badly it hurt to open up to Sean and get rejected, and can’t help but wonder if it’s because of her arm. Girl, please. Plus 25 because you made it farther than most of the randoms up stage with you who have two arms, and because unlike Tierra, your sparkle is legit. Desiree Hartsock, meanwhile, is looking fantastic, and is totally being groomed to be The Bachelorette based on this interview. Mark our words. Plus 100 . Now the main event, and it had nothing to do with Little Miss Nevada. AshLee Frazier, looking amazing, recalled her stunning elimination last week. Clearly as bitter as her dress was designed to remind Sean what he’s missing now, she confronted him with the question she did not ask last week: WHY?! “From day one, you were my frontrunner. When I pictured my life with someone, it was usually you because everything seemed to match up with,” Sean said. When push came to shove, though, he said he was looking for his best friend, and “There were times that I felt like I couldn’t find that laughter with you.” That’s got to hurt, but Plus 50 for honesty … unless he wasn’t entirely honest. AshLee called him out on something she claims he told her on their last date. “Why did you tell me you had absolutely no feelings for them,” she asked The Bachelor , referencing finalists Lindsay Yenter and Catherine Giudici. Sean Lowe quickly denied that, looking visibly surprised and uncomfortable, saying, “I didn’t say that. I wouldn’t say that.” Her response: “But you did.” He’s either a bad liar or genuinely confused by all of this here. They kept going back and forth about it with the cameras “off.” Neither admitted they were wrong. It just got more and more awkward. Oye. Minus 100 . Think he said that or something like it? We may never know. EPISODE TOTAL: EVEN! SEASON TOTAL: +157! Did Sean make the right decision letting AshLee go? Yes … she’s sweet but it wasn’t the right fit. No, Catherine should’ve been sent home! No, Lindsay should’ve been sent home! View Poll » Her reaction since then: Right or wrong? Right! Way to stay strong and stand tall! Wrong! Immature and ungrateful! View Poll » Who do you want to win The Bachelor? Lindsay Yenter Catherine Giudici View Poll »
“For a film that claims to be sexually responsible, the Twilight movies are awfully dependent on teenage sex to attract viewers,” James Franco, actor/director/writer/student and now film critic, reveals in his write-up of Breaking Dawn – Part 1 in the Paris Review . “The actors prance about like pieces of meat, their disturbingly developed bodies on full display; Taylor Lautner’s rippling teenage chest is just a little better than the child beauty-pageant stars at the end of Little Miss Sunshine .” For Franco’s complete thoughts on Team Jacob vs. Team Edward and Bella’s nightmare pregnancy, click here . [ The Paris Review ]
Kailyn Lowry of Teen Mom 2 is putting her unplanned pregnancy to good use. The youngster has launched a kids clothing line named after the main little man in her life – 22-month-old son, Isaac – who is also the face of the collection! The Isaac Elliott Collection by Little Miss Cupcake features onesies fashioned into vests and tuxedos. Seriously. Check out two pics of the lil’ fella modeling: The response to Kailyn’s new venture has been very positive so far. “I’m overwhelmed with all the sweet things people are saying,” she tweeted after the Isaac Elliott Collection got some radio shout-outs in her native Pennsylvania. “Thank you all for the support. Isaac & I love you all. :o)” Best of luck to Kailyn Lowry while she works on her other full-time job – being a parent – as well as getting her bachelor’s degree in social work. Talk about busy! She’ll also be on Teen Mom Season 2 Dec. 6. Here’s the trailer: Teen Mom 2 Season 2 Trailer
“I kind of went my own way, really. I didn’t watch the [ Alien ] films. When I found out I was doing it, I didn’t revisit them. Greg Louganis was my first inspiration. I figured that I’d sort of base my physicality roughly around him, and then it kind of went from there.” [ MTV Movies ]
Actor. Writer. Photographer. Musician. And now Joshua Leonard makes his feature directing debut this week with The Lie , a darkly comic, sneakily moving vision of 30-something parenthood.
From Sideways to Little Miss Sunshine to Slumdog Millionaire and Black Swan , Fox Searchlight has long proven more than adept at marketing its awards-season wares. Thus the distributor seemed a logical choice to acquire Shame , the acclaimed sex-addict drama that was near-instantly presumed to be destined for an accursed NC-17 rating. But now Searchlight, continuing its “What, us worry?” campaign on behalf of the Steve McQueen-directed, Michael Fassbender-starring gem, may have hit its stride.
Fifteen-year-old Abigail Breslin , America’s erstwhile Little Miss Sunshine, is growing up — not too fast, like some of her Hollywood peers and predecessors seem to be, but in her own time. Still: In the upcoming New Year’s Eve , she’ll share her first movie kiss; next year, she takes on the role of a real life teen killer . To kick off this new phase in her career, Breslin plays her first official teenage role in this week’s music-themed Janie Jones , starring (and performing her own vocals) as a capable young girl forced on a road trip with the rock star father she never knew.
Remember when children knew better than to interrupt adult conversations or dare respond to a summons with “What!?” What ever happened to home-training? By the looks of some of today’s children, it would appear the term has become obsolete. Black, white, yellow, brown—it seems parents of all races have embraced a laissez-faire approach to child rearing. The Mama Hatties of the earth are probably rolling in their graves at the eye rolling and tantrum throwing of millennial kids. There are basic manners every child should know, not for the sake of being perfect but for the sake of being a respectful, considerate human. It is important to build on a solid foundation with young children and correct older kids as soon as possible. Have you been slacking on home-training? Is Little Miss Sassy on the brink of entitled and disrespectful? Here is a list of manners every child should know
