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Ozzy Osbourne Wants Johnny Depp To Play Him

Posted on October 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rocker Ozzy Osbourne said he would like Johnny Depp to play him in a movie of his life. The 60-year-old Black Sabbath star said he only has a few more ambitions left and admitted that he would like a film of his life.

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One Typo Can Ruin Everything

Posted on October 7, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One typo can change the entire tone of an email. Sucks for the guy who sent that email to a client.

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Good Thing He’s On The Toilet

Posted on October 7, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man walks in.

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Courtney Loves Her Crazy

Posted on September 21, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Courtney Love went crazy when someone walked in on her while she was on the toilet.  The 45-year-old reportedly “went nuts” at a recent party at the Standard Hotel when a guest, Sebastian Karnaby, walked in on her whilst on the toilet. Courtney went mad and threatened to have the guest chucked out. Sebastian said: “I couldn’t find my way out and asked someone to show me the door.” He opened the door he was led to, and “there was Courtney Love, sitting on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles”.

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Alice Dellal and her Crazy Outfit of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alice Dellal and she’s a model from the UK with a lesbian haircut and lesbian outfit that’s supposed to be on some 70s or 80s punkrock shit, but looks more like bitch is cruisin’ the streets for a woman’s fist to shove in her pussy, and not so into the fuckin’ music. I think you call this look tryin’ a little too fuckin’ hard, but what do I know, I don’t get paid millions to model my ugly lesbian body down runways with the world’s latest fashions, I just know it looks disgusting in a herpes infested gutter slut, pussy smelling like feces and death because she let her pet rat crawl up in her to stay warm and before dying, he used her as the toilet she fuckin’ is, but again, what do I know….

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Joan Collins Showing Off Her Body of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of 77 year old Joan Collins on vacation. A vacation from what, I don’t know, because you’d think at 77 her entire life was a fucking vacation, even on vacation from using the toilet, because at a certain age, everything kinda shuts down, dies off and waits for death, but she looks fuckin’ amazing. Seriously, lookin at her makes me wish I was an orderly at the old folks home again, at least the one where she was living, because having my way with her when she is heavily medicated, asleep, deaf and too big in the vagina area to feel me, would actually not depress me after I cum, like it used to depress me after I was done with all the other old ladies I used to service in their final years, because I’m just a good guy like that.

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Man Vs. Automatic Door

Posted on August 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel bad for this guy. ☹ I mean, if you've never seen an automatic door before …

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Tinkles the Toilet Cat

Posted on August 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Link: http://www.collectionsetc.com/Tinkles… A pop-up toilet cat to scare your houseguests is on sale for $8.97! We can't all be so lucky as to have a toilet-trained cat. Click here for more toilet-trained cat videos .

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Panic Bear

Posted on July 13, 2009 by | Leave a comment

Panic Bear is terrified of lions, so this zoo in Japan decided to throw a cub into his pen just to see what happens. Note the incredibly slow reaction time once he notices the lion cub.

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The Monocle Gesture

Posted on July 13, 2009 by | Leave a comment

STYLE BUZZ : Here is a hand sign to use against your pretentious friends and acquaintances. We learned about this at the BuzzFeed lunch table today during a conversation about blueberry soup.

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