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Iris Law is Jude Law’s 16 year old daughter – who is taking the route of all the other children of celebrities from the late 90s, early 2000s, but using their last name and their status as the celebrity daughter…coupled with their better than average looks…because they are from good looking people…because why the fuck now, get those followers, make that stupid money, keep the family legacy of laziness that gets money thrown at them going, because your parents worked too hard not working, but pretending to work, in a scene that is so lame….but so relevant….cashing in….to let it go to waste…..it’s the best scam ever So here she is at 16…for Burberry…step one in building her 48,000 followers to the Hadid, Baldwin, Depp, Crawford-Gerber level… Personally, I don’t like nepotism, royalty, legacy…I like new blood…there’s so many hot girls everywhere, who’s parents are as rich as Jude Law, but for legitimate business, and even girls who are hot, poor, but thirsty….who can afford to be bums who get in front of cameras. once in a while to pretend to work…so let’s give them a chance…not this “her dad and mom act, she must be worth looking at, because she is, but why let her know that”… The post Iris Law – Jude Law’s Daughter – In a Campaign of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Michelle Vawer and she’s naked in a photoshoot. I checked out her instagram INSTAGRAM to see what I already knew…and that is that she’s got 12,000 followers…so why not get naked in a shoot to help grow that…but in her defence, in this superficial, shallow, image focused, everyone is a hot chick willing to get naked on instagram, attempting to get a head in life, based on zero talent, skill, expertise…or substance…she could have very likely had 1 million followers…it’s just hard to keep up when all they do is instagram… That’s not to say I hate everyone being a glamour model…who gets naked…in the world..but I do hate social media, what it represents, and what it accomplishes…except when I’m into looking at tits, which I guess is luckily always…and there’s never enough hot chicks getting naked…no matter how low level, desperate, and boring they are… I watched one of these girls have a live instagram feed the other day, it’s like cam girls who can’t cam…sitting there talking about cooking…and 400 dudes were watching thinking…”Ok so when’s the tit come out”…well the tits comes out when photographers trick them into making art…like this…art…right… The post Michelle Vawer Naked for the Internet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little video of Anastasia Ashley…a professional surfer with a professional ass that has taken over the internet..thanks to perverts liking fit booty….to masturbate to…because who gives a fuck about surfing in icy waters…or being fucking crazy on big waves…that’s not relatable to our fat asses sitting on our couches all day – thanks to our wive’s disability checks… What is relatable…booty…in bikinis…that are more like thongs…for a dude like me who rememebers the early 90s…when bikinis were ill fitting one pieces and masturbating to bikinis only happened thanks to Sports Illustrated…as magazine this booty…in Iceland…has been in… Here’s the longer version… The post Anastasia Ashley’s Surfer Ass in Iceland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have not been a huge fan of Margot Robbie. I get that she was hot in Wolf of Wall Street, but there are a lot of hot girls in the world, and she wasn’t even that hot…at least not hot enough to generate this career she’s pulled off.. Not to mention, since Wolf of Wall Street, she’s been not very hot in anything she does, yet she’s getting this crazy high paying roles. A fucking Australian – taking your damn jobs – playing the hot chick – when she’s not even that hot.. Who’s fucking dick did she suck to created that situation… We’ve seen her in the paparazzi in her bikinis, we’ve seen her in photoshoots, we’ve probably seen her naked somewhere – or maybe that was just Wolf of Wall Street…and now she’s in a role more fitting for her married, overrated ass.. Tonya Harding… Pictures from set…are about as hot as you’d expect them to be…more importantly – they are as hot as Margot Robbie is in everything but Wolf of Wall Street.. I don’t get it, but I do find these pics hilarious and sometimes laughter is a good thing…it outweighs hot…which is a good thing for these mom jeans… VIA Click Here The post Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding is the Least Erotic thing You’ll See Ever appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When it comes to Paris Hilton – it’s hard to tell if you’re looking at a bunched up pair of panties…or her mangled vagina…because despite being quiet as she accumulates the royalties she gets on Kim Kardashian’s career…there was a time her herpes ridden scabbed up cunt was everywhere, being penetrated by everything, and eventually, usually around 30…the damage starts to take its toll, and the elasticity of the labia gets less and less taught…and some can blame it on babies…others can blame it on fucking, partying, being an overall rich kid wreck trying to find her place in the world… But then again, maybe this is what her vagina always looked like, whether she’s old or not, you know how skinny girls are with the no fat the pad their inner pussy lips…and I’m not a hater on a meaty twat… I am a hater on a Paris Hilton twat because she’s the fucking worst, she’s the first to create the celebrity for being a rich kid – at least in the modern world…the celebrity off a sex tape…and the celebrity who paved the way for all that is terrible in the world…like the Kardashians… Not that you care what I think, you just want to to see Paris’ pussy like it was 10 years ago..but it’s not…but still the rich trick doing the same tricks…trick… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Paris Hilton Beach Upskirt of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joe Jonas was announced as the new Guess? Girl…because I guess Guess? is taking on the direction of everyone in the world, or at least Guess? shoppers, including but not limited to the Guess? founder are homos…which is why they use girls like Charlotte McKinney who are so basic on the hot level, but meet the requirements of what a pin-up girl should be, that it’d have to be a closet case doing the casting like “she’s hot right, she’s got tits”…and if you’ve ever had a closet case friend….who eventually came out of the closet..and you reflect on all the conversations you’ve had about girls and tits over the years…thinking “why was he into tits if he was a queer, oh right, because it’s so obviously, and average and typical to go for the tits, you know it’s marketed that guys love tits, and they do..and so do girls…ask any girl and she’ll tell you she loves her big tits or wishes she had big tits, especailly Charlotte McKinney because without them – all the small minded men and closet cases alike wouldn’t have giver her a career….” I digress…here’s McKinney thanking Guess? for creating her and Joe Jonas saying he’s not bait for gay dudes to jerk off to…he’s a singer cashing in and hanging out with tits…leave him alone… The post Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joe Jonas was announced as the new Guess? Girl…because I guess Guess? is taking on the direction of everyone in the world, or at least Guess? shoppers, including but not limited to the Guess? founder are homos…which is why they use girls like Charlotte McKinney who are so basic on the hot level, but meet the requirements of what a pin-up girl should be, that it’d have to be a closet case doing the casting like “she’s hot right, she’s got tits”…and if you’ve ever had a closet case friend….who eventually came out of the closet..and you reflect on all the conversations you’ve had about girls and tits over the years…thinking “why was he into tits if he was a queer, oh right, because it’s so obviously, and average and typical to go for the tits, you know it’s marketed that guys love tits, and they do..and so do girls…ask any girl and she’ll tell you she loves her big tits or wishes she had big tits, especailly Charlotte McKinney because without them – all the small minded men and closet cases alike wouldn’t have giver her a career….” I digress…here’s McKinney thanking Guess? for creating her and Joe Jonas saying he’s not bait for gay dudes to jerk off to…he’s a singer cashing in and hanging out with tits…leave him alone… The post Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The world is falling apart, people are getting sucked into the selfie vortex, everyone is a narcissistic weirdo who thinks they are more important than they are, children are dying…yet I’m here posting on Selena Gomez’s ass. An ass that has recently been reported as being fucked by The Weeknd, SEE MY POST HERE ……something most people already knew and didn’t care about, it’s all marketing nonsense and half of her pre-breakdown pictures are taken by his photographer….even her last pic is taken by his photographer…and the reason I know it is his photographer…is because there are 10 people in Canada, we all know each other…and I’m just eager to hang out with her and her cute Disney chipmunk face…at the next Polar Bear igloo Pow Wow we do to celebrate the one hour of daylight we get.. I have no idea why she’s going hood, she’s a coddled rich kid from LA…and according to girls I know who have banged him, he’s hood….but maybe it’s because he’s the number one singer and she likes status…record sales make her squirt…breaking streaming records make her squirt….attach herself to talent…squirt….all these people, celebs included are groupies… I know exactly why he’s banging her….and that’s because she’s Selena Gomez…a wonderful little package….here in a thong for some shoot…probably pre-breakdown – but who knows…or cares.. The post Selena Gomez Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maitland Ward is a homie…and I am a fan….even though I don’t really know who she is and I don’t remember her being the busty redhead on Boy Meets World…but I do remember her in later years, or in the last year, because she’s shamelessly naked all the time for her creepy fans and that alone is amazing…. I make fun of her every chance I get…because that’s what friends do to each other….and she emails me every time I rip into her for a story a reader sent in about her offering to have anal sex with him for very little money – because her and her husband are swingers who need money…and when I call her an attention seeking…. Well she’s naked on snapchat and it’s lovely enough if you’re into 40 year olds with big tits…something that I recently have got into…because I like variety…. The post Maitland Ward Naked and Porning Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
