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Kate Upton Fat Vagina Slip at 24th Birthday of the Day

Kate Upton has been working out – really fucking hard…but is still fat, with her fat tits and apparently a fat vagina that is sticking out her bathing suit that she boldly wore out in public – because she’s a bikini model, we’ve all seen naked in leaked nudes, so why not put your vagina out there when feeling good about yourself, when it’s your day… I’ve wondered why she was so famous while being so fat – because it was an era before the whole fat model was the only model…she was an innovator we should hate for moving focus away from skinny bitches…but it was all about the tits…tits matter. She’s only 24, so accomplished yet almost forgotten…and her metabolism is only going to slow down from here…so take it in, all of it in… Here’s her flat – huge square ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE Here is her humpin fitness – she’s made her full time job – because what the fuck else is she gonna do all day everyday The post Kate Upton Fat Vagina Slip at 24th Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day

If you watch this young girl for about a minute, you’ll see a girl throw up on Paula Abdul…which may represent you current mood, it represents my current mood..and the Paula Abdul didn’t know how to deal with it, not because she’s famous and doesn’t get puked on but because she is the one who is normally throwing up. All those meds…all that booze…you know…life.. The post Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter for a Campaign of the Day

Cindy Crawford is still whoring herself out – to help whore out her daughter – as these people who made a lot of money – just being themselves – it’s a solid scam – that opens doors and makes for a great life – that leads to billionaire husbands and world travel – because why spend your trust fund on your lifestyle – when brands can do it for you. I guess it’s combination of Cindy Crawford’s daughter wanting to be a little Kardashian – who has a huge audience on social media – because that’s where the relevance, ego and everything lives – and these rich kids love that…. But it’s also got to do with Cindy Crawford finding a second life in modeling – riding her daughter’s youth…because all these people are narcissists and their self worth relies on it… The post Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter for a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Becca Hiller is the Norwegian LA Based Model Who Gets Topless of the Day

Becca Hiller is some LA based Norwegian model who probably has her work visa because the US Immigration may not like Mexicans, but they hand out these O-1 visas for people with “exceptional” ability like it was fucking candy – to models….all they need is to be published once and to have a model agency, which is often times an escort agency…and that alone gets them into the country for 2-5 years, making them eligible for a Green Card…all for being hot and not even that accomplished…it’s the scam…the scam where America powers that be…like Trump…and I guess all of us…appreciate hot slutty bitches… I’ve never heard of her, but she’s pretty lovely, even if low level…even if these piss soaked, instagram-like filtering – low concept but featuring hot fashionable tits photoshoots are repetitive as fuck…I still don’t mind staring at new pussy..that will go onto Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated swim because they are actually models and not just instagram models who know their angles…even though all these bitches are instagram models…it’s part of their very easy fucking jobs….that don’t actually pay them that much…but that do hang with rich dudes who like models…and LA is way better than Norway for that…making moves Becca Hiller. Making moves. Hope that throat’s numb and ready for America dreams…. This vibe / look / phootshoot is so done….but people still doing it…. The post Becca Hiller is the Norwegian LA Based Model Who Gets Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day

