Tag Archives: tongue

Sarah Hyland Has Mastered The Art Of InstaWhoring

For the past few years now, I’ve been trying to convince  Sarah Hyland to forget about this whole acting thing and embrace her true calling: becoming a professional hot nobody. And I’m happy to report that it looks like Sarah’s finally mastered the fine art of InstaWhoring. Let’s see… Booty shot? Check . Sexy dancing in a bikini? Check . Tongue action? Check and check . I’m so proud!

Visit link:
Sarah Hyland Has Mastered The Art Of InstaWhoring

Selena Gomez’s Arty Tongue Shoot

I don’t know a whole lot about makeup or whatever, but I’m 99% sure that thing Selena Gomez is licking here is supposed to be for curling your eyebrows, not your tongue. Then again, I’m also 99% sure that if Selena really wants to promote her new album/tour/single, she should be doing daily bikini photoshoots on Instagram, not this fake artsy crap. Girl needs a new manager, stat! S

Read the original post:
Selena Gomez’s Arty Tongue Shoot

Bye, Worthless Beeyotch: L.A. Replaces Columbus Day With Indigenous Peoples Day

Getty Images L.A. Tosses “Columbus Day”, Plans To Celebrate NAtive Americans Instead Salute to Los Angeles, for doing what needed to be done for 25 generations. That’s unreserving a day for a man that never discovered a damn thing, who thought the world was flat and instead highlighting America’s indigenous peoples. According to NBC , Council members voted 14-1 to make the second Monday in October a day to commemorate indigenous, aboriginal and native people. It will be a paid holiday for city employees. An angelic councilman named Mitch O’Farrell, a member of the Wyandotte Nation tribe, pushed for the switch. When he took office four years ago, he was sworn in by his tribe’s chief, who performed a traditional blessing at the event. Super dope. A councilman Joe Buscaino was the lone “no” vote to the change. He sided with Italian-Americans, who view Columbus Day as a celebration of their national heritage. Los Angeles joins San Francisco and several other cities who now honor Native Americans instead of sh-tty Christopher Columbus.  

Originally posted here:
Bye, Worthless Beeyotch: L.A. Replaces Columbus Day With Indigenous Peoples Day

Bye, Bye, B.A.N. Melanin-Allergic Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke Resigns From Office

Image via Scott Olson/Getty Images David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff There is not a single thing we will miss about this douchebag . According to USAToday , self-hating Sheriff David A. Clark Jr. turned in a letter of resignation today. “Pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 17.01, this communication is submitted as the notice of my resignation as Sheriff of Milwaukee County commencing Aug. 31, 2017, at 11:59 p.m.,” stated Clarke’s resignation letter. He didn’t say WHY he was quitting his job, nor do we particularly care. He’s free to lick as many white people’s boots as his tongue will allow him. As long as he doesn’t get another job that gives him any type of authority to make life difficult for Black folks and minorities, we’re perfectly content. May his chicken forever be unseasoned, and his biscuits dry. Black Lives Matter, lil b!tc# !

See the original post:
Bye, Bye, B.A.N. Melanin-Allergic Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke Resigns From Office

Peyton List’s Hotness Is Coming Along

Peyton List is a cutie. She’s only 19, and still hasn’t crossed over to peak hotness. I give her 6 more months and then we should see some lingerie selfies with her tongue hanging out. It seems to be the evolution of a star now. Just look at Bella Thorne. She’s killing it daily. Peyton take note.            

Read the rest here:
Peyton List’s Hotness Is Coming Along

Peyton List’s Hotness Is Coming Along

Peyton List is a cutie. She’s only 19, and still hasn’t crossed over to peak hotness. I give her 6 more months and then we should see some lingerie selfies with her tongue hanging out. It seems to be the evolution of a star now. Just look at Bella Thorne. She’s killing it daily. Peyton take note.            

More:
Peyton List’s Hotness Is Coming Along

Bella Thorne Teases Some More

According to my sources, this video of Bella Thorne showing off her booty in white short shorts is from behind-the-scenes at the Teen Choice Awards. Which makes sense, because if I was still a teenage Tuna, I’d definitely choose to watch that GIF on repeat until my eyes permanently crossed. Luckily, now that I’m an adult, I’m a little more responsible. I’ll probably just watch it for the rest of the afternoon instead.

Read more here:
Bella Thorne Teases Some More

Kylie Jenner Gets Racy for her Birthday of the Day

Apparently Kylie Jenner turned 20 years old, and along with her legacy that she’s already carved as the Tranny’s daughter who embraces as much plastic surgery as IT, only she doesn’t really fuck with her gender, she just fucks with her level of human she is, allowing her pronoun to also be IT, only not because of genitals, but rather because she’s a fucking alien monster…teaching kids everywhere to jack up their faces, suck out fat from their stomach, drop it in other places, like her tits and ass…so that you can be as creepy in person as you are on social media…all raw meat stapled to her face or some shit… That said, she apparently released her own series because TV is dead and they spin off what works, unfortunately the Kardashians is one of those things….and I guess she’s doing typical Kardashian promotions…half naked…semi slutty…all weird looking… What is all this damn clickbait everywhere….whoring out whores whoring out whores….ya heard. The post Kylie Jenner Gets Racy for her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Go here to read the rest:
Kylie Jenner Gets Racy for her Birthday of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Comparing Tongues with a Dog of the Day

I am pretty sure I wrote about the two girls I saw comparing tongues the other day, it was one of the hotter experiences in recent days, I am not sure what they were doing but one girl was sizing up the other girl’s tongue, I mean it could have been for something gross like comparing STDs…but I like to think it was more about eating each other’s asses…. I guess it is a trend because this is the Vanessa Hudgens version of that…tongue out withe a dog, since she’s a fuzzy animal, sold to the industry by her parents, making her a life of puppet….a puppet who knows her fans a creepy weirdos into her tongue… The post Vanessa Hudgens Comparing Tongues with a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Read the rest here:
Vanessa Hudgens Comparing Tongues with a Dog of the Day

Ariel Winter Twerks

Since I know how much you perverts love  Ariel Winter , AKA the second-hardest-working hottie on Snapchat (after Bella Thorne , of course), here’s a few new shots of her hard at work keeping her 15 minutes of fame going with another pair of cleavage shots. And one GIF of her twerking on the world’s luckiest dog. Guess he must’ve been a very good boy.

Original post:
Ariel Winter Twerks