Dude Taken Out by an Unmanned Scooter Idiot Burning the FLag Catches Himself on Fire Idiot on a Motorbike Grumpy Cow Drunk Ninja Balcony Fail in India Florida Man Ran Over His Brother Hand Feeding a Coyote Maggots in JUice Iranian’s VS SNow Motorcycle Accident The post Drunk Guy Makes His Scooter Getaway and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Heidi Klum is dressed like a 20 year old college girl – while shopping in her tight jeans, stupid looking boots, but most importantly, light weight t-shirt cotton with no bra, showcasing her brilliant tits, that make no sense as tits really, because she’s had so many kids, I think somewhere around 14 kids….all with Seal…it was a Seal litter…that we can assume left more damage on her pussy…because there’s no real evidence of destruction on the tits….proving that she’s clearly created by Nazi German technology, where Hitler’s brain still controls what Germans put out to the world, where she’s rigged to some machine somewhere, because Germany overall means anything Germany puts out must be the best…. This doesn’t make sense….not just for a mom to have tits like this, but for a 50 year old…what is going on…I need answers…. But it does remind me of high school, 30 years ago, when a set of good tits in a cheap t-shirt was enough for me to jerk off to…sometimes in the back of class…for no one to notice…because I was that kid…. The post Heidi Klum Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Sofija Milosevic and she looks like a mail order Russian hooker, as her name would imply, but she’s so much more than that…she’s a TRUMP model, your president has his hand in on 20% of her earnings, his team is responsible for her career, and since he created her think of all the good he can do for your country…. I mean in her defense, all women – especially, vapid, vain, superficial model type women…are prostitutes…and model agencies are really a loop hole to get hookers into the country….and Trump was well aware of that…it’s how he got your First Lady…. Here are some pics from her instagram…I love her…Sofija Milosevic…amazing…too bad I can’t buy you – I mean I know she can be bought – but well out of my budget… The post Sofija Milosevic Bikini Shoot for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alena Blohm is a German model, she was only born in 1993, which reminds me that I am very excited to be able to fuck girls born in Y2K…the year 2000…only a year and a few months to go…that’ll be my New Years Resolution next year…because fucking an 18 year old born in the year 2000 is a dream….making this one too fucking old… But forget that, you know like the Germans seem forget Nazism, because she may be far too young to have killed the Jews in 1940s, only to act like it never happened, with its whole genetic programs to create the aryan race that creates girls like this, but her grandparents aren’t….and based on her overall vibe…I like to think she was created in a lab somewhere – she’s fucking hot…. Too bad she’s a working model, which means she’s a scenester who dates rich guys like all other models, not because I want to date her, but because that’s such vapid behavior…it lacks substance and is overall very fucking lame… But she looks good in a bikini. The post Alena Blohm Hot Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to live with these weird, religious, uptight, british people and every Christmas they would make us watch the Queen’s speech as some family tradition, before eating breakfast…it was their really boring tradition…. Well, when I saw this video of a Lohan making some insane statement with a snapchat filter, wishing you all a Happy Thanksigiving in her accent while talking about how busy she is…it reminded me of those days, only far more regal, relevan, important, inspiring even….you know words to fucking live by and watching her is something I’d want to make an ongoing tradition of, ideally in my bed, everyday because Lohan is not just my Queen that I worship, but my God… The post A Thanksgiving Message from My Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t find Penelope Cruz all that hot, but she’s looking better than usually, with her older face and big tits in seductive poses, all Spanish and amazing, like some Tapas, cheap wine, and other great Spanish things…like Ibiza and topless beaches….only more Hollywood and annoying….because Oscar Winners from the era of 30 million dollar pay days to be in movies – before the internet ruined that – makes small town Spanish girls cunty….. Now, I don’t think Penelope is normally that hot, I never fell in love with her in any of her movies, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, I mean not really, but had a massive nose and would make me call her penelope as she “squirted” all over the place – denying it was pee…you know a Pee Denyer…the Holocaust Denyer of the bedroom… This is for Vogue Spain, so I guess she’s bringing it home…literally…because they are probably very proud of all she’s done and as a thank you – might as well stare at her tits… The post Penelope Cruz for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson had her mom and their family friends grab at her tits – because that’s what you do when you get fake tits – you pull them off and show them off for everyone to see because you invested in them tits – might as well get some use out of them….or make fun of them….because they are so silly – because as we know Kate Hudson’s track record of beingthe daughter of a famous person, is that she’s fucked a lot of people throughout her career as a celebrity who fame was handed to because she was born into it – and there’s good money in it – so why not do it… I am not a fan of Kate Hudson, especially not now that she’s 40, but she had a good ass, a suicide inspiring ass if you’re Owen Wilson trying to deal with her detached rich kid getting filled from every angle ways…. But I did think she was hot before she was famous – when she was probably 18 and just in some tabloids with her mom pre- acting because that’s the kind of pervert I am….but here she is doing some family weirdness… The post Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn’s Weird Tit Grab Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne went on a bike ride in fetish shorts, that look like they aren’t breathable, which on a hot summer day or an LA day..means sticking, sopping, soaking, sweaty, dripping pussy….at least to me…because I am a pervert…. I know that this is zero interesting – and my writing is shit…I am a hack but I give thanks to the creation of Bella Thorne – from stage parents in florida with a bunch of kids, to older sisters whored out first to pave the way to actor in her own right – to instagram slut getting naked – because it’s all about social media – it’s all about getting naked on social media – it’s all about competing with social media whores and that’s done in the most empowering and fun as slutty as possible way to get that viral success…. I just hope for years to come – there will be more and more Bella Thornes taking provocative pics of themselves for their own channels like they are Playboy…because as a pervert I love the selfies.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Let’s revisit her panties on snapchat from yesterday – which were a good play… The post Bella Thorne Fetish Bike Ride of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid is a Victoria’s Secret model now, because Victoria’s Secret is a trend setting company that digs through the depths of the world to find the next big model to turn into a promo model that sells shitty made in china overpriced panties…and sometimes the depths of the world is in your own backyard, knocking at your door, in the form of a social media hookers – that aren’t even first generation social media hookers. This one is a third generation social media hooker who mooched off her sister who was second generation that mooched off the first generation social media hookers we call the man killing kardashians…. So does that make her social media fame and the fact the media love her – because they love her followers something to legitimately celebrate? Is she worthy of the audience that as a rich and connected person you can buy. Is there any difference between her and a Kate Hudson or other child star who was in the media or movies because of family friends – does this have any less skill or talent than being a terrible actress… I figure it’s all fair game, plus social media fake models – living the model life – all get naked and give us butt shots…so there you fucking go…good job Hadid…the half Palestinian / Half sugar baby queen…. The post Bella Hadid Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Roberts is a lovely mainly because she’s skinny, Hollywood starlet raised by Hollywood people who were likely very fucked up people who shouldn’t be raising anything – assuming that her dad had any time for her – while he was self destructing after his oscar… I guess, when you peak…it’s ok to throw in the towel, do B movies all while trying to get as much cocaine and booze in you as possible… That said, we can assume that there are as many many deep rooted issues that come with being raised in LA, and a whole bunch more issues when you’re raised by famous people, then even more issues when you’re thrown into acting….just a weird as fuck reality…and those things make Emma Roberts all the more exciting….while she wears a dress that you can cum on and wipe off without it staining….Convenient… I like her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .