Kate Middleton is the Royal Duchess….more like the Royal Duch ASS …..am I right? That’s all I’ve got…that’s the extend of my abilities…. Take me out back and shoot me now… This Old Yeller is done…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Middleton’s Royal Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Some women, like Lohan, are rotting from the inside out – in terms of relevancy, spirit and genitals…so squeezing into unbreathable pants…is just crazy…but crazy is what she is…it is all she knows…it is all she’s ever known…so I guess it makes sense…it feels like home. It’s the only thing that’s real…it’s true to herself, it’s authentic in this world of everything being contrived, fake, strategic to get ahead bullshit…which based on her filled up face…and overall attitude towards real global issues…her crazy being real…is the only thing being real..the rest of her is just jacked the fuck up…but I’d still like to cum on it…just to see her trying to close her eyes – while her botox face muscles don’t let her…. I guess the point of this post is to say…I’d love to smell whatever those unbreathable pants baked for dinner…..while she was wearing them…. HOT TO ME…isn’t necessarily hot to anyone else in this terribly sad world… TO SEE MORE – CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Leather Pants of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Ariel Winter is so fucking versatile…she can go out for gas in what looks like a romper or a diaper …for all her weirdo fans who want to see her in a diaper as they watched her grow up on TV and are that creepy… Because when you look at her, you know the only reason people talk about her is partially due to marketing, but a lot to do with emotional attachment to her big young tits, that really aren’t even that impressions, it’s called be a fat chick, with an awkward shaped body, who eats shit food and doesn’t work out, who even had to get her tits rebuilt, not for being too big, as they are still fucking big, but to give them more shape and perk, because they were sloppy as fuck… Meaning, most bitches get breast lifts after child birth, this child gets breast lifts at 17 or 18..because she eats too much…. And now…she’s rebelling against her tyrant stage parent, since as you know, kids can’t land Network shows on their own and there’s an evil mastermind behind them…..and she does it with slutty outfits and clothes, because you can’t dictate a woman’s worth, intelligence, or purpose based on her slutty cries for attention….that’s Misogynist…and why all these slutty women are the biggest advocates for bullshit political theory like that… Here’s the diaper outfit… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter – In a See Through Shirt and in a Monster Diaper all in 24 Hours of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Ariel Winter is so fucking versatile…she can go out for gas in what looks like a romper or a diaper …for all her weirdo fans who want to see her in a diaper as they watched her grow up on TV and are that creepy… Because when you look at her, you know the only reason people talk about her is partially due to marketing, but a lot to do with emotional attachment to her big young tits, that really aren’t even that impressions, it’s called be a fat chick, with an awkward shaped body, who eats shit food and doesn’t work out, who even had to get her tits rebuilt, not for being too big, as they are still fucking big, but to give them more shape and perk, because they were sloppy as fuck… Meaning, most bitches get breast lifts after child birth, this child gets breast lifts at 17 or 18..because she eats too much…. And now…she’s rebelling against her tyrant stage parent, since as you know, kids can’t land Network shows on their own and there’s an evil mastermind behind them…..and she does it with slutty outfits and clothes, because you can’t dictate a woman’s worth, intelligence, or purpose based on her slutty cries for attention….that’s Misogynist…and why all these slutty women are the biggest advocates for bullshit political theory like that… Here’s the diaper outfit… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter – In a See Through Shirt and in a Monster Diaper all in 24 Hours of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Bryana Holly is garbage…VALENTINE’S Day Garbage….that gets thrown around the rich dude who likes weathered instagram models who were early to the instagram gates…but who are She is probably better known for trying to get in with the Kardashians by fucking Brody Jenner…their stepbrother, and son of Caitlin…you know using them fake tits in efforts to really make it in the world.. But no on gives a fuck about Brody Jenner, his Mom / Dad they are all shit…so we can assume this lower on the totem pole pile of shit you’d fuck cuz it looks like a stripper, acts like a stripper, but is more of a rich dude girlfriend who gets naked on social media for a bit of cash…. And here she is for a Valentines Day shoot we could assume is for everyone to jerk off to, like she is for everyone to jerk off to, so long as they have money or can help her 30 year old ass get to the next level of “what the fuck does she do, why do people follow her, who cares”…. The post Bryana Holly Bikinis for Valentines Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I once tried writing an article for another site….it was 10 reasons to fuck menopausal women…no one fell for my clickbait…but I figure it’s valentine’s day and this old lady who will never be a grandmother, thanks to never being a mother, is out with her tits out, her face botoxed, ready to take on the fucking world…or not really…but rich enough to never ever actually die alone..she can hire staff for that… I figure…why not post that article with some pictures of this old lady on her old lady birthday not doing old lady things thanks to being rich as fuck and hollywood…even delusional about being an old lady…as Hollywood does to people… But you can’t trick your period…sure you can try with the face…but that period will always know just how old you are… Women with menopause are women too, maybe not hormonally…but they have vaginas and vaginas are meant to put dicks in. Here’s a round up of 10 reasons to bang women with / in Menopause. 1- If you’re lucky, they’ll have dementia and won’t call the police, because they will forget the whole thing 2- The obvious, you can’t get them pregnant, but more interestingly you feel less guilty when you kill them because they are closer to death….and even if you don’t kill your sex partners because they are old monsters you can’t believe you had sex with…the fact they are closer to death would make you assume they are less bullshit, know what they want and are upfront about it…assuming they are still considered women…I don’t think that’s entirely possible as all women whine, complain and make nothing easy. 3- They are either married, have kids, are divorced and want nothing to do with you after you make them cum, they are busy, have responsability, or are tired with priorities and even if you don’t make them cum, they’ll take it because they aren’t getting anything else. Zero pressure. 4- Their Dry Vaginas allow for friction which counterbalances that fact that their elasticity in their skin is no longer tight…and you can still feel while penetrating. 5- Menopause makes a woman moody, intolerable, annoying, aggressive, which can either make sex great…because crazy women are always the best in bed….not to mention they’ve given up on looking hot and if you’ve been to a resort and seen them frolicking around in a bikini you’ll know they’ve given up, accepted themselves for the mess than they are, and that makes them easier to get them gaping than a younger more insecure woman with perky tits…unless they are rich and into plastic surgery – in which they look like Asian cats with bolt on tits…and that’s fun too…. 6- As women slowly turn into men due to their lower estrogen and higher testosterone – their sex drive goes through the roof and if you’re lucky their moustaches not only tickle your balls but allow you to have your gay sex or trans fantasies without biting the bullet….and going down that road… 7- You can use the night sweats as lube….I’m reaching here….the oldest girls I like to bang are under 27….assuming you spend the night and you’re not just there the hour the kids are at the high school dance. 8- Their vagina smell like mothballs…and if you’ve ever taken the public transportation in the fall with a bunch of asians in the fall….you know how hot that is. 9- You can assume they are experienced, but experienced women is how I got AIDS, so I’m sticking to eager to try to new things because the last marriage suffocated them, robbed them of life and creativity and happiness, and now they are ready to do anything, slut out on your face with their cat tongue sand paper-like clit…not to mention…at their age…too much experience means practice in boring relationship sex.. 10- Grandmas always know how to bake the best cookies. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Aniston Menopausal Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! The Bankability of Briana Fleshbot Nicole Scherzinger braless in a mesh top Taxi Driver Movie Ashlen Alexandra topless at the beach The Nip Slip Skier Christina Geiger gets nude for Euro Playboy Drunken Stepfather Steffi Cook Naked Nordic Goddess (header image) Egotastic All Stars Lucy Li and Vanessa Decker do demolition Boobie Blog Movie Review: John Wick Chapter 2 Double Viking … read more
