Mario Testino is an overrated fashion photographer….he does a series with every woman he shoots for fashion of them in their shower, you know because he gets in there nice and intimate with them, and he’s been around such a long time that the newcomers to the game just participate in his shit… Bianca Balti is not a newcomer at all…she’s an Italian….but more importantly…she’s 32 years old..which is 100 in model years…but more importantly she’s got a daughter – or two daughters with two different men, I guess the first one wasn’t rich enough…..but a mom of two in all women years makes her vagina 100 years old… But luckily that doesn’t stop us men from wanting to fuck it, you know there’s dudes out there fucking 1000 year old women who aren’t rich hot models I call 100 years old because they’ve shat our children and are in their 30s… I’m talking leathery, saggy skin, falling apart…half dead 100 year olds…who smell like mothballs…wso I guess this towel pic isn’t a bad thing to everyone… Here’s her mom ass for some clothing brand…and it’s good… The post Bianca Balti in a Towel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I still don’t know what Rita Ora does…she’s gotta be famous for something more than just fucking Rob Kardasian…or Calvin Harris pre-Taylor Swift….making her potentially the strain of herpes Taylor Swift likely has, but probably not…TayTay has been filling that twat unprotected by dirt bags since day fucking one…she’s addicted to it, and it makes her money, which she’s also addicted to, which gives her power, fame and all that other disgusting stuff all these idiots think they want…..like Rita Ora…who may or may not have money, but who I assume works for free…as she keeps trying and trying to get and I guess it’s working, she’s got a record deal and is on TV, which proves if you fake it til you make it – you’ll probbaly make it…if you fake it…or some shit….I mean that or that big tits get you places – because they do.. The post Rita Ora – Lingerie Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you were wondering, Elsa Hosk has a nipple… In case you don’t know who Elsa Hosk is, that is…..because she used to be a titty model…sure it was titty for fashion…but still a titty model. Now she’s a victoria’s Secret model….who has a nipple…they frown upon models who don’t have nipples…those prejudice assholes with their NO NIPPLE SHAMING…. In case you don’t know what Victoria’s Secret is,….you don’t need to know, it’s some aggressively marketed mall brand shit, that really stupid people buy into and think is quality because the models they use are built up to be “celebrities” and thus important making the brand important… I’m just glad they haven’t officially used fat chicks yet…but we know it’s coming…. She’s pretty hot though – to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk has a Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Got these women are so fucking basic, cheesy, trashy….the pregnant Hannah Davis all filled up with a Derek Jeter herpes baby probably the most interesting…but still not that interesting…live in this bubble where they think what they do matters, is important, is status, and it’s really just fucking dull.. So they get made up, go to events celebrating a magazine release that no one really cares about, thanks to instagram killing the bikini model, and the bikini magazine…thank god… But I guess social media also killed the internet, the web is dead, this site included so in a lot of ways – I have a lot in common with these women…and for that they should eat my ass…if only I was rich enough…because like all women…they like rich dudes… Either way….here’s the event arrivals that look like the lamest fucking prom ever…and why are all the models middle aged? Weird…not to mention – they all look fat… Who cares about their names are – they are all the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Slutty Models at the SI SWIM EVENT of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney known for her sloppy tits – brought out her sloppy tits – and her ass in skimpy bottoms – that she’s covering and preventing an asshole flash – even though I fucking love when a girl shows me her asshole – more than her tits, her nipples or her pussy…it just seems more romantic and intimate…you know…that’s why whenever I sext – I aim for asshole pics and take anything I can get in between… That said, she’s doing some staged paparazzi pics in Miami – pushing her brand as trashily as you’d expect from a florida girl who was destined to work in Hooters, but happened to be rich….thanks to her dad’s tax evasion… Good times…slut…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Monster Tits in a Bikini Hiding Butthole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff is fucking horny… She’s gone through at least two boyfriends in the last two months that we know of…and her husband is being investigated for rape…something I assume she participated in back when they were dating – because hockey dudes love weird initiation in the locker room… My theory is that she got bulky and thick from cross fit to handle the whole hockey team on her…all these child stars are fucking addicts and sexual deviants – it only made sense.. Well