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Khloe Kardashian for GQ Germany of the Day

Khloe Kardashian proves the Germans and their weird scat fetishes is still a fucking thing…. The post Khloe Kardashian for GQ Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Fitness Ass That Isn’t Very Fit of the Day

I am not buying into the heiress of WHIRLPOOL’s attempt to advertise that she’s being working out or going to the gym, because I remember a time when bitch defended being fat, plus sized, because she was getting work….all cocky, they are all cocky when they are a getting work..but when the work dries up, they start to realize “shit, maybe I should stop the emotional eating”…..not because she needs work, she’s got a huge trust fund..WHIRPOOL people – it’s an actual company people…but it’s nice to feel wanted…and to feel wanted…sometimes tits aren’t enough when her gut catches up with her… Well here’s her more recent attempt at fitness ass….for Hollywood…because being a movie star is her goal… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton’s Fitness Ass That Isn’t Very Fit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amazing Gift Idea – Two Fisted Drinker of the Day

TWO DRINKS – ONE CUP ask any girl…and she will tell you that TWO FISTS are BETTER than one….. I am a drunk, I like to drink, my site is called DrunkenStepfather because it’s all I know….it’s the only thing of value to my soul…it is the only meaning I have found…it is the only way I self destruct and deal with all the bad bad bad things in this world…so all drinking related things are amazing to me…even though I’m good with drinking out of puddle…as long as the booze enters my veins…my medicine…you know.. Well it’s Christmas, and what have you done? Probably nothing because you’re a lazy fucking asshole like me, only I went out there and took pics with this awesome, unique, perfect gift idea…..that allows you to Drink two of your favorite beverages at the same time with the Two Fisted Drinker – because you can never have too many drinks at one time, and if you’re like me why stop at Two drinks in one hand, get two drinks in each hand and two more drinks on the table, KEEP THE FUCKING DREAM ALIVE PEOPLE…bring this to the Super Bowl Party, Christmas Dinner, or just use it alone in your basement while you cry….and here’s a half naked girl to celebrate everything right in this world…because I LOVE half naked girls..they are the reason I keep drinking… BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PICS GET THIS AWESOME GIFT IDEA CLICK HERE NOW GET THIS AWESOME GIFT IDEA EVEN IF IT IS FOR YOURSELF SINCE NO ONE LOVES YOU BUY IT NOW The post Amazing Gift Idea – Two Fisted Drinker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Nipple Dress of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model Elsa Hosk, who was cast to play Candice Swanepoel during Candice’s maternity leave, because she’s got the most Candice look, and she’s even the same age as Candice, just far less successful because before sleeping with the guy who books the VS models, you know for their mall brand content, she was just a Titty Model out of Sweden…. Well, you can’t teach an old dog new tricks as she walks around nipples out in public…because you can take the stripper out of the strip club, but you can’t take the stripclub out of the stripper…or something….she is just programmed to show her nipples…no matter how corporate or mainstream she goes…it’s all she knows.. The post Elsa Hosk Nipple Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Man Kicks a Girl Down the Stairs and Other Videos of the Day

Wheel Barrel Fail Terrible – Driver Falls Asleep and Drifts into a Truck… Crane Falls in Korea… Nevada High School Student Gets Shot in the Shoulder… Woman with Breast Cancer – Humiliated by TSA The post Man Kicks a Girl Down the Stairs and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Baywatch Trailer of the Day

Baywatch proves that not all 20 year old things are good… I get that Hollywood is running out of ideas. I get that Hollywood likes to play off nostalgia, it worked in the past, let’s try it again, for a new market – that doesn’t even go to the movies….by making it into a movie… I think it was a shitty TV show, obviously I used to watch it in a pre-porn era – to see Pam Anderson’s clown tits but now they are putting it together with new pussy…that isn’t really that eventful, but that has a trailer… I guess they don’t realize that tits can be found everywhere, it is called instagram…we don’t need shitty storylines to go along with our tits….even the bitches in this are naked all over the place…garbage..but the Rock is in it so people are probably pumped on that…40 year old people…because anyone under 40 DOESN’T Give a fuck about this garbage…unless they want to be reminded that Hollywood is pretty fucking dead… They didn’t pay me for this – but they should have… The post Baywatch Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Baywatch Trailer of the Day