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Mischa Barton is a great disaster and has been for a long fucking time – so seeing this video of her backing her U-Haul that she’s using to move to a new apartment, because in the event you’ve paid attention and you probably haven’t – her last apartment is where she had a suicidal episode for all her neighbors to witness and call 911 about…as that is how things work when you’re a celebrity child exploited by your parents – who lands a hit show before being totally forgotten…you break the fuck down in some self destructive cry for attention that people like me fucking love…because I am a firm believer that if you’re rich….you’re going to be ok…..unless you die…but when you die I guess in a way you’re ok anyway since you’re dead… Either way, she’s not dead yet, but I like this fall from what I already thought was rock bottom. It’s cute. The post Mischa Barton Crashes U-Haul of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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This cunt bled all over it’s white yoga pants…because period is a woman’s obligation and they shouldn’t hide it with a tampon that can kill them via Toxic Shock syndrome…or a bulky pad that men will judge them for…even though I’ve never laughed at a girl wearing a pad…or made them feel insecure….I am still a believer that men will fuck anything, hairy, fat, bleeding or not…and the whole Be Ashamed thing is just stories women tell women in the grocery store and washing machine store…. The only thing annoying about period blood is when it ruins sheets, mattresses and YOGA pants…. But this girl has it all figured out – use your period for a purpose to liberate yourself…like period blood artists…only in blood soaked pants and everyone will celebrate like it’s so shocking….knowing it’s planned, contrived makes it hilarious… I’ve been with girls in white bikinis who get their periods on car seats and no one got mad about it, bed sheets ruined no one has got mad about it, I’ve been covered in period blood like it was tribal war paint and no one got mad, yet women have this narrative that men find blood gross – only if it comes from a vagina…while I think men just think it’s gross because it is blood…but try arguing that with a woman..they are women…and thus experts…even though every dude I know has fucked a period….at least once…and avoid it or pretend to be grossed out by it – to ensure…blowjob… That said, I think men should start wearing white pants and shitting themselves…because we shit…often times daily…we can do it for the little boys in India not toilet paper…since women don’t like to eat our shit covered asses…it’s only fair…as we walk around in shame after we shit…and use air freshener and try to go fast so our dates don’t think we are shitting…. Here is her poem you can jerk off to while watching the video, I find it a funny message that is targeted to get more followers than to really have any other purpose… She’s angling hard…new feminsm is so fake. I am a woman, therefore, I bleed. . It’s messy, it’s painful, it’s terrible, & it’s beautiful. . And yet, you wouldn’t know. Because I hide it. . I bury things at the bottom of the trash. I breathe, ragged and awkward through the cramps, all the while holding onto this tight lipped, painted on smile. . Tampons? What are those. We don’t say those words out loud. Hide them. In the back pocket of your purse, in the corner of the bathroom drawer, at the very bottom of your shopping cart (please let me get a female cashier). . Events or engagements get missed. I’ll tell myself it’s the PMS, sure, but it has more to with the risk of being “caught,” at what…I’m not quite sure. . And I’m lucky. . Over 100 million young women around the globe miss school or work for lack of adequate menstrual supplies, & fear of what might happen if the world witnesses A NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION. . WHY? . Because hundreds of years of culture have made us embarrassed to bleed. Have left us feeling dirty and ashamed. . STOP PRETENDING. Stop using silly pet names like Aunt Flo because you’re too afraid to say “I’m bleeding” or “vagina.” Stop wasting so much effort hiding the very thing that gives this species continuity. . START talking about it. Educate your daughters. Make them understand that it can be both an inconvenience and a gift, but NEVER something to be ashamed about. Educate your sons so they don’t recoil from the word tampon. So when a girl bleeds through her khaki shorts in third period (pun intended), they don’t perpetuate the cycle of shame and intolerance. . The post Period Yoga Instagrammer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I love Emma Stern Nielsen……she’s a busty model who has been around for awhile, but new to me, even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I have posted pictures of her – I still don’t remember her…That’s not to say she’s not memorable, but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes…because there is too much noise out there all I want to do is by suffocated by her massive tits – that are making a dent in the social media world everyone is obsessed with….but that I would rather were dented by by erection banging into them….because I am staring them…but in the next few minutes I will be sure I’ll move onto new tits exposed for random bullshit trying to get famous… The post Emma Stern See through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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