Victoria Justice is the bootleg Arianna Grande – because Grande was the support staff on the Victoria Justice show – and the Victoria Justice celebrity pretty much ended there – while homie Grande – who you know this once can’t stand – put on way too much fucking make up and made herself a famous popstar – because that’s just how life works… But at least Victoria Justice can still get topless for photoshoots, people still care right, people still know who she is, Disney or Nickelodeon – that shit is legit…right….probably because people are perverts across the fucking board – because dudes may like looking at nudes, but clearly the bitches in the nudes are well aware they are nude when the pics are being taken…you know…it is a two way street here… The post Victoria Justice Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josephine Skriver is the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab… Sure they give this whole story…a romantic story…that is a great for the media that is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time that they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business… Well, she’s doing a shoot for them, topless, because they own her – sure they lend her out to other people – but that’s just to get her name out there – to make the cycle of bullshit complete…Robot women are fucking fantastic and I’m not into Sci/Fi… TO SEE HER VS CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Hybrid Genetically Modified Test Tube Baby Josephine Skriver Beach Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Sara Sampaio is a top model, she gets fucking paid, she’s skinny, she’s tall enough, she makes money, straight from the fishing village of Portugal to the mean streets of new york…yet LOVE magazine made her look like dog shit….serious fucking dog shit…it looks like they pulled her out of bed and spent 14 seconds with her for their minute video to celebrate Christmas…in some uninspiring, no continuity – advent calendar that is more ‘pull something together, get her in lingerie and run with it” nonsense… I know, why am I posting this nonsense, why am I giving them views…because I have no original content and I rely heavily on stealing other people’s shit for my very important posts no one reads or finds funny – because they are just mean…you pussies.. This video is directed by Hype Williams….who I am going to assume has had a stroke, or alzheimers, or a drug addiction making him lose everything he worked for….. This video…of a top model – that sucks…has his name attached to it… He has directed – Busta Rhymes – Woo Ha, TLC No Scrubs, Will Smith – Getting Jiggy wit it, Kanye West – Gold Digger, and movies, and documentaries, for the last 30 years…you can see the videography HERE ….and now this… The post Love Magazine Releases Another Bullshit Garbage Video for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know what you’re thinking, and that’s “I need to cum, where are the tits”…because you’re a fucking primate….and you think of me as some kind of celebrity porn fetish site, even though I am much more than that…a poet…just read my words… But you’re also thinking, if you’ve even read the title – who the fuck is Lottie Moss and that you know she is definitely not Kate Moss, no matter how hard she milks the name, or gets campaigns based on the family connection, or even if she makes all that model money…she is just fucking bootleg…they have the same dad, big fucking deal… But at least she’s out there showing her MOSSY nipples, something her big sister, who is old enough to be her mom, has done so well, along with fucking rockstars and doing cocaine… The post Lottie Moss is Not Kate Moss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yes…A wall calendar…. I like to refer to Kylie Jenner an the Kylie Jenner experiment, because she seems like the final thing, I mean other than used condoms (as if she uses condoms) that Bruce Jenner shat out of her pussy hole….where she was cultivated in the test tube that was Kris Jenner’s uterus….probably while in her mid to late 40s as one last way to cash in on her stage parenting…despite the health risks that would happen birthing at that age…creating what looks like some novelty item, maybe a sex toy, a doughy marshmallow filled circus freak in a onesie or leggings…or other trendy fashion items because she is materialistic…she represents all things money grubbing, mall brand, consumerism, garbage…and her ethnicity is massively obscure looking….is she orange, white, black…who fucking knows…but they did a real number on her in the basement BOTOX clinic the family houses in one of their 5,000,000 dollar homes…TERRIFYING… Is she human, barely. Can she sell nonsense, definitely…..kids looking up to her, terrifying, she’s just some doughy faced muppet…living the vapid garbage empty existence…where her dead eyes dance in a boomerang video on instagram….getting paid…as some half retard leader to a group of full retards…but in reality retards actual retards have more to offer….than these “buy skinny tea from a fat chick in spandex” idiots… So she’s decided to push the limits of her capabilities as a Glamour model, and is selling Calendars, none of the profits go to charity, or do any good, they just buy her a new Rolls Royce and her mom gets her 50% for orchestrating it…and it’s actually the one thing she’s done that makes sense, because she’s so bootleg, ghetto, vile, disgusting, you’d think, despite all her instagram fans, that they couldn’t afford computers or smart phones, they sold them for crack and were like “what day is it, I