Her name is Michelle Jenneke….and you definitely remember her video…. As far as I’m concerned, she is no bikini model, and she looked better in that video…probably cuz she had a big old smile on her face and just looked like a good time…but as far as my life philosophy goes…I will look at any girl in a bikini…whether she’s a youtube sensation or not….because I am a pervert. To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am into Rihanna….not because she likes getting beat up by dudes…a story I think is bullshit…because everything in Hollywood is bullshit….but because I appreciate her prostitute morals and values…that have lead to her fully going mental thanks to fame…and fully exposing herself to the public for the person she thinks she is…but is too broken to realize is just broken…. Sure I am not into her enough to know when her nude music videos drop…I am a day late on this….but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to drink her dirty bath water….or even offer to give her a bath….with my tongue…or dick…showering her the only way I know how….the Kim Kardashian / R. Kelly way…but with more sperms…. This song’s too emotional….it is like it is speaking to my heart….Happy Valentines Day…in advance….
If you like the naughty secretary look, then you will love these amazing photos of super busty British model Kelly Hall . I don’t say this too often but Kelly is by far one of the most talented ladies to ever grace the site. Not many girls can pull off this look and make my tongue hang out of my mouth like a dog. This is what I call an Oscar worthy performance.
Bustin’ it open to burn calories? Draya says yes. Draya Michele Reveals How She Keeps Her Stomach Flat BBW LA banger Draya Michele has never been one to bite her tongue about her wildchild lifestyle, but one of her Twitter followers might have gotten a little more than expected recently when they asked her how she keeps her hard body in tip top shape. Of course, Draya COULD have just been joking but, we wouldn’t be too surprised if she wasn’t since there’s usually no shame in her game . Do you think Draya needs to tone down her public image for the sake of young girls that pay attention to her, or should she be free to be a 20-something freakazoid since she’s young, gettin’ it and minding her own business?
Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….this times he’s hiding behind pixelation…thanks to Instagram filters that make event he most rank girl look like she’s cast in the pages of an erotic magazine from the 70s….and really I prefer seeing less of her tongue and more of her hard work out body…because lets face it…even pixelation can’t save this face but as the girls around her get older and fatter…her body will carry her…and you know what…I am okay with that cuz hot bodies with hag faces are more fun to fuck than hot faces on haggard bodies….so keep up the good work…now put that tongue where it matters….on my asshole…you tease.
Taylor Swift has this wholeseome image cuz it sells records. The reality is that she’s a dirty Hollywood chick who fucks rockstars who fuck everyone and she has probably done anal…a lot….which doesn’t bother me…because I like hookers and sluts…I just get annoyed when people bullshit us… What we do know about her is that she banged some dudes who definitely have herpes, like John Mayer…and we know that she’s currently on the cusp of sex offending…dating some 18 year old Kennedy…so creepily that she bought his neighbor’s house to lock him in….and the whole thing is fucking insane to anyone with a brain…but so cute and beautiful for the suckers who buy into her act. She’s doing Glamour magazine and I think it’d be more appropriate if this was Hustler in the 80s….but we can’t always get what we want…and people aren’t always portrayed the way they should be…. Here are the pics.
I was friendly with Sky Ferreira before she had a record deal and was on this fashionable rise to the top and she was always a friend to the site….sure now that she’s getting famous and becoming an It girl she has no time for me…and sure I get mad and call her out for being a social climbing devil who has no time for me and who refuses to buy my soul…but that doesn’t mean that I can’t still love her and her young, non-naked body…even if I don’t love her attitude, music, or pretty much anything but her tongue…all blue and wet….reminding me that you don’t have to be naked to be pornographic enough to masturbate to.
I’m still not used to Miley Cyrus ‘ new hairdo. Normally, if I saw pictures of her teasing us with her tongue while wearing a pair of “Daisy Dukes”, my blood pressure would have gone through the roof. And by roof, I mean the area just below my waist. Anyway, here are some Twitter pictures she posted from the Rock The Vote photoshoot.
Modeling It Girl Kate Upton is apparently reminding some sports fans of another famous blonde, Jessica Simpson. Why? Look at their impact on players! The Sports Illustrated beauty is rumored to be dating Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander, arguably the best pitcher in all of Major League Baseball … … who promptly got shellacked in Tuesday’s All-Star Game. Rumors immediately began flying that Upton was to blame for his effort – just as Dallas Cowboys fans once blamed another blonde for Tony Romo’s woes. Simpson was notably on hand (in a pink Romo jersey) for some of his worst games in a Dallas uniform, leading fans to label her a curse, jinx, and worse. “Kate Upton and Justin Verlander? Suddenly everything makes sense,” read a headline in the Los Angeles Times , calling her “the only logical explanation.” An Examiner headline hilariously read after the pitcher got rocked, “Kate Upton’s bikini body blamed for Justin Verlander’s poor All-Star Game inning.” If he was envisioning her Cat Daddy video or even just Kate Upton bikini photos , it would be easy to see why. But it gets better than this one incident: Before Verlander, Upton was previously linked to New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, a long-touted prospect who has since become mediocre. Think about it … how could anyone focus. Fortunately for Jess’ fiance, former NFL player Eric Johnson , his career was already over when they got together. The real question: Who’d you rather … [Photos: WENN.com]
Modeling It Girl Kate Upton is apparently reminding some sports fans of another famous blonde, Jessica Simpson. Why? Look at their impact on players! The Sports Illustrated beauty is rumored to be dating Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander, arguably the best pitcher in all of Major League Baseball … … who promptly got shellacked in Tuesday’s All-Star Game. Rumors immediately began flying that Upton was to blame for his effort – just as Dallas Cowboys fans once blamed another blonde for Tony Romo’s woes. Simpson was notably on hand (in a pink Romo jersey) for some of his worst games in a Dallas uniform, leading fans to label her a curse, jinx, and worse. “Kate Upton and Justin Verlander? Suddenly everything makes sense,” read a headline in the Los Angeles Times , calling her “the only logical explanation.” An Examiner headline hilariously read after the pitcher got rocked, “Kate Upton’s bikini body blamed for Justin Verlander’s poor All-Star Game inning.” If he was envisioning her Cat Daddy video or even just Kate Upton bikini photos , it would be easy to see why. But it gets better than this one incident: Before Verlander, Upton was previously linked to New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, a long-touted prospect who has since become mediocre. Think about it … how could anyone focus. Fortunately for Jess’ fiance, former NFL player Eric Johnson , his career was already over when they got together. The real question: Who’d you rather … [Photos: WENN.com]
