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I wonder if Jessica Chastain’s cleavage on set posing next to an under armour bag – like some weird spokesperson for the brand – is something people are into looking at….because I know there was an era where cleavage was really exciting on big tits – but that era is over thanks to most girls with big tits posting pics of their big tits all fucking day….and I know there are Jessica Chastain fans who think her and her big tits are just wonderful – but in on set paparazzi pics….is just weird, but I guess better to jerk off to from home than in a van on the street corner waiting for cleavage all day – because this is your fetish… I think it’s pretty shit when we factor in all the sluts we have access to…but I’ll still post it like it matters because I support weird fetishes like this…I find them funny. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Chastain Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if Jessica Chastain’s cleavage on set posing next to an under armour bag – like some weird spokesperson for the brand – is something people are into looking at….because I know there was an era where cleavage was really exciting on big tits – but that era is over thanks to most girls with big tits posting pics of their big tits all fucking day….and I know there are Jessica Chastain fans who think her and her big tits are just wonderful – but in on set paparazzi pics….is just weird, but I guess better to jerk off to from home than in a van on the street corner waiting for cleavage all day – because this is your fetish… I think it’s pretty shit when we factor in all the sluts we have access to…but I’ll still post it like it matters because I support weird fetishes like this…I find them funny. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Chastain Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Clauson is my favorite hipster model who isn’t really a hipster model but was when she was 16 and got cast to be in Urban Outfitters….only to sue them for posing her slutty, willingly posing slutty, while her dad watched and counted the money they ended up getting – and that’s amazing – FUCK THE MAN…without actually fucking the man with all the other models are fucking to get to where this one got – and she still gets work…and still looks good and still gets in her fucking underwear – all Calvin Klein mainstream and basic – because she’s a Sports Illustrated girl…. but there’s pussy definition in panty…all big and lovely… The post Hailey Clauson’s in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Clauson is my favorite hipster model who isn’t really a hipster model but was when she was 16 and got cast to be in Urban Outfitters….only to sue them for posing her slutty, willingly posing slutty, while her dad watched and counted the money they ended up getting – and that’s amazing – FUCK THE MAN…without actually fucking the man with all the other models are fucking to get to where this one got – and she still gets work…and still looks good and still gets in her fucking underwear – all Calvin Klein mainstream and basic – because she’s a Sports Illustrated girl…. but there’s pussy definition in panty…all big and lovely… The post Hailey Clauson’s in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sahara Ray is racy… She’s an instagram LA hipster party model with big monster fake tits – who originally got known for showing her big monster fake tits – that weren’t as big as they are now – YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF HERE … on her really small bikini wearing frame – in the early years of instagram – which got her millions and millions and millions of fans and followers who were obviously following her for her fashion sense, her bikini choices, and not to jerk off to her big tits…. So she’s spent the last two or three years shooting with the good, respected, pervert photographers…traveling the world…attending all the cool events like she was Em Rat Cow, while probably being friends with Em Rat Cow, because both were running in the same getting naked for attention circles – and it’s not that big of a scene…you know funded by the same sugar daddies like Ryan Seacrest and other perverts – only Sahara Ray is less offensive in her success, because she doesn’t look like a weird faced bird with a bad attitude…..and she hasn’t booked the acting jobs because she fucked ben affleck….in fact, she hasn’t really done anything substantial, and instead of being a low level Kardashian who fucked Kanye, like Em Rat Cow…trying so hard to be empowered by showing her tits – Sahara Ray just keeps showing her tits…and is less annoying about it…. I appreciate that. The post Sahara Ray Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess J.Lo is out celebrating Castro’s death like all the other Cubans in Miami who were oppressed and forced to escape the country on a fucking raft made out of sticks, and old tires, and some gifts white tourists left over the years – during a 50 year communist rule of a dictator, who was apparently quite likeable if you weren’t American or Cuban…. Because why else would a mom be out at the club shaking her ass like she’s in her 20s, when she’s actually pushing 50….. Oh right, because she’s J.Lo, who still has a good ass and figures she’ll keep using it over and over and over and over until it fucking explodes – because shit makes her all kinds of money and the Hisapanics still buy her albums – and love her half naked, latin dancing….no matter what age she is – it’s a cultural thing..sure