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Cameron Douglas’ Heroin Toothbrush-Toting Girlfriend Cops Plea

To paraphrase his dad’s famous line from Wall Street, pleas are good. Cameron Douglas’ girlfriend, Kelly Sott, pleaded guilty today to a misdemeanor drug charge in a…

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Jay Leno’s Tonight Show Guest List as Good as Gold

It doesn’t matter which team you’re on when you’ve got a movie to promote. Or an Olympic medal (or seven) to show off. Or when you’ve fallen behind on your monthly quota for…

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The Jay Leno Show: 2009-2010

The Jay Leno Show died today. It was five months old. Tonight, a half-dead zombie version of the show briefly rose from its deathbed to celebrate its own demise. This was about as fun as you would expect. The Jay Leno Show ‘s cause of death has been the subject of much controversy in past weeks. But all signs tonight pointed to the failure of that most vital of organs: The host. “This show was supposed to last 2 years, but my sentence was reduced to five months for good behavior,” gasped Leno. “Five months! Do you realize guys on viagra had erections that lasted longer than that?” The audience’s laughter could not hide the underlying horror; if you’re going to have a zombie stagger around telling jokes on stage, at least make them good jokes! A short video was played in honor of the deceased. It was celebrity-studded and about as funny as someone drawing a dick on a roadside cross which marks the site of a bus crash. There could have been no more fitting tribute to The Jay Leno Show . Ashton Kutcher delivered a eulogy: “I felt like it was fitting that I came on the last show to reveal that the whole Tonight Show /earlier show thing was a punk.” As did Bob Costas : “The Last ’10@10’ huh? Kind of like being involved in the last broadcast of a Clipper’s season, isn’t it?” And just to make sure we didn’t miss it too much , the show included one final installment in the worst comedy bit in all of television: “Beer Pong Shot at of the Week.” And with that, The Jay Leno Show passed away. The final Jay Leno Show was not a tearful goodbye; it was a smirking retreat. Which is fitting, since nobody’s crying over its demise. We’ve all heard how NBC mad scientists are even now working feverishly in their hilltop fortress to breath monstrous new life into the show’s purifying corpse. Quickly, fellow TV-watchers! Our only hope is to draw and quarter this abomination and scatter its parts to very ends of the earth! Dear God. Do you hear that? We’re too late… The Tonight Show with Jay Leno . It’s… it’s… It’s alive!

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‘The Jay Leno Show’ Comes To An End

Surprise guests Donald Trump and Kurt Warner join Ashton Kutcher and others to close out Leno’s prime-time experiment. By Josh Wigler Jay Leno on “The Jay Leno Show” Tuesday Photo: NBC With his return as the host of “The Tonight Show” just a few short weeks away, Jay Leno’s final outing on “The Jay Leno Show” was something of a subdued affair. The tone was lighthearted and guests were agreeable, but Leno’s final prime-time hosting gig lacked the same emotional punch that outgoing “Tonight Show” host Conan O’Brien enjoyed in his closing moments on the air. “This show was supposed to last two years, but my sentence was reduced to five months for good behavior,” Leno quipped during the show’s opening monologue. The remainder of Leno’s opening bit contained jabs at President Barack Obama, the recent sex scandal involving former senator John Edwards and Sarah Palin’s recently revealed habit of reading notes off her hand during speaking engagements. Leno also took the time to discuss the many commercials aired during Sunday’s Super Bowl, though he curiously failed to acknowledge the much-buzzed advertisement featuring himself, David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey . Following his monologue, Leno took a few moments to reflect on the five-month run of “The Jay Leno Show,” showing a series of doctored clips that altered the show’s more notorious moments — for example, Leno’s famous mention of Kanye West’s mother following the musician’s misconduct at the MTV Video Music Awards featured an alternate ending where West furiously smacked Leno in the face. At the end of the retrospective, special guest Donald Trump appeared via satellite to offer Leno his signature line: “You’re fired!” Leno’s two announced guests of the evening were “Valentine’s Day” actor Ashton Kutcher and Oscar-nominated actress Gabourey Sidibe, who reflected on her recent brushes with celebrity. Kutcher was the subject of the show’s more humorous moments, including a bit where he fielded passes from recently retired Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner through harsh weather conditions. But Kutcher also took a turn for the serious when he revealed his and wife Demi Moore’s plans to launch the DNA Foundation, an organization dedicated to ending human trafficking. Acclaimed sports journalist and personality Bob Costas was the final guest of the evening and also the last subject of Leno’s final 10@10 segment, during which the host asks a series of 10 predetermined questions. Over the course of the rapid-fire interview, Costas revealed that he lied in college to get a job as a hockey sportscaster, he has been confused for other sports personalities including Marv Albert in the past, and he carries a lucky Topps baseball card of Mickey Mantle circa 1958. He also mentioned that the settlement of a longtime feud between himself and former running back Marshall Faulk gave him hope that one day, Jay Leno and David Letterman could repair their own strained relationship. In the show’s closing moments, Leno thanked Costas for his participation as the last ever 10@10 interviewee. But before the talk-show host could give any closing comments to the gathered audience, the feed ended abruptly and transitioned directly into NBC’s scheduled news program. The show’s unceremonious sendoff offered a stark reminder that Leno’s departure from the airwaves is only temporary.

