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GIF Of The Day: Forget News, Breaking Chews Update With Allison Williams

Hopefully the upcoming season 6 of Girls brings Nightly Nudes with Allison Williams…. read more

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Do You Think It Bothers Heidi Klum That She Can't Go Topless In Miami?

She Seems To Vacation Topless A Lot… read more

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Bella Brown in Bathing Suits for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

What the world needs more of – is a girl named Bella…because there aren’t enough 20 year olds named Bella….out there making it because of their tits… I’ve never heard of this model BELLA BROWN…maybe she’s not even a model…it’s all so confusing these days with the social media thing going on….but I know she’s in a bikini…in a magazine…so that’s something….something powerful, something important…something that lets us objectify her based on her body….the way it was meant to be… The post Bella Brown in Bathing Suits for Marie Claire Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid – Bullshit Model of the Day

I find it hilarious that Gigi Hadid exists….I find it funny that she’s a model…that she’s an “it girl”…that she’s polarized the world into taking her seriously…all because she’s rich and connected from LA….because she’s really not all that hot… She’s just a talented marketer, or her hired hands who manage her career are good marketers, her mom, the people from the Real Housewive’s reality show, whoever she’s working with, because they’ve positioned her as this relevant thing, which has got her work, followers, relevance, and she’s making money she doesn’t need doing it….the world takes her seriously, calls her a model despite being some spoiled cunt who bought her career after latching onto the Kardashians …pretending to be a model…but then again we have to remind ourselves that modeling is the dumbest career and anyone can do it…so long as they stand in front of a camera making serious faces and poses…even though it looks like a fucking joke.. At least she’s not fat anymore… The post Gigi Hadid – Bullshit Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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US Gymnasts in SI Swim of the Day

Show your American pride – by jerking off to the US Gymnast team in their bikinis for Sports Illustrated Swim’s 2017 magazine, yes they still do that magazine, even though everyone and their brother, mother and sister is a fucking bikini model these days thanks to social media…making the bikinis on successful athletes seem useless – in a produced photoshoot that would be better if it was a selfie – because people fucking love selfies….and apparently producing their own photoshoots…making this seem so silly…but it makes SI money, it’s their biggest selling issue, but not nearly as relevant as it once was – because people could jerk off to bikinis…and not just on girls they know on their facebook in bikinis, because bikinis aren’t throat fucking porn, the taste of people’s masturbation – but it’s nice to see the people at SI are dabbling in fetish content now – midgets with muscles who can eat their own assholes…with American pride component…brilliant. The post US Gymnasts in SI Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Old Dude Makes Out with Raver of the Day

This video is everything – a little sex tourism…where fat ethnic girls in bikini bottoms wasted as fuck will make out with a dude as long as he’s white enough and paying her 10 dollar fee…. The post Old Dude Makes Out with Raver of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Helen Mirren Nude in the Bath of the Day

This is the other highlight of my very pathetic, very hungover, dying of Tequila poisoning day…. Some busty Helen Mirren did some nude bathtub shoot, I don’t know when, I don’t know where, I don’t know why, but it happened…maybe 50 years too late…but she’s been topless before… this is just bringing it back and her tits are as awesome as you’d expect… The good news is that she’s submerged and her tits are floating….because if this standing naked in front of you…is probably more of “fuck her cuz she’s famous, do it for the story, get paid to do it” situation…or a take what you can get…and you’re horny”….with tits that you could tell were once were wonderful…but that lost their glory as you try to figure out how her nipple got caught in her loose vagina lips….. The point is that I have never had a thing for old ladies, they are disgusting, their bodies melting, their vaginas as saggy as their tits, and I see no point to them unless you are her sugar baby….cashing in, or into cumming in girls and not impregnating them, and/or if you have grandma issues – like daddy issues but for baked goods and the sweet smell of bengay….but I have fucked old women….I worked in an old folks home in my younger years and saw some shit….actually a lot of shit…I wish I didn’t have to clean up…and only a dozen times in those 4 years did I fuck old women…most had dementia and had no idea what was happening…and couldn’t report me…and most importantly I didn’t leave any marks because my dick hardly touched the vagina walls…plus there was so much KY Jelly available…maybe I do have a thing for old ladies…because I have a boner looking at these…they are hot….and I blame being bored of all the hot chicks in their hot chick poses…there is so much of that shit…when all I really want is some Mirren tit. The post Helen Mirren Nude in the Bath of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried Not Pregnant in Vogue of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is historically boring as fuck, but not that boring, since she’s pregnant and that required injecting sperm directly from her penis into her womb…with a married dude who figured he’s in too deep, is going to get busted for his cheating, and might as well commit to the cause….because she’s hot…even though 99 percent of the time she’s dressed like she’s got her period, unshowered, lazy, homely…and I guess that alone makes a bitch hot, so long as she’s not fat, because there’s nothing worse than these social media whores always taking selfies and looking in the mirror…the subtle hot chick who is also a millionaire from being a shameless actor in movies…is the answer… Anyway, she did vogue, probably too promote a movie, pre uterus exploding…and she’s amazing….I’m a fan and you are too…since the only person reading this is me… I also love that Lindsay Lohan has told me personally that she hates her….because being hated by Lohan for stealing her jobs..is magical… The post Amanda Seyfried Not Pregnant in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Duggar Family: SLAMMED For Posting About Evils of Money

The Duggar family is very, very wealthy. They’re not “Trump rich,” but they’re much closer to “Kardashian rich” than most of their fans realize. In addition to their reality TV empire, the Duggars have launched a wide array of business ventures that serve to both bring in extra income and keep their sons-in-law marginally employed. Despite all of that, it seems the Duggars are still firm believers that all money is sinful – even the rare bills that have never been used as a cocaine straw or found their way into s stripper’s g-string. The Duggars have never been shy about expressing their religious beliefs on social media, even when those views are sure to attract controversy. (We imagine Jessa wasn’t exactly shocked when folks took issue with her idiotically comparing abortion to the Holocaust .) This time, however, the arguments are not against the message, but with the people who shared it: The Duggars posted the above image to their official Facebook page yesterday, and some fans are accusing the well-heeled clan of hypocrisy: “And that is exactly why they were exposed for the fakes they are. Their love for fame and fortune,” wrote one follower. “If ratings start dipping, marriages are rushed and courtships develop and progress rapidly. It’s all about the ratings, which translates to ‘it’s all about the money,'” commented another. Others rushed to the Dugs’ defense  “That’s right – it’s not money (which just a tool) but the love of money. Great reminder,” wrote one fan. Fans have long been confused by the Duggars views on money, and it seems this meme didn’t help to clarify matters much. They’re obviously ambitious when it comes to stacking funds, and one of their stranger beliefs is that getting debt is a sin . But clearly they’re not all in with capitalism, as they’re quick to quote the Bible on the topic of the evils of currency. View Slideshow: The 11 Biggest Duggar Family Scandals of 2015 We guess their views on greed are just another item on the long, long list of things we don’t really understand about the Duggars. Watch Counting On online to help make these folks richer, and thus, more conflicted.

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Corinne Olympios: Topless, Shameless on The Bachelor!

The Bachelor Villain 2017, Corinne Olympios, is ready to do just about anything to stay on top of her game on the ABC dating competition. In the case of tonight, that means taking her top off and pressing her body against Nick Viall to throw the other women off their game. Subtle? No. Not in the slightest. Effective? You better believe it. In the sneak peek at Monday’s new episode that appears below, Corinne Olympios is one of many women selected to go on a group date. Like any good pot-stirrer, she has no problem standing out from the rest of the girls, even in a group setting, by utilizing her best assets. In the clip, Corinne jumps into the pool next to Nick as part of a photo shoot, then decides to take the steamy date to the next level. Or the level beyond that. The Miami native removes her bikini top in front of the leading man, her fellow contestants, the camera crew and all of Bachelor Nation. Gauntlet. Thrown. Down. Nick appeared to be in shock, though if you read The Bachelor spoilers for this season, we have a hunch Corinne's methods pay off. Sorry. Forget we said anything. “Wait, what is she doing?” asks one bewildered contestant as she looks on, summing up what everyone not named Corinne was thinking. Does she have any regrets? Umm, no. Olympios, clutching a coveted rose, leaves little doubt that she'd pull off the stunt (and her clothes) again to achieve her goal. “Dad would be proud,” Corinne says. “Even though I was naked.” Well that's good. While she's immediately become the show's most hated contestant, Nick Viall defended Corinne on his blog last week. “Corinne was a woman who certainly brought her confidence that night,” Viall said, noting that he had been in her shoes before. Sometimes, “villain” is too broad of a label for someone who goes after what they want and isn't afraid of what others may think. As a contestant on The Bachelorette, Nick observes, he was not always the most popular guy with the other guys – or viewers. “When she came back for a second conversation, I was a little surprised but at the same time I respected the assertiveness,” he wrote. “I appreciated Corinne being confident enough to take a chance and put her relationship with me above everything else.” Also causing drama tonight? Liz Sandoz , who appears to reveal the truth about her relationship with Nick, telling virginal Christen about drunkenly banging him. Should be good. Watch:

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