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Lil Bub: The World’s Largest, Permanent Kitten!

Bub the “perma-kitten” – a cat with a genetic disorder that will keep her kitten-sized with kitten-esque features its entire life – is on the verge of viral stardom. “She’s the best living thing on the planet,” says Bub’s owner, Bub (yes, the same name) Bridavsky of Bloomington, Ind., of his truly one-of-a-kind cat. Bub’s dwarfism keeps her limbs are disproportionately small relative to the rest of her body, thus her short, stubby legs and a weird, long, serpent-like body …

Lil Bub: The World’s Largest, Permanent Kitten!

Bub the “perma-kitten” – a cat with a genetic disorder that will keep her kitten-sized with kitten-esque features its entire life – is on the verge of viral stardom. “She’s the best living thing on the planet,” says Bub’s owner, Bub (yes, the same name) Bridavsky of Bloomington, Ind., of his truly one-of-a-kind cat. Bub’s dwarfism keeps her limbs are disproportionately small relative to the rest of her body, thus her short, stubby legs and a weird, long, serpent-like body …

New Supercut Collects TV Freudian Tits- Uh, Slips. Slips. [VIDEO]

You know what a Freudian slip is, right? It’s when you mean to say one thing, but another, altogether filthier, thing comes out of your mouth instead. For example: You might mean to tell your assistant, “Ms. Fredrickson, we need to sit down and talk,” but instead you say “Ms. Frederickson, you need to sit on my cock.” Freudian slip! TV news anchors are especially prone to these hilarious slips of the tongue, as demonstrated in this supercut from the humor website WorldWideInterweb.com . Keep fucking that chicken…uhm, we mean, enjoy.

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Ashley Tisdale Wants To Sleep With Me

I’ve always suspected that Ashley Tisdale wanted to sleep with me, I’m the only celebrity blog that still posts pictures of her so why wouldn’t she, but now I’ve got the proof. Here she is getting all provocative in a sexy little Twitter picture she sent to me and only me by posting it on her Twitter page. I guess she wanted everyone to see how much she cares about me. Aww. I’ve also got a shot of her sticking out her tongue and showing off her cleavage. That’s my girl.

Lake Bell for Esquire UK of the Day

I remember Lake bell being some hot slut from a few years ago…I don’t remember what show she was on because I don’t watch TV, but I do remember that I have done POSTS ABOUT HER HOTNESS BEFORE …..my favorite being WHEN SHE DIDN”T SHOW NIPPLE ON CABLE …. Either way, she’ 32 now, she’s still half naked, looks pretty awesome to me for Esquire and that’s all I really have to say about that…I mean really what more did you expect me to write…other than that I’d like to ring the little bell in her panties with my tongue so that it forms some kind of lake as she grinds against my face…so that it drips down my chin….which would be totally perverted….but not as perverted as Esquire UK with these pics…

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Lake Bell for Esquire UK of the Day

Rose McGowan Hikes Up Her Dress Way High!!!

If only that slit in Rose McGowan ‘ s dress was a little hire, we would have had one hell of a fashion show. Nonetheless, Rose is exposing some serious leg action. I wouldn’t mind inspecting those stems with my tongue.

Rose McGowan Hikes Up Her Dress Way High!!!

If only that slit in Rose McGowan ‘ s dress was a little hire, we would have had one hell of a fashion show. Nonetheless, Rose is exposing some serious leg action. I wouldn’t mind inspecting those stems with my tongue.

Tori Praver Half Naked for Nordstrom of the Day

Tori Praver is some body painted SI model who was born in 1986….and was in SI Swimsuit from 2007 – 2009….and who is now the half naked body for Nordstrom…I’m running off no sleep the past week…so that’s really all I have to say about that…I mean other than the obvious I want to get her pregnant with my tongue….bullshit…that I know you all are feeling too….I blame her young fresh look I’m not used to…see the women I currently try to get pregnant with my tongue have pussies that taste of asshole and look like a pile of rotting meat….

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Tori Praver Half Naked for Nordstrom of the Day

Megan Fox Tight Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures of Megan Fox in some tight pants that I am only posting because I thought I could see vagina definition but didn’t see any vagina definition, you know seeing her pussy lip stick out like a tongue instead of her tongue sticking out like a tongue, leaving me all alone, scared, confused, and forced to remember that she keeps her vagina sacred, for a dude who played David on 90210 in the early 90s, and who has since done nothing, giving all the other losers out there hope, that one day they too may get some cunty, insecure, hot, but never naked celebrity bitch with no talent, who was replaced by a model cuz that’s how good she is at her craft, provided they have a couple million dollars…. Here are the tight pant pictures….

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Megan Fox Tight Pants of the Day

Amanda Seyfried Spandex Short Dog Walker of the Day

Everything is amazing about Amanda Seyfried….even when she’s boring I still want to lock her in my basement and whisper sweet nothings in her ear as I stroke her hair and tell her I’ll never let her go…not to sound creepy or anything…she’s just got a spell on me and that’s my argument for court…she made me do it by seducing me via movie roles she got naked in and paparazzi picture I could tell she was staging for me……not to sound creepy or anything… She has got it going on…on all levels…looks. career, body, tits, the fact that she gets naked for money…..and she’s even better when she drops the dumpy, sloppy, unshowered (even though I’d love to give her a sponge bath with my tongue) look…..and throws her hot little twat into some fucking spandex…. She’s good.

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Amanda Seyfried Spandex Short Dog Walker of the Day