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Hugh Hefner Divorce – A Done Deal

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Good news ladies… Hugh Hefner is going to be a single man … soon.TMZ has obtained legal docs making his divorce from Kimberly Hefner official on March 11.Sources tell us the couple has come to terms on a property settlement which is … Permalink

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Donald Trump Fires Jay Leno

Filed under: Jay Leno Jay Leno just permanently turned off the lights to his primetime NBC talk show — but not before Donald Trump stepped in to officially fire his ass. TMZ infiltrated the taping of the final “Jay Leno Show” — where just moments ago, Jay was doing a … Permalink

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Jay Leno on His Late Show Super Bowl Promo: ‘A Good Joke is a Good Joke’

You’ve read about the Cold War-level skulduggery that went into keeping that Letterman/Leno/Oprah Late Show promo secret in the days before the Super Bowl . Tonight, Jay Leno gave his side of the story on his show. It was nothing that we didn’t already know: Dave’s producer called up Jay’s producer and asked if Jay would want to be in the spot. Jay said yes and the two recorded the ad in a super-secret shoot with Oprah last week. Some have wondered what Leno could possibly have to gain from appearing in a spot for his soon-to-be rival (again). Tonight, Leno spun the ad as a very public move to clear the air of any leftover fog of Late Night War in advance of his move back to The Tonight Show : I walk in and I see Dave, and he puts out his hand and we shake hands. And you know, whatever happened for the last 18 years disappeared. It was great to see my old friend again. It was wonderful—he was very gracious, we talked about the old days, we told some jokes… you know, it was really good to see him. But if the Late Night Wars spectacular ratings boost are any guide, Leno should be throwing darts at a picture of Dave’s face right about now.

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Jay Leno on His Late Show Super Bowl Promo: ‘A Good Joke is a Good Joke’

Conan O’Brien and Fox Still Just Flirting

Conan O’Brien is not quite yet the fantastic Mr. Fox. The former Tonight Show host and a certain network may be talking, but so far, it’s more of a flirtation than a..

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Conan O’Brien Bucks Up for Screwed Crew

Filed under: Exclusives , Conan O’Brien Conan O’Brien is shelling out his own cash to some ex-staffers who didn’t get jack from that $7.5 million separation deal from NBC.According to sources close to production, Conan’s stagehands from “The Tonight Show” were not covered by the NBC … Permalink

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Who Wants Adam Lambert’s Underwear?

Ellen DeGeneres turned 52 years old yesterday, but her viewers got the real treat: Adam Lambert performed his single “Strut” on the talk show, and followed it up by presenting Ellen with a special present: an autographed portrait of himself… and his underwear

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