Emma Watson possible nipple is something you’d assume would break the internet, far more important that Brad Pitt fucking Russian Hookers before Angelina filed for divorce….in some Illuminati, disgusting celebrity nonsense people love but shouldn’t give a fuck about…because Emma Watson is possibly showing her fucking nipple in public…like some kind of hippie..or feminist…in this world of no bras..and sheer tops… This bitch was raised on being a fantasy to sci-fi/fantasy nerds everywhere, they sat around waiting for her to turn 18…as they watched Harry Potter over and over…and now…nipple…this is the holy grail..the kind of shit that makes their lonely lives worth living..even though between you and me…you’re pathetic and you should probably kill yourself…especially if a nipple can save you…that’s just even more pathetic… The post Emma Watson May be in a See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Romee Strijd is in Maxim…. Romee Strijd is a Dutch model who has been in the model game for a solid 3 years….probably getting naked…but I am too lazy to google her…before the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, signed her up, made her exist…. Because on one end of the spectrum, they produce shit quality, bulk, lingerie for middle american mall shoppers…using sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money….because AMERICA doesn’t care that their jobs are given away…. More importantly, the cheap product allows the brand to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, bigger margins, more money in pocket, maximize profits, get richer than god…. Feeding panty money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…when the only panty feeding is supposed to be from girls who sell their panties on the internet to creeps…all in the name of panties most of the people who buy don’t actually need because they are so disgusting that the matching bra and panty sets won’t change that… But on the flip site, along with the careless waste and exploitation….they create celebrities out of lingerie models, giving other models or aspiring models something to get naked to try to achieve…even though it’s so fucking cheesy… So all these low level instagram models see this as a beacon of hope, the end game, leading to endless half naked pics of them trying to be this…because for every cunt model who has made it, there are 1000s of eager girls trying to make it who will do everything you tell them…in hopes of making it…for mediocre softcore porn… Well it turns out that Romee Strijd is in Maxim…as Maxim tries to rebrand…from the cheesy they once were…and she looks pretty good to me..like a Russian bride who isn’t Russian… The post Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsey Wixson is one of the weirdest faced models around, but instead of being locked in the basement like the redheaded freak she is is…and instead being condemned by the church after being put up for adoption by those parents…for being the spawn of satan she looks like….she got into modeling…and I guess acting… So instead of being seen as a demon who you would assume would eat the souls of everyone around her…she started walking runways and doing ad campaigns to eat souls in a more marketable and luxurious way… So instead of fending for herself in the forest, or as a child hooker left on her own to fend for herself..she did her surviving off cum and drugs…on yachts, with famous people, and paid for it with her money…she made just standing around… Well now she’s older and naked and I’m into this weirdness…because unlike most models she’s got a belly and some titties…things I don’t like but when they are on some creepy sci/fi fantasy creature they claim is human…I find it compelling…. The post Lindsey Wixson by Amanda Charchian for Garage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner was in Vogue Spain doing some weird ballet shit…with a weird edited audio track of her shitting out various bullshit quotes…like talking about how she loved being a kid, running around an exploring, before her father became her mother and she had to grow up pretty fast…catching him in her superhero panties posing in the mirror would rob the innocence of anyone…I mean that or seeing your brown sister in porn…your mom staged…possibly filmed… But the fact that she thinks she had to grow up real quick, is an interesting concept because anyone who actually had to grow up thanks to hard time, or taking care of themselves would laugh at her delusions…because the Jenners are children and will be children into their 80s…if they don’t kill themselves in some 50 year old rebellion after some botched plastic surgery they can’t make look good like their pig sisters… It’s hilarious….because she thinks traveling solo, having a mom narcissist who only cares about selling them off is not actually growing up, the money is there, the accountants and lawyers are there, the coddled bullshit..red carpet…celebrated life…being babysat and controlled is not growing up…but let these whores think they have substance, artistic integrity, value…but they are just fucking bullshit… Bullshit that doesn’t wear bras…which is the trend…and I don’t mind…but I have been next to her and there’s nothing exciting about her. This is all marketing…and it’s not even good marketing…but nipples are nipples…let them shine… Vogue Spain / Vogue Germany / Vogue whatever the fuck her family owns…. How about her fake lips in some snap bullshit… A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Sep 16, 2016 at 3:32pm PDT The post Kendall Jenner – Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some bootleg Erin Andrews, who hasn’t been lucky enough to find a creepy stalker to follow her from hotel to hotel filming her nude through the peep hole, so that she can sue the hotels for breeching her safety and so that she can walk away with 100s of millions of dollars…that she probably split with said stalker…because it was an inside job. Her name is Charissa Thompson and she’s a host. A host on Sports…for basic dudes who like some tits talking at them…and a host on EXTRA talking about celebrity bullshit…so she knows the whore hustle…she knows target men with sex appeal…get paid…and she knows..post sexy pics for your fans…and they’ll get excited enough to make you want to delete it…because it’s a little racy for someone trying to play that she’s not a whore… I guess this just proves that if you’re a host, or in entertainment, your legit job with that stamp of approval is the only thing that separates you from being the whore you are instinctively… The post Charissa Thompson Gets Racy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lady Gaga is promoting a horrible cash grab song – and I guess new album – because she has the media and all her lame minions in the palm of her had. I was riding an uber a few weeks ago – because I am trendy as fuck…obviously…and rich as fuck…that I can afford my own discounted taxi driver…who happened to be an obese woman…all excited about Lady Gaga, convinced Gaga was an artist and brilliant and not just someone who understands how to manipulate obese people into thinking she’s an artist…all by acting weird, calling her fans monsters, doing all that bullshit…and at that moment I understood GAGA’s career projectile (vomit)….. It’s prey on the weak…seem like you care…make them relate because they see a busted face and know she’s not hot…and steal their fucking money…and repeat until the world has had enough….and when the world has had enough show more of your tits – because the world likes tits…despite pretending to be feminist, and empowered, using basic tactics of the same beer commercial they’d protest and call misogynist… MISOGYNISTS towards themselves…women…so crazy… The post Lady Gaga See Through Outfit of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lia Marie Johnson is a clever famewhore… Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week… Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..because you get to see their real life, their personal life…like a fucking peeping tom weirdo… She’s got 1.6 Million followers, and I guess she’s tired of being called a slut, or slut shamed for her pictures that are clearly designed to get her pervert audience jerking off…use that sex appeal to get what you want…apparently it works… But she hates being slut shamed…when she’s just an artist…posting shadow pics of her shadow tits…not erotica…you can just see the shadow of her hard nipple…getting clever…in her struggle….of trying to be a clever famewhore with a purpose..or vision or artistic integrity….. It’s a shadow guys…a shadow… Here’s proof she hates being slut shamed – read the caption to the pic she posted – because she’s an artist… The post Lia Marie Johnson Shows Off Nipple Through Shadows of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the late 90s and early 2000s…but I guess that was a long time ago, so long ago that the girls I fuck now or want to fuck were born when she booked her first GUESS? campaign in 1996…I’m so perverted…yes I am… Well, I don’t think I’ve heard her name in years, but she did get married to a rich guy this past summer, as these models do..because at 34 it’s time to throw int he towel and stop trying…. But then she showed up to fashion week with some Ana Beatriz Barros nipples….and clearly…she’s still trying….the right way… You see her nipples are a decent distraction from her old as fuck face…because when you spend the majority of your 20s out in the sun, getting paid over a million dollars a year to strut around naked and fuck rich guys…as regular men men everywhere jerk off to your Bazilian goddess body…it takes a toll on your face….it looks tired… It also looks like it’s had work done….not quite like the tranny brazilian goddesses you’re into watching in porn…but work done that works for an actual hot brazilian model in her mid 30s…..but looks 45 because she probably is thanks to lying when they first created her…and I kind of like it, even if 30 is the death year for me, the sophistication and still hot in her retirement….all expired…but worth cumming in…is good…but that could just be the nipples talking…it’s always the nipples talking…the talking nipples that get me in trouble when I talk back to them in public…when they are attached to women with no sense of humor…. The post Old Ana Beatriz Barros Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Barbara Palvin has nipples… She was the patsy used by Bieber when he was banging Miranda Kerr – when Miranda Kerr was a married to Orlando Bloom…in a use the 18 year old human trafficked Hungarian designed to sell panties to the middle of the road American…like they sell panties to Americans from their webcam sites… Well this is her agency that brought her over, IMG, and escort agency…for rich people…where the girls don’t even know they are sex workers..brilliant.. Even when they are topless / nude / whatever…they don’t realize they are sex workers…brilliant… The post Barbara Palvin Nipples for her IMG Board of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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