Baywatch proves that not all 20 year old things are good… I get that Hollywood is running out of ideas. I get that Hollywood likes to play off nostalgia, it worked in the past, let’s try it again, for a new market – that doesn’t even go to the movies….by making it into a movie… I think it was a shitty TV show, obviously I used to watch it in a pre-porn era – to see Pam Anderson’s clown tits but now they are putting it together with new pussy…that isn’t really that eventful, but that has a trailer… I guess they don’t realize that tits can be found everywhere, it is called instagram…we don’t need shitty storylines to go along with our tits….even the bitches in this are naked all over the place…garbage..but the Rock is in it so people are probably pumped on that…40 year old people…because anyone under 40 DOESN’T Give a fuck about this garbage…unless they want to be reminded that Hollywood is pretty fucking dead… They didn’t pay me for this – but they should have… The post Baywatch Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden Christmas Miracle of the Day

I think the fact that Courtney Stodden is still getting invited to events…is a Christmas Miracle…his miscarriage…probably also a Christmas miracle, maybe not to her…assuming it was a miscarriage and not just an abortion….but whatever it was it she was great at leveraging it into some weird fucking content….and here she is doing Christmas the only way Christmas should be done…all Mrs Claus stripper / themed hooker – something she’s good a doing, which isn’t saying much because most sex workers are, it doesn’t really take all that much effort to find the sluttiest Santa outfit for the one event you’ve been asked to attend…that shows off your clown tits you spent good money on…. She’s ridiculous, and for some reason, the real obvious shameless bitches are the more honest ones, it’s the fakes who pretend they aren’t being shameless but instead rationalizing it in their minds as being fabulous and desirable…making her a better experience…than an Em Rat Cow… The post Courtney Stodden Christmas Miracle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow Does Love Magazine – Obviously – of the Day

She’s got monster tits on a skinny frame…and that’s done well for her… I will never quite understand how a talentless set of tits – who just shamelessly shows off her tits – every chance she has to say “look at my tits” gets the million dollar campaigns she gets..from brands who normally fear tits… I will never quite appreciate her hustle, the obsessive compulsive narcissism that went into making her tits seen by the world..even if the tits are great…. I will never buy into her being a feminist, anything more than naked for likes, addicted to likes… I will never respect or believe in anything she does in her career is more than just a vapid use of her tits… I will never believe her tits or lips are real…. I will always think she’s bullshit….like Love Magazine who panders to all these idiots – so they get content that they think is relevant – for likes and follows – that’s all this world is….likes and follows…using the same unispiring people, with the same uninspiring videos… I’d rather see obese 80 year olds doing what Em Rat Cow is doing…but the media doesn’t feed me that…they just feed me this garbage… But I’ll still look…I mean…check out those tits…BIG…BIG…and when her bird face is cropped out…GOOD GOOD…. The post Rat Cow Does Love Magazine – Obviously – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Rhoda Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day

Jesus…David Bellemere did another photoshoot. This guy is shooting nude girls every fucking day, it’s just impossible for one person to put out this much content for mainstream and some lower level publications. Clearly he’s either double dipping in a “While I have you here, lets do a shoot”…or dude just knows exactly how to shoot the same damn picture…naked models…over and over again..it’s become fast food..he just churns it out…like a big mac… Along with Victoria’s Secret, other brands, magazines, his own weird calendar project..his OG gig with LUI…dude’s just got 5 shoots published a day… The model is Hilary Rhoda…Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable shortening, or the fucking family jug of Arizona Ice Tea….because mom’s gotta bake some fucking cookies……or lube herself up real good – to fit into her pants..you get what I’m saying….and that is that I’d like to wrestle Hilary Rhoda for anything…but mainly for the erections.. The post Hilary Rhoda Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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