she’s on her third trip to a tropical place this month…from Hawaii to Mexico to Costa Rica…all to fuck…and despite not wearing a period friendly bathing suit…the kind that would embarrass her if she got her period and wasn’t a period activist feminist….she’s looking thick, and strong, and good, and knowing she’s on a sex trip getting banged the fuck out dude to an insatiable high testosterone sex drive..makes these pics way more fun to stare at… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last month, we learned that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison got divorced . In the weeks since, Stodden has sped right past the usual celebrity meltdown milestones. First, Courtney developed a drinking problem (or at least pretended to #mystique). Shortly thereafter, she shaved her head for reasons that remain unclear. But just when we were braced for her to enter a rebound relationship with Charlie Sheen and start munching Xanax out of a bowl with a cereal spoon, she finally began to pull herself out of the tailspin. Yes, Coutney blew right by all the stops on the trainwreck tour so quickly she’s already at Redemption Junction. It’s almost like she was never really that upset about her divorce and is actually kind of okay with being rid of the creepster who’s 34 years her senior and married her before she was a legal adult. Anyway, Courtney is still pretending to be mildly heartbroken because she sort of has to, but she’s also posting lots of nude selfies, so color us interested: “I think both of us saw the warning signs for quite some time,” Stodden recently told Us Weekly. “Technically we’ve been split for two-and-a-half to three months now. It’s really recent and the emotions are still really raw.” Courtney added that she’s been occupying herself by becoming fluent in Dr. Phil-ese, saying: “It’s hard right now but we’re trying to individually find our happiness. It’s just really sad right now.” Stodden says that even though the marriage didn’t last, she still reflects fondly on her time with her acting coach-turned-Humbert Humbert: “He’s been my rock for me through so many things that I’ve been through,” Stodden told Us. “It’s been interesting for sure.” We’re starting to think that Courtney’s definition of “interesting” is very different from ours. Fortunately, Courtney’s boobs are lighting the way through this boring, boring time in her life: We’ll give her this much: Despite her youth, Stodden has a keen understanding of how the Internet works and she knows her strengths: There were three interesting things about her – her creepy marriage, and her boobs – and now she’s down to two. So she’s doing what any aspiring starlet with a thirst for fame and a dearth of talent would do: She’s flaunting the hell out of them, which is the proper way for her to process her divorce. After all, you can’t spell “Stodden” without double-D’s. Never change, girl.
Selena Gomez got out of Rehab all refreshed, linked up with her boyfriend The Weeknd, who she was probably with before being crazy, something I believe because his Photographer, someone who shot for stepGIRLS…TRUE STORY…CANADA!! has been traveling with her for the last 6 months of the tour before the breakdown…that probably wasn’t even a breakdown…but had to be packaged as a break down to get insurance to cover the shows she cancelled…who cares… She’s thinner, her face looks fixed up and filled up, she looks refreshed, and all it too was a big dick slamming the fuck out of her while singing love songs….and her nipple hard and ready to be sucked by her man…. My favorite thing about these celebrity relationships is that they all cheat on each other – because there is just too much pussy available for you to fuck…and it’s hard to turn down hot pussy that’s less annoying than broken Selena Gomez, who’s really just good for marketing, so you gotta keep her around….all these psychos… The post Selena Gomez Getting Fucked Proper Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her tits…in lingerie set to a Mother Teresa Quote: “If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that strength lies.” -Mother Teresa I find that really fucking weird behavior, disturbing even…not because I am a religious man, not because I believe in Jesus, or even because I think that this picture is that bad, or non-catholic…but I wonder if Mother Teresa was thinking of Lindsay Lohan ever in her career as the Saint she became – saving dying children…which I guess Lohan can relate to thanks to no childhood, being exploited by her parents and the AIDS….but Lohan would make it about herself…to perpetuate some bullshit agenda…and she’s crazy so it makes sense… What makes more sense is staring at her tits. The post Lindsay Lohan Erotica Set to a Mother Teresa Quote – Weird – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook… She’s part of an old story…Blue Lagoon and she’s Brooke Shields…giving a lot of really depressing people with no taste, no concept of quality, who follow her because she’s living the dream in a bikini – and it makes no sense to me….yet it is happening, she’s making a million a year…off nothing…really nothing… The post Alexis Ren in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