it’s a culture she’s appropriating because she’s zero hispanic, but was a great angle for her ridiculous career…that keeps going…like her ass.. Weird but not as bad as most mom’s I know or meet in the bars who are recently divorced wrecks – but they’re more willing to fuck anything and everything to deal with their sadness…. I guess the nice thing is that she can wear white pants now, without risk of periods…#menopause…makes it all more erotic.. The post J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t fucking know or care about Farah Holt….but apparently – I’ve posted about her – WHEN SHE WAS NUDE MODELING – AS THESE MODELS DO (titties no pussy because WTF trick)….she also did NON NUDE PLAYBOY WHEN PLAYBOY DECIDED TO BE NON NUDE LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T SHOW ASSHOLES …. So I guess I do know who Farah Holt is, but my brain doesn’t remember shit, alcohol is a neurotoxin, and I would argue that she’s interchangeable to everyone in her life. From the rich guys who she dates, to the companies that hire her, there are a million girls just like her – willing to get in a one piece leotard, one of my favorite articles of clothing because it’s willingness to touch pussy, asshole and nipples at the same time, an article of clothing I aspire to be – by my hands just are good enough yet…and probably never will be… One of the pictures has a nipple… The post Farah Holt Ass for Some Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look Joanna Krupa did the worst Mannequin Challenge ever, even though 99 percent of Mannequin Challenges are the worst ever, because they represent all that is wrong with the internet – with these social gags everyone does together – to fit in, to attempt to matter, when real life things are going on – not everyone needs to be a content producer – not everyone needs to be participating in this shit – and clearly Joanna Krupa and her attempt at the dumbest shit ever, because doing the Mannequin Challenge is a key to being a low level fame whore, which is exactly what Krupa is…. She’s just laying there half dead…reading a magazine totally naked – which really wasn’t that much of a challenge – it’s actually how she fucks… If you’ve ever met a sex worker – and had sex with a sex worker – I’m talking even a stripper – they hate men and have this ego thinking they are the hottest shit ever – so when it comes to fucking – they think they are gifting you like it’s the fucking Oscars and you’re Brad Pitt at some fucking party….but really bitch, some of us like to lay there and be ridden – especially when we’re paying…which is really the only time these girls put in work…as Joanna Krupa – the “real housewife” scammer who had a rich guy knows all too well.. So I call this less Mannequin Challenge more how Joanna Krupa fucks if you’re not paying her… The post Joanna Krupa’s Dumb as Fuck Nude Mannequin Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So this is one of those classic “good news, bad news” situations. It’s good news for Kylie and Tyga, and bad news for literally everybody else. See, Kylie and Tyga are engaged. Allegedly. Again. This is hardly the first time we’ve heard engagement rumors about these two — in fact, we hear engagement rumors so often that we’re kind of getting scared we’re stuck in some kind of Twilight Zone time loop. That, or hell. But this time, the engagement rumor is special, because, according to a report from OK! magazine, Tyga proposed on his birthday last week. Awww! (That’s not like an “awww, so sweet!”, by the way, it’s more like “awww, I just had lunch and now it’s coming right back up.”) As the story goes, “Kylie asked Tyga what he wanted for his birthday, and he said ‘I want you and no one else.’ And then he asked her to be his wife!” We know, we know, it’s so hard to imagine Tyga being asked what he wants for his birthday and responding with anything other than “I don’t know, man, a leopard or some sh-t,” but let’s just go with it. “Kylie was just blown away,” the source claims. “She absolutely adores Tyga and wants nothing more than to build a life with him.” “She always felt they were soul mates. So of course she said yes.” Unfortunately, nobody else would be quite so excited about a Kyga engagement. “Kylie knows she’ll have an uphill battle persuading her family that it’s the right time to marry Tyga,” the source says. “But they’ll have to accept it if they truly care about her. This is what she wants; she’s so happy with him.” Gross. If this news has any little bit of truth in it, it’s pretty depressing for a number of reasons. One, Tyga started hanging around Kylie when she was 14 years old . She was 14, he was about 22 — that’s disgusting. They’ve always been kind of vague about when they actually started dating , but it was definitely before she turned 18. Any way you slice it, it’s creepy. It just is. Two, Kylie’s only 19 years old now. She’s not a Duggar, she can take a few more years to live her life before she permanently ties it to someone else’s. Three, if Kylie’s entire family thinks it’s a bad idea to marry Tyga right now, then maybe there’s a possibility that there’s something to that. Maybe, just maybe, her mother and her siblings have a little more life and love experience than she does. It’s sad to think that she’d put her relationships with her family members under such stress for some guy — for some Tyga — but it wouldn’t be unheard of for Kylie to show zero evidence of possessing any sense . What a mess. View Slideshow: Tyga: 15 Times He Proved He Was a GIANT Dirtbag