need to track my welfare check”…or maybe they use it to track their periods that are few and far between so that they don’t get knocked up when turning bareback tricks… Who the fuck wants, uses, needs a wall calendar…mechanics? Is Kylie big in the mechanic world…these cunts sell anything… What fucking trash…. Here’s an instagram pic to reaffirm how vile she is… The post Kylie Jenner’s Got a Wall Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Professional surfer Anastasia Ashely looks good in a bikini…which is convenient since her life is spent in a bikini…and it would be horrible if she looked like an Ashley Graham or other fat and disgusting chick in a bikini – even if that’s marketable, it’s not healthy, erotic, or amazing – unless you’re looking for a woman who will die off sooner than later which I guess most people are…it’s cheaper than divorce and less risky than killing the bitch…. NOT THAT we’d ever kill off anything or anyone quite as lovely as Anastasia Ashely…she’s the kind of girl you don’t let leave your house once you get her in it….you know a DEADBOLT lock on the bedroom door…then you shower her with compliments and gifts and food so she doesn’t realize you’ve kidnapped her..and show her pictures of the ocean letting her know that once the abduction is complete, the wedding happens, the seed planted in the womb the brain wash confirmed…you’ll let her surf again…. NOT THAT this post is going where I want it to go, it is supposed to be about an awesome gift that is in Anastasia Ashley’s hand, not that Anastasia Ashley isn’t a gift, but not everyone is lucky enough to be graced by such a goodess, her presence and if someone is, there’s no way they are letting her go, so we focus on the more accessible gift idea that is perfect for everyone and it is called THE CHUGGIES which is the hoodie for you beer brought to you by the good people at THUGGIES ….. If you look past the legendary surf ass…you’ll see it. FIND OUT MORE – GET YOUR OWN – CLICK HERE The post Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Liv Mathis was a Facebook friend for awhile, she still is and she’s incredible….So I feel like I know all about her life because I saw her move from South Carolina to LA to be a model in the past couple years…. I feel like she was all wholesome while making her transition from South Carolina to LA…and has slowly morphed into this…half naked instagramming for an instagram photographer…nipples everywhere because that’s the only way you get noticed when you’re a hot chick trying to get noticed…it is the model life…a life that’s actually a struggle because the world is full of hot chicks…especially LA…and I think she’s fucking amazing….I am a fan…..looking good girl…stop ignoring my DMs… The post Liv Mathis From my Facebook Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Charlotte McKinney’s tits are weighing down her weird looking face….and she’s attempting to redirect the attention back to her tits…that are all she is known for…and that amazingly got her from instagram onto tV…with relatively very little effort…I guess it just works out for big tits on a small frame from instagram….but I think the whole thing is garbage, and I think this video she posted really reflects and confirms that feeling I have… She’s not hot, she doesn’t matter, I don’t care if she’s in the Baywatch trailer for social media hits, that’s exactly the caliber of shit I’d expect her in…what else is she to do with her life with big tits….there’s nothing else out there…meaning soon enough she’ll disappear and replaced with more big tits…cuz luckily – there will always be big tits. This is for – or at some GQ event – where she knows she needs to stay in good with these people who run magazines and events – as they are lazy and will keep using her for shit – as they get to know her and feel there’s some level of actual friendship…helping to keep her bullshit celebrity alive…very important…attend events, do media…rule of being a famewhdre… The post No Neck Charlotte Mckinney Tits for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is the teen wonder – she’s 18 or 19…she’s an instagram model or actor turned instagram model – because that’s where the market is now…and she is shameless and understands basic marketing tools given to her….and that’s her half naked body…works for me, but works better for her – cuz she gets paid…and I guess it works for her latch on sister too…because she’s everywhere with her…maximize that exposure…get fucking paid, or likes, or whatever they find important in their cocktease… She’s clearly got a fat stomach, very important…in this world where the dumbest shit is important.. The post Bella Thorne’s Ripped Stomach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff is recently single because she realized she’s too rich and good too date her personal trainer..fuck him sure, she’s a divorcee and that’s what rich divorces should do….especially when her ex husband and baby daddy..or maybe it is her ex boyfriend is dating….Hilary Rhoda…. I guess she fired the trainer, moved on….he lost his edge, he lost his meal ticket, he couldn’t handle her demands bossing him around, or maybe she couldn’t handle the way he made other girls squat on her face, but he crafted her and built her legs and ass up into this spectacular and strong….almost terrifying mess….I guess a fail from the perspective of anyone in fitness…because if you date the trainer – at least get fucking trained – and not into a tank what the hell.. The post Hilary Duff’s Thick Legs in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
