Public Shower Couple Has Public Sex…. Groom Eats Snacks Out of Bride’s TIts Master Being Kicked in the Crotch Boss Forces Employee to Suck her Nipple This Bitch is Mad at the bank The post Mountain DEW Party Trick and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t even know there was a Vogue Thailand , but I guess I should just be glad it exists. Because I don’t know about you perverts, but I’ll take any excuse I can get to see another busty cover shoot from Kate Upton . Even if I still prefer her Sports Illustrated covers a little a lot better. They’ve just got a certain… something. And by something I mean Kate going topless. Which, let’s be honest, makes any magazine cover 100 times better. Oh well. There’s always the May issue.
Here’s some pics of MOM, not my mom, but I wish she was or that I would like to role play that she was, as I crawl into her vagina, and have her birth me out, so that when I breast feed it feels like it’s real…. Sienna Mille r I’ve always been a fan of hers, I thought she was great those 2-4 years she was getting movie roles, not because of her acting skills but because she was hot…I just liked her look, her accent, and that fact that she exuded slutty loose moral girl who likes being filled by cock, all while having a hot petite frame…but maybe that was an act, a story I wrote because she was naked in all her movies…like all hot women should be… So seeing her washing out her pussy with SEA water in these pics…speaks to my fucking soul…it probably stings….the open wounds…disinfecting them….. TO SEE THE REST OF BIKINI 1 CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So controversial – so shocking – the Smurfs event porned up by a sitcom child star who hasn’t Dana Plato’ed herself yet…Ariel Winter is a disgusting pile of sloppy shit of a woman…or girl…depending on how PC you are…. Ariel Winter is fat, dumpy, yet for some reason so badly raised by her parents who were stage parenting her and trying to cash in on her, they didn’t discipline her, but rather just sucked up to her, creating a monster who when she turned 18 and could be her own person, decided to do it by sexualizing herself….despite not being hot… Sure a lot of people bought into it, and though “Damn, it’s the girl from TV I wanted to fuck as she went through puberty because I’m a fucking sexual predator”… But for those of us who never saw one episode of modern family, we can all objectively objectify her and say…there’s nothing hot about this….I mean other than the fact that she wore it to a kids event for kids dressed like this…in some stripper party dress…because she’s an independent person – has a personal brand of sex symbol despite being a sex symbol like most girls who aren’t sex symbols by want to be sex symbols do…by being extra slutty to prove something…and this just proves to me..what I’ve been saying all along…send her back to the farm…she’s better off being used as bacon…because at least bacon leaves me feeling satisfied and wanting more bacon….right? Anything for attention….little attention seeker brat….seeking attention… TO SEE HER AT THE MOVIE PREMIERE CLICK HERE She posted this pictures saying her booty is back in LA – and Yes…your booty is everywhere you go – because it’s so fucking big…and that isn’t always a good thing….it can be a bad thing…despite being 18…. The post Ariel Winter Sluts Out for Kids and A “Booty” Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find it pretty funny to see the way the world works. This brand I’ve never heard of that I guess is hip and cool and fashionable – puts together a campaign of “real” models having “real” sex in their shoot. Like it was a porno. Then they pixelated the genitals and spun it as art, or genius marketing, and people start talking like it’s innovating….when if you have a bran you’d know it’s as basic as you can get. It’s the Kim K model. I just find it funny that a brand puts this shit out and the media picks up on it…..but if I put out shit like that NO ONE would care….and at least if I did it, it’d be a little more clever in it’s voyeurism or statement…at least that’s what I think…because there’d be more clits visible…more penetration…make it count… This is just ghetto and lame and people talking about it is more reason to hate the world. The post The Brand that Uses “Real Model Sex” in their Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Born in March Fleshbot Ella Eyre nipples in see-through black lace bra Taxi Driver Movie Karina Jelinek flashing boobs at the beach The Nip Slip Juliana Schurig nude fashion model of the day Drunken Stepfather Mai Nadasaka busty Asian goddess (header image) Egotastic All Stars Kylie Page and Lana Rhodes are Spring Break Babes Boobie Blog … read more
I don’t know what the deal is with Shanina Shaik and her friends – but it’s a solid circus performance of weirdness – like the gutter bitch doing the splits – but I like it. Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head…. She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people…and they can still be gutter …and that’s magical… The post Shanina Shaik Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Looks like I may have spoke too soon when I said Sara Jean Underwood had found herself a new rich boyfriend/meal ticket . Because there’s only two reasons a hot nobody posts this many topless pictures online: A) to find herself a new sugar daddy and B) to get featured on Hollywood Tuna. So Sara’s one for two, at least. » view all 17 photos
Alina Baikova dot com hustler and has her own start-up or app that I think is based on flowers…so romantic…I love romance and after seeing these topless pics of her on some hustling her name to in turn hustle her brand – because that’s what marketing is about…this and model I want to make babies with….spoke to my soul…so I wrote some poems… Pee on the floor.. Let you enter your backdoor Suck your Thumb…. It makes things creepy while I’m your bum I want you to be my wife… I can’t offer you the rich life… But if I could…I bet you would… Do more than pee on the floor…. And let me in your backdoor. You’d be my little whore… On Payroll working harder and harder for more and more… To secure that rich life … But I wouldn’t make you my wife… Whores are kept as whores… But I’d probably pay your rent. Romance. Intense. I lost it at the end, but I have better things to do that write poems for random models I’ve never heard of before, not to mention -Alina Baikova topless…when she should be showing vagina lip and buttonhole.. The post Alina Baikova Topless Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .