It wouldn’t be Christmas without staring at Hilary Duff’s big strong, round, firm, massive, juicy, even terrifying, good to lift heavy objects thanks to all the lifting – she did while fucking her trainer like a testosterone jacked woman nearing her sexual prime ass in leggings… I just want to shove a fucking candy cane in that fucker and start sucking my way to the womb…because anal may be shitty…but it’s the gateway to love….isn’t it? CLICK HERE TO SEE THE 29 PAGE TRIBUTE TO HILARY DUFF The post Strong Round Hilary Duff Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know Christmas is still a couple days away, but here’s an early present, since you’ve all been good readers this year: a new pants-meltingly hot lingerie shoot from InstaHottie Bryana Holly . Just be careful where you open these, because I know most people’s offices have a much stricter policy about not taking your pants off at work than we do here at Tuna HQ. » view all 19 photos Continue reading →
I know some of you probably think I’m being overly critical when I trash rich kid models like the Jenners and the Baldwins and the Hadids and say how their only real talent is having famous parents and a decent body. But every once in a while a celebrity daughter comes along who actually has what it takes to make it in this business. Like Josie Canseco here. I mean, just look at this classy topless photoshoot she did. I’m telling you guys, I really think Josie could go pro. She’s going to make a great Instagram nobody someday. I guarantee it. » view all 14 photos Continue reading →
Kylie Jenner is known for five major things. Two of them are on her face, one is around back, and the last two? Well, they’re smack dab in the middle of her chest. And they simply will not be contained. If you’re having trouble picking up what we’re putting down, then don’t worry, Kylie’s bras are having the same problem . And if you’re still at a loss, it’s her boobs. We’re talking about her boobs, particularly about how big they’re getting these days, and if you missed the memo, then here, check out the situation in this new topless photo. That’s Kylie up there in that totally see-through piece of “clothing.” She was modest enough to place a couple of emojis over her nipples, but shortly after sharing this, she just deleted the whole thing. Now, from this photo, we can deduce a couple of things. One, there are hard copies of Kylie nudes out there in the world, which seems like either a bad plan or a lucrative business move. And two … those rumors that she’s gotten breast implants get more believable by the day, right? Not to get all pervy — but come on, you clicked on this story to see a photo of Kylie topless, no one’s on a moral high horse here — but if you really check out the shape of her boobs here, they don’t look all that natural. There’s a solid chance that little thing she’s wearing is so tight that it pushes her breasts up like that, and that would account for each breast being a different shape. But there’s also a chance that those are implants. For additional evidence, please review this photo that our girl shared yesterday. If you can get past the denim baseball cap and the skin-tight leopard print turtleneck (and that’s a big “if”), you’ll see that her boobs just look humongous. They’re so big. So very, very big . And then, in this photo she shared just a few hours ago … well, them things didn’t get any smaller, we’ll tell you that for free. Now, Kylie’s still a young woman, and there’s a chance that she could be experiencing some late growth spurt here. But, knowing Kylie the way we do, it’s also likely that she felt the need to go and get herself a little surgical enhancement . Check out this photo, taken just back in August: There’s a pretty obvious difference in size, right? At this point in time, Kylie still looks great. She’s still an attractive girl, and though her boobs, her lips, and her ass all seem to grow by leaps and bounds every single day, it’s still working for her. Just be careful, OK, Kylie? Don’t ruin a good thing. A very, very good thing. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 37 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time
Elsa Hosk posted this picture of her censored tits on Instagram – I am posting it because it is really fucking creepy – she is promoting some nude calendar she is involved in – for LUI magazine, shot by Victoria’s Secret photographer David Bellemere, who is a good guy to know if you want to be a nude model, a titty model, naked on the internet enough for him to shoot you and for Victoria’s Secret to notice and give you a job…. So let that be a lesson all you internet social media sluts already know, get naked on the internet and maybe one day a big brand will take you seriously and give you actual money…and I want all of you to do it – so I can see what you look like naked… Here are the uncensored pics – because uncensored is better… The post Elsa Hosk’s Censored Nipple for Instagram Creeps me Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kyra Santoro is part of some movement of girls who get naked for the internet – but not for Playboy – because Playboy doesn’t do nudity – they just get girls fully nude and posing in front of, or behind objects so that you don’t see any of the nudity they are willing to show… It’s a great and progressive for the female tribe, you know get naked on your terms, for free, to not sexualize the woman body – while sexualizing the woman body…. Because back in the day, you’d have to pay models 50,000 dollars or more to get them naked in the magazine, and now they just do it for the instagram shout out….because I doubt girl got paid shit to be used in a men’s magazine for men to jerk off to… but not really – because it’s implied nudity and there’s nothing compelling about that…it’s spread asshole or nothing for me…the cocktease bores me… I don’t know who Kyra Santoro is, but she’s now got a post on the site as a champion of girl doing Playboy for free – for their rebrand – cuz it’s not full naked – for feminism….since feminists don’t need money, their sugar daddies have enough of that…..weird… The post Kyra Santoro Not Quite Naked for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio too old to be showing her ass for love magazine…but still doing it – because Love Magazine is the only thing doing anything for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas – because that would be politically incorrect….but not as politically incorrect as getting a 35 year old mom producing flashing her ass in lingerie voyeur videos – in what is probably the best Love video to date – but still not very christmas, unless you’re like me and you creep on people’s Christmas by following them home after their Christmas party and waiting on their fire escape to see them fuck their boss…or co-worker they brought home…you know tis the season…but let’s be real…voyeurism is always the seaason… Stella Maxwell is in a second video for LOVE, because why not do as much as you can now that you’ve fucked the entire system into thinking you’re a hot model, because apparently she is a hot model, but she wasn’t a hot model when it all happened… Lastly, Alexa Chung – Who? The post The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think watching girls fight each other, other than in a bar setting in the late 90s, when it was encouraged, in mud….is that hot.. I guess there’s something masculine, terrifying, even disgusting about a woman warrior ready to kill any predators…and that’s ok for closet case homos, who don’t know how to deal with their homo….but for someone like me, who is traditionally attracted to small, weak, women who can’t run too fast, either due to an injury, disability, or roofies…I can’t get into it…I mean unless it’s at a college bar in mud…and I guess Jello, but Jello is too sticky…Call me a misogynist, I think of myself as a feminist…and none of this matters…because all you bros jerk off to this shit regardless of what I have to say… So Paige VanZant, who lost this weekend’s fight….doesn’t take away the eroticism to those into Paige VanSant stripping down for her weigh in – like a Youtuber unboxing video – but better… The post UFC Paige VanZant Weigh-in of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Romee Strijd is some Victoria’s Secret model with a massive fucking cameltoe on set for the evil empire – Victoria’s Secret that sells a lot of fucking overpriced underwear that is made in CHINA despite what your master leader supreme TRUMP wants…. I can’t relate to her, I mean I do understand big hungry vagina eating panties but she’s too hot and modeling in her prostituting, I’m more into fucking some fat prostitutes for very affordable rates…you know because they are old, down on their luck, because I wouldn’t be fucking an expensive prostitute..that would just be crazy… But I can look at her ‘vagina…and think…’vagina…and that’s about as much depth as I’ve got for this typical Victoria’s Secret Nonsense…that has been the same for fucking ever….but new cameltoe…on model women… The post Romee Strijd Epic Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