I didn’t want to post these…or anything Jenner / Kardashian….but I am weak…I don’t even like the way they look – I don’t think they are hot or interesting – yet here I am posting a campaign they are in because they are in bikinis and that is “newsworthy” to me… What the fuck..but I guess this is all part of their deal with the devil, the spell they’ve put us all under to post their shit, even though we collectively dislike their shit, despite them not really even knowing what their shit is or why it matters because it’s just shit…considering their whole family are vapid and disgusting and we should just ingore them…but they are also media whores navigating the industry so well all while making themselves a lot of fucking money in the easiest way. There’s really nothing wrong with that..it just seems horrible…and like there is everything wrong with it….but there is something wrong with Kylie’s face…that shit is jacked up and terrifying… This is some campaign for Top Shop that made them millions…because they have a system that works and tricking brands….. They aren’t even that hot…it’s average girls playing models…so cheesy, like if you’ve ever been to a tacky rich family’s house and you see their weird family portrait in the family room level of lame – that is actually what brands put money into…weird.. Garbage… The post Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Monster Clown Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Horse Faced, but no one will notice, because she’s got the most ridiculous fucking tits pretty much ever. Tits that some hotel hired or gave a free Mexican room to walk around the pool in a bikini, because that’s the level of love you get when you are amongst a million girls with a million followers on instagram….you get a free fucking room. These people, despite what they want you to think, are not actually famous, they are barely even glamour models, they are self produced models, DIY, low grade, only relevant because of the monster tits…but they don’t think that, they think “I was on TV once and I did a shoot for a brand one, therefore I matter”….even though she knows, like we know, with tits like this…nothing else about her matters…other than that she probably would make more money a year as a Vegas stripper, but at least this way, she has her trust fund from her rich dad and her dignity…even though whoring out tits like this is as ghetto trash as stripping, in fact, the strippers actually get paid to show their tits…so they fuckin win. Send this bitch back to Florida….because she’s so fucking Florida..and her tits…the size of Florida…are still worthy of staring at…because that flat stomach, no ass, skinny body gaining weight in her tits and only her tits….a good problem to have…only fat girls wish the had….the good kind of freak of nature…possibly the best kind…even if everything about her is so cheesy and the fucking worst…those tits mute all that shit… Instead of always being negative on these bitches, the nice thing about McKinney is that her only worth is her tits and she’s making it work for her, reminding me of pre 1960s feminist movement, when tits defined a woman’s worth, and that’s something our culture may have shifted on us – and shied away from with decency, civil rights, equality and social justice warriors…but we’re still the same fucking animals and girls and guys alike know there’s something magical with tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Monster Clown Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson Fail at Beach Pics of the Day

I guess Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson are best friends – not that these kinds of people have any feelings besides self love – but they can pretend they are best friends because they are actors and can pretend that only they understand each other – you know overpaid not quite hot enough to deserve all the attention they get – but they probably don’t realize that…in their delusions and constant feedback by the parents who made them and their careers…both being in the industry from a young enough age to have parents who robbed them of their youth…coupled with an insane amount of executives who pay them and suck up to them and market them – because they make exponentially more money than they do on their performances…but they don’t know that, or care, because they always had money – and have lots of money – so it’s like not having money at all..it doesn’t exist to them…. They are so egotistical, self involved, they don’t even need to get in bikinis at their beach media event for the paparazzi, they can show up in blankets because they are just that fucking important..too good for fucking bikinis, and in Benson’s face, probably too fat… I prefer girls who are less lazy and comfortable – who are getting in bikinis in the Midwest on a Sunny Day in March to get that bikini selfie for their instagram – that magical bikini pic that will open all their doors for them – like they were some other slut like Em Rat Cow – who went from naked fame hungry whore – to black dress at the CFDA last night ….dreams do come true…but once they do, all these bitches get lazy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson Fail at Beach Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day

Sienna Miller used to be average at best actress who got into a lot of movies because of her willingness to get naked. I would say there was one or two years that despite being average or best she was A-List….and hot as fuck….before fading into obscurity and being forgotten by the industry… Never forgotten by me, or this PORTER magazine, because hot blondes with accents and what we can assume HERPES…may get older and less interesting, but they still have screenshots of them at their prime to reference… I also appreciate all the throat and vaginal work put in to get to the top she was once on top of.. nothing a little CEPACOL throat spray #ad won’t numb your way through…the booze will numb the rest of you including but not limited to your dignity. She’s great. I’m sure Jude Law, her ex has a different opinion, but to me…she’s still got it going on at 35. The post Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Butt Shot for Instagram of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, that doesn’t really hold as much value as it did in the 70s and 80s before, but we can assume that Hannah Ferguson is either from a rich family, that’s why she can pursue her dreams working for free for the publication – as they don’t pay the girls…or she’s leverage the magazine to find another kind of family to support her – we call them SUGAR DADDY.. You know that even if she’s rich, or even if her family is rich, she’s not fucking everyday – regular guys… you need to have a specific bank balance to ride this ride….and the places SI takes her help find those people…obvously… These women are so cheesy, commercial, boring…but they post generic butt shots from US Virgin Islands…where they also MURDERED lobster – like the little LOBSTER had no soul..and deserved to be eaten by her luxury living, superficial and materialistic tits…a pretty good way to go – if you ask me…. The post Hannah Ferguson Butt Shot for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marion Cotillard Looks Happy To Be In The Ocean And Topless

For many of us it’s not really summer until we first dip our toes in the ocean. There’s something about feeling that cool water on your body that makes you feel great. Don’t we all wish we could be feeling what a topless Marion Cotillard is feeling?!… read more

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