If it can be avoided, I usually stay away from public restrooms. It’s not that I have a fear of doing my business in public, my main problem is most public restrooms are old, falling part, have a bad smell, are never clean, and just about every single one I’ve ever been in didn’t have a topless Tallulah Willis with her hand in her panties. … read more
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I was once a smoker…but I quit that shit due to not being able to breathe and being disgusted by it. I’d rather give myself cancer in more fun ways – like putting my cellphone in my underwear and hope for the best…which I figure could result in a super hero half retard baby with the right fertile homeless pussy with a radioactive womb….or it could be just a solid way to deal with not using condoms with the women I meet on tinder…assuming I can get an erection… So seeing people smoke, models or fucking fat french Canadian women eating donuts…I wonder..why the fuck are they smoking…and I’m a dude who likes to self distruct…but at least smoke things that fucking destroy your mind…or take you on a fucking journey…rather than just control your appetite, make you stink, and deal with your anxiety caused by all the caffeine… I hate smokers…but I know one dude named HornyLohanAWanker from the comments, before I used third party commenting software….who FUCKING loves it…so this Victoria’s Secret model giving the kids bad role model….smoking is for him….and her nipples are for the rest of us… The post Smoke Break with Marloes Horst Smoking Cigarette for the Kids of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Jean Campbell is a model I’ve never heard of…but she looks so innocent and pure, despite having been a model for a while, that I actually appreciate these pics of her…. I know the truth…and that is that no model is innocent or pure, it’s a disgusting world that they live in, as they have to navigate some real creeps to make it…and it involves a lot of partying, sleaze, drugs, and sucking cock to make the world of modeling working out for them… But in the right lighting, with the right make-up, this girl you know is up on that hipster model fashion party scene…is lovely… Jean Campbell for president of my jerking off to clothed models election of the day…whatever that means…she’s a nasty girl… The post Jean Campbell in the Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I can barely remember the last time we got new pictures from Milla Jovovich , but I’m pretty sure I remember her looking a lot better than this. Anyway, I just checked and it turns out she’s 40 now, so I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised that she doesn’t look as hot as she used to 20 years ago, even though the former model’s still doing the same weirdo topless shoots — this one’s for POP Magazine ‘s Fall/Winter issue — but c’mon. When hotties like Elizabeth Hurley can keep it up into their 50s, what’s Milla’s excuse? » view all 13 photos Continue reading
Alessandra Ambrosio is promoting bullshit, because she’s a promo model and a huge part of being a promo model is promoting bullshit…it’s what they do…because people like me pick up on the promo model photoshoot like it matters, when it doesn’t matter, to showcase to the world how hot, or amazing, or tight bodied she is for a mom….in what they would deem a celebration, that feeds her ego…that makes her feel like she matters…before realizing that beauty fades, and that pile of money she’s become used to isn’t enough of a reminder that she was once the hottest, forcing her to navigate and figure out ways to maintain that beauty, image, hype….but she’ll lose..it’s nature…it’s how it works and it’s amazing she’s lasted this long…because I never thought she was all that hot…and I am the unofficial Hollywood judge of hotness…I’ve made a very pathetic career out of it…so jokes on them…I am posting it not because I think it matters…but because I think it DOESN’t matter….take that Alessandra Ambrosio and the people who paid you a million dollars for these pics… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Promoting Nonsense of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I am a very basic human being, it doesn’t take much to entertain me, and although I don’t like MEMEs, I wish I was good at MEMEs, but I can barely write a blog, upload images, and check emails…I am just not cut out for the digital world…even after 12-13 years of doing this…I don’t have the skills necessary to turn this into what I want it to be….and that’s her holding a cock..because…I am basic..and it doesn’t take much to entertain me…her facial expression perfect…for cock…but really when is a facial expression not perfect for cock….am I right…I am right… These are from Obama’s state dinner….which makes them better to put dicks in…presidential… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gwen Stefani Holding a Mic Like a Cock – Someone MEME This of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Solid butt shot…but her butt isn’t that exciting…and it doesn’t take away from her old looking face…all tired and lame….but more importantly…it doesn’t take away from the scripted, rehearsed, timed shit that isn’t even acted out well…it just so fucking fake, the humor or jokes so fucking tired…and the fact that people are into it, or passing it around or watching 73 Too Many Questions rehearsed by Emma Stone…blows my mind… Do people hate honesty, or substance, how about 3 questions with Emma Stone that throw her off guard and show us some depth into who she is, the hollywood experience, anything but fluffy superficial clickbait nonsense… It makes me mad…in a world where everyone is supposed to be over exposed, it’s like everything is actually just high school drama club caliber of scripted….practiced…and how many takes did they do this in…maybe it was just once…let’s hope it was I mean in terms of quality…I’d assume that it was…and even worse…this is all just to promote her new movie…LALALALALALAND..all jusst a fucking ad… Maybe I’m just bitter than I wasn’t the one who said the worst thing about her… I’m probably just bitter that I watched the entire thing….. Like fuck off, the shit..irritating. The post 73 Too Many Questions with Emma Stone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Rita Ora is an official no name celebrity…that’s her whole angle…that’s what makes her a celebrity…and she’s just tried everything..had a record deal…has been a reality show girlfriend…she’s dated rich guys…had famous friend…she’s been to all the right parties and events…she’s even had a song…or been featured on a song…but NO ONE knows or cares who she is…despite having great tits…that’s it…that’s all she is… Now she’s hosting or a judge on a fashion show, so she’s trying the whole fashion angle, and they are doing fashion shoots with her in the studio…and it’s so fucking lame…maybe because she’s moving on from the tits that are the only reasons she’s even remotely famous for being a no name celebrity…Rihanna impersonator…or maybe because she’s misguided and letting her ego run the show…either way…I’d be surprised if you can jerk off to this.. The post Rita Ora Boring as Fuck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Lady Gaga is dressed like a 1940s feminist factory labourer…for whatever reason…and I think it’s a good look for her, and I am probably alone in this, but I just find seeing her nasty fucking ass and tits as that face of hers carries them through crowds for the paprazzi to capture…disgusting… I’d rather see her play genderless, because she’s always been a tranny, drag queen, who got her tits done to me…even if I’ve probably seen her vagina in other pics of her being shameless for attention during her career…but I’ve strategically blocked it out…because Lady Gaga is vile… I have no idea why I am posting this shoot…seriously…no idea… The post Lady Gaga Not Hot in a Photoshoot Because She’s Not Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Shay Mitchell is brat from Canada – who is ethnically ambiguous…from some rich neighborhood in Canada…who I guess had the resources and a dream to make this acting thing happen…where she ended up amazingly getting cast on some TV show that turned out to be a massive fucking success..that people loved…and that she got extremely famous on social media for being a part of it… She’s clever enough to have got involved in other businesses, other things, like travel blogging and publishing a series of teen books…because that’s how resourceful people who know the internet is a joke, but a place to get extra rich even if you’re already rich and so are your parents… Se’s in SELF magazine, which would probably be a huge magazine, if people bough magazines, thanks to the narcissism that’s everywhere…all they would need is to have a mirror or webcam to film the person looking at it to replay…and watch themselves….it’d be huge, relevant and save publishing….. Instead…they had Shay Mitchell pantless in dramatic poses… The post Shay Mitchell’s On All Fours for SELF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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