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Start the Saw 8 Rumor Mill

The Saw franchise’s producers confirmed at Comic-Con that Tyler Perry’s Saw VII : The Traps Come Alive 3D would indeed be the series’ last installment. Enter Saw mainstay Betsy Russell, who this week cheerfully overrode that statement. “Before we thought it was ending [with Saw 7 ], the writers came up with an unbelievable idea [for Saw 8 ],” Russell said. “It’s an amazing story that I would love to see. We want to end near the top, with our integrity intact and not letting the characters die a slow death, so to speak. But I believe in my heart that someday, somehow, [ Saw 8 ] will happen.” Fine — anything for more Tobin Bell interviews . [ NYP ]

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Late Night Highlights: Mickey Rourke Talks Arson and Colbert Wants to Ruin Gay Marriage

While promoting his film The Expendables on the Tonight Show , Mickey Rourke may have proved that his own life story — full of humpbacked dwarfs, misfired weapons and attempted arson — may be more exciting than any of his films. Meanwhile, Craig Ferguson tried to get Paris Hilton to read a book, Mark Wahlberg’s revealed how his son was nearly killed by an octopus and Stephen Colbert ruined one man’s same-sex marriage.

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Not TV News: Green Groups Tried All-or-Nothing Strategy, and ‘Nothing Won’

Darren Samuelsohn of Politico made the front page of their newspaper on Thursday with this stark sentence: “Environmentalists went with an all-or-nothing strategy for the 111th Congress. Nothing won.” He added: “Now, green groups licking their wounds after spending tens of millions of dollars to pass a cap-and-trade bill must answer serious questions about whether they are capable of playing another round of hardball.” I wouldn’t expect this to be a big television story. Cap-and-trade never was. There were zero stories with the words “cap and trade” on ABC, CBS, and NBC before the House voted last year. After the vote, there was a smidgen or two, but none before. But it’s slightly amazing that with all the climate hype the media have dished out, nothing was accomplished. Samuelsohn’s story didn’t touch on Climategate’s effect. It didn’t even come up as he talked about how nobody in the green groups is getting fired:  But D.C. environmental groups aren’t looking to clean house. Activists at the Natural Resources Defense Council, Environmental Defense Fund, Union of Concerned Scientists and Clean Energy Works said leading officials won’t be fired because President Barack Obama isn’t signing a climate bill into law. Steve Cochran, who ran EDF’s national climate campaign, actually got a promotion to run the entire global warming team, including state and international efforts. “The reason why I’m not looking around, hearing a lot of people scared for their jobs, I think the general view within the environmental community is consistent with mine: We ran a very effective, well-coordinated effort,” said Dan Lashof, director of NRDC’s climate center. “We fell victim to much broader politics that were beyond our control that really didn’t have to do with the specifics of either the issue or the campaign,” Lashof added. After Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) last month scrapped plans for a vote, the White House made clear it wasn’t impressed with the environmentalists’ effort. “They didn’t deliver a single Republican,” an administration official told POLITICO just hours after Reid pulled the plug on the climate bill. “They spent like $100 million, and they weren’t able to get a single Republican convert on the bill.” Eco-lefty Bill McKibben claimed the greens did all they could. It’s just that the politicians weren’t interested. The environmental movement needs a radical overhaul if Congress is ever going to pass a climate bill, McKibben said. That means lawmakers need to be aware of the political consequences if they don’t side with the greens. “We weren’t able to credibly promise political reward or punishment,” McKibben said. “The fact is, scientists have been saying for the past few years the world might come to an end. But clearly that’s insufficient motivation. Clearly, we must communicate that their careers might come to an end. That’s going to take a few years.”

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Jay Leno: ‘Obama Is 49, Which Is Eight Points Higher Than His Approval Rating’

Comedian Jay Leno on Wednesday wished President Obama a Happy Birthday by making fun of him in the opening monologue of NBC’s “Tonight Show.”  “We want to start off by saying Happy Birthday to President Barack Obama,” Leno teased. “He is 49, which is eight points higher than his approval rating.” As “Tonight Show” viewers know, these jokes always come in threes (video follows with transcript): JAY LENO: Welcome to the “Tonight Show,” and we want to start off by saying Happy Birthday to President Barack Obama. He is… [Cheers and applause] LENO: He is 49, which is eight points higher than his approval rating. Wow. [Laughter] LENO: If you would like to get him a a gift, he’s registered at Bed, Bath and Blame it on Bush. That’s the store. [Laughter and applause] LENO: What, did you see the cake they had for him? They had a huge cake. A little different than most birthday parties. What he did was he didn’t blow out the candles, he just taxed them until they finally gave up and went out on their own. Delicious! Absolutely delicious. 

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Late Night Highlights: Watch Zac Efron Bungee Jump; Remember Steve Carell’s Mail-Carrier Days

If you were drinking every time that Zac Efron called Jay Leno “dude” or “man” during last night’s Tonight Show segment, then you are probably nursing a heck of a hangover this morning. Among the other late night segments you may have missed while drinking yourself under the table: Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Handler tested out their ping pong innuendo, Nicolas Cage remembered his devastating prom night and Steve Carell recalled his days as a deficient mail carrier.

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Biden Tells Leno He Wanted To Send Rush Limbaugh to Russia in Spy Swap

Vice President Joe Biden on Friday told Jay Leno that he wanted to send Rush Limbaugh to Russia as part of last week’s spy swap. As a special guest of the “Tonight Show,” Biden was asked why we traded ten of their spies for four of ours.  “Well, we got back four really good ones,” joked Biden. Leno then showed a picture of Anna Chapman and asked, “Do we have any spies that hot?” Biden stammered, “Let me make it clear, it wasn’t my idea to send her back…I thought maybe they’d take Rush Limbaugh or something” (video follows with transcript and commentary, relevant section at 0:55):  JAY LENO, HOST: I want to ask about this Russian spy swap. We traded ten for four. Now, I know our math skills are not as good as they should be, but that doesn’t seem fair. Why, why did we trade ten for four? VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: Well, we got back four really good ones. LENO: Yeah. [ Laughter ] BIDEN: And the ten, they’ve been here a long time, but they hadn’t done much. LENO: Are they just sort of like moles, they just sort of plant people here and say, “See what you can find out?” Or do they come with a specific mission, “You’re going to go work for Lockheed” or “You’re going to work for…” BIDEN: The former. LENO: Yeah. Okay. Now, show him, this Russian woman here, let me ask you something. And you would know this, Mr. Vice President. Do we have any spies that hot? [ Laughter ] BIDEN: Let me make it clear, it wasn’t my idea to send her back. [ Laughter ] Wasn’t mine. [ Cheers and applause ] I wanted, anyway. [ Laughter ] I thought maybe they’d take Rush Limbaugh or something. LENO: There you go. BIDEN: You know what I mean? That would have been a good — a good move. This would be a great joke if it didn’t have such underlying truth to it. After all, the way this administration has treated its adversaries in the media, you think they would ship all their detractors to foreign lands if they could. 

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REVIEW: Despicable Me Delivers With Retro Zest to Spare

We’ve lost something now that elaborate, sophisticated full-length animated movies have become big business in Hollywood: Technical proficiency is up. But disreputability is way, way down. Pixar has set the bar high for superior quality, perceived classiness, and allegedly deep, soulful thematic undercurrents, and other studios have scrambled to compete. Even Dreamworks’ Shrek movies, with their piled-on pop-culture references and ever-so-gentle boogery gross-outs, feel highly mechanized rather than breezy. Nothing in animation feels casual anymore, and worse, so much of it is designed to encourage good behavior and love for our fellow human beings. No anvils falling on heads, no coyotes being blown up by TNT. It’s enough to make you make you want to blast your own duckbill off with a shotgun. At last, Universal offers a raygun of hope with Despicable Me, a picture that manages to feel both original and pleasingly nostalgic without straining for either effect.

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Late Night Highlights: Jay Jokes About Conan’s Emmy Nods, Kristin Cavallari Talks ‘Drug Habit’

In a way, Jay Leno not getting an Emmy nomination for his Tonight Show was probably best for his efforts to win back viewers affected by Conangate. Click through to watch phase one of Jay Leno’s “I’m an Underdog Too!” campaign, as well as the other highlights you missed last night while bitterly reacting to your lack of Emmy nominations .

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Late Night Highlights: Jay Jokes About Conan’s Emmy Nods, Kristin Cavallari Talks ‘Drug Habit’

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This Weekend on Cable: Julianne Moore Headlines Your Worst Nightmare

This weekend on cable, nightmare scenarios proliferate like mushrooms — and not the fun kind, either — just to take your mind off the wars and natural disasters and the economy and global warming and…

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