Halle Berry so naughty – posting blurry bikini pics that are probably from 3 decades ago… Even if they are from today, who the fuck cares, she’s old, expired, forgotten and the world doesn’t need the whitest black person that the jewish investors feel comfortable investing into…that would be cultural appropriation shit… But she’s still in a bikini and I can stare at that…I don’t have anything else going on…..just stare at the exploitative hack…you know….in a bikini….looking counter culture from her WHITE PRIVILEGE The post Halle Berry Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess Cara Delevingne is still pretending to be an actress these days, because according to my sources, she’s got some new sci-fi nerd movie coming out this week. And I guess that’s probably why British GQ decided to get her to dress up like some kind of sexy robot for their August issue. And you know, if this whole acting thing doesn’t work out, I think Cara’s got a possible second career here as an emotionless, topless robot. I think she found her true calling.
Chloe Bennet is on some nerdy show called Agents of Shield…and she’s wearing a bikini in Chicago because that’s what girls do when they are in Chicago…along with eating pizza and visiting Chris Farley’s death site….and really experiencing first hand just how fat American women can be….when they aren’t on a TV…like Chloe Bennet and her round little ass… The highlight of these pics is the dude who spotted the clit…weird world this internet is…weird fucking world.. The post Chloe Bennet Agent of Shields in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I would never go out there and admit that I am knowingly posting pictures of Sarah Hyland naked that I found on tumblr…because we live in a world where I can get sued aggressively for posting pics of a very very rich young girl naked…who doesn’t want to be seen naked…despite whoever this is naked…because pretty great to look at naked…and if it was by some weird coincidence actually Sarah Hyland, a freakishly weird celebrity on a very successful show…I would say it could be because her parents whored her out and now she’s a sex addict, or exhibitionist…or that the execs at DISNY or ABC or whatever network puts the show out did this to generate buzz and increase her sex appeal…some Sofia Vergara school of marketing shit….or maybe all these people are porned up and taking nude photos….seeing as I’ve never met a woman who didn’t have nude photos… I will say that if this was to be Sarah Hyland, her weird look has been redeemed as most women I see nude, I’m in love….even though just the other day I thought she was an alien destined to horror movies… All it takes is a skinny little body naked and I’m sold… But we all know THIS IS NOT SARAH HYLAND because if it was SARAH HYLAND I would never post them for fear of SARAH HYLAND’s power….even if this was intentionally produced as a PR stunt, because nudity is totally fine, acceptable and HOT especially when with another chick. This must be exciting to all the HERBS who live in their mom’s basement and love this girl….NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND.. This must be angering to her co-star Ariel Winter who will now step it up….NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND.. I repeat….NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..but whoever it is has a wonderful pussy! NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND.. NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND.. NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND.. NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND.. Dear Sarah Hyland’s Legal team, please read this carefully… This is not SARAH HYLAND, But these nude pics that are not of Sarah Hyland, make me like Sarah Hyland Better, NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND.. The post Someone Who Looks Like Sarah Hyland Naked… NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Adriana Lima, like all models, is pretty fucking big, only unlike all models, she’s old and a mom and clearly filled out from her younger model days, because that’s what happens when women expire… She’s still Adriana Lima, and her man probably gets high fives in the country club for scoring the model so many people have jerked off to, because she’s a good Catholic woman who whores herself as masturabtion fodder in catalogs when not having babies out of wedlock, or getting divorces once in wedlock.. Point being, she’s probably pregnant again, based on how that New Kid on the Block looking motherfucker is grabbing at her stomach, he’s clearly saying “MY BABY inside my BABY”…or some “I said suck in your damn stomach the paparazzi are here and I don’t want everyone seeing I’m with expired bootleg Adriana Lima, look your best dammit, thats what I am paying your fucking Brazilian ass for, didn’t they teach you anything about escorting over at LIMITED BRANDS, the owner of Victoria’s Secret, Jesus Christ, yes JESUS like your savior you piss on everyday being the slut you are, put down that piece of cake”…. She’s still Adriana Lima..or a version of Adriana Lima…and it is in a bikini… The post Big Old Adriana Lima Probably Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
My good friends at VIVID – pretty much the top name in porno…especially when porn actually mattered and wasn’t just 10 second throat fuckign clips…. put together some amazing bloopers from their earlier porn productions – because they are fucking legends…. Early porn productions is what I grew up on, the VHS, the bush, the actual scripts paving the way in VIDEO production before that slut the INTERNET ruined everything… Luckily, VIVID have archives of footage…from when porn mattered and meant something….and they’ve been nice enough to put this together for us… This is the fourth installment…and it is amazing…the glory days… TO SEE PART 1 CLICK HERE TO SEE PART 2 CLICK HERE TO SEE PART 3 CLICK HERE Thanks for the good times…. Be sure to visit VIVID for all your needs! The post Vivid’s Throwback Thursday Classic Porn Bloopers Volume 4 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Berit Birkeland can be found on INSTAGRAM …because she’s the lovely kind of instagram model who gets naked or topless in photoshoots in efforts to grow her instagram…something that I guess is working for her, as she’s in topless pics that are circulating, but something that is also so fucking lame…when discussing what she does for work…”I do instagram”…. You can also see her pussy in these pics…magical…. The post Berit Birkeland Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t realize I followed on instagram, in a campaign for some bathing suit company….,from Australia that has been around forever…. I find her hot. That’s all I have to say about that… The post Emma Stern Nielsen in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
