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Toni Garrn Applies Sunscreen for David Bellemere and Elle of the Day

David Bellemere is my favorite photographer. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Bellemere means stepmother in French…and if I’m the drunkenstepfather and he’s the stepmother, we are connected at the extended family reference…and I don’t know about you, but I am a very spiritual person who believes in more than just PUGS and TITS and PUSSY, but also in the higher power, so I’d like to thank GOD or Jesus chirst our lord and savior for this moment in Toni Garrn, Leo Dicaprio ex, top model naked and applying lotion that I am in turn sharing with you…. They are a gift given to us all from the internet, but that speak to my soul and I feel are a a gift from my stepGODS! I mean…David Bellemere, even when he does super boring corporate shit, is fucking brilliant…the sluts, like Toni Garrn…are interchangeable…just ask any rich guy who fucks models.. The post Toni Garrn Applies Sunscreen for David Bellemere and Elle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Retard Faced Nina Agdal Makes Bikini Porn for Instagram of the Day

Nina Agdal is the retard face / head that looks like it should be wearing a bike helmet because it is vulnerable for head injury because it’s fragile and she’s clumsy due to her retardation – but to everyone’s excitement, like most retards, she chronically masturbates, which is nice when it’s on some tight body with fake tits, and far less interesting when it’s on full blown retard… She’s overrated, she’s got an ego, but I know that she knows she’s pulling a scam, that’s why she drinks so much…she knows she’s a fucking lie and the rich guys she dates, who finance her life, because she’s “Nina Agdal” and they have no mind of their own to determine she’s bullshit, they just like that she’s in magazines, sometimes…it’s good for arm candy at rich people events… But she’s got an insane body, and I guess that’s worth the day rate she charges for sex…. She’s also in Cosmo porn for girls. – but who cares about her mainstream media coverage, it just gets in the way of her straight up producing content for her male fans to jerk off to…it makes her feel relevant…especailly amongst the rich guys she prostitutes her immigrant self to for the good life – that allows her to be in a bikini by the pool every fucking day of her life – when she only books 2 campaigns a year – if that. Garbage I’d like to dumpster dive because her trashcan pussy is probably pretty fucking great…it’s gotta be…. The post Retard Faced Nina Agdal Makes Bikini Porn for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence on Fat Amy’s Diet of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is overrated and creepy as fuck… She’s overpaid yet she complains about it and blames feminism because actors in the game longer than her get paid more…. Not only is she unappreciative of the work she does get, she doesn’t realize that she’s a fucking scam, that she’s just the puppet the execs decided to use to play the “natural talented, brilliant actress” that they can condition, put in good roles and use as a leading lady…there’s a conspiracy behind her success, I don’t know what they hell it is, or why things went right for her, but I know there’s something behind the scenes going on… While there’s somethings going on in front of the scenes also, and that is that she’s getting fat, those great tits from her sexting look like they are droopy and sad fat chick tits, she looks short and stocky and thick, even dumpy…I’ll blame her friend, and leech trying to use her, Fat Amy Schumer and her diet advice or her proof that body positive movement means you can be fat and still get by….why else would she be this big…as a puppet she’s taking direction from the wrong person….or maybe she’s rebelling…as these people who don’t have an grasp of reality always do when they get too rich an famous and all the roles they want in an industry where most people starve a little, it’s been an all you can eat buffet for this one..and I think it’s showing in her wedding guest dress…garbage… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence on Fat Amy’s Diet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Still in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna’s great. She’s in Barbdos at her 30 million dollar house…that she keeps to remind her of her subtle roots of when she only got into the 30 million dollar houses on the island for teen sex tourism purposes…and to clean them… She is richer than the island itself….and her ass in and of itself, with or without her, is the number one export of the island…I mean even better than their RUM…so I like to think of staring at her ass in a bikini as a cultural experience…really understanding what Barbados or Rihanna is all about.. The post Rihanna Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marion Cotillard Topless Beach of the Day

Marion Cotillard is a French actress and she’s 40 so therefore she’s relatively dead in sex appeal, even when she’s showing off her 40 year old natural tits, that look a little too natural… I googled her, because I don’t know who any of these people are, but more importantly – I don’t know who the over 40 crowd is – and apparently she’s in some kind of scandal – because Brad Pitt cheated on Angelina Jolie while filming some movie I didn’t see – sounds like a publicity stunt, kind of like being shot by the paparazzi in some north african island with a population of 3000….where one of the people happens to be a fucking paparazzi… 40 year olds are only good to fuck when you’re 17 and they are your neighbor’s wife…teaching you how to fuck up the ass…other than that they are the age you usually cheat on with younger girls..but whatever – her tits, from France, exist…and at least they aren’t fat… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Marion Cotillard Topless Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ana Sotillo Hot Shoot of the Day

Ana Sotillo is a signed model….like every single girl with a social media account with over 3,000 followers – who spends her days doing free photoshoots for bullshit photographers and brands – trying to get as famous as possible… She’s from Spain, I’ve spent too much time on her, saying the same thing I say about all the girls who won’t fuck me because I’m a creep, even though I can help them achieve their hooker dreams…because even hookers don’t respect me…which is funny because the guys they do respect, the guys with money they do respect, are the guys who want to piss on them…when I just want to cuddle them and talk about our feelings…while grabbing her great tits. The post Ana Sotillo Hot Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Greene Hits The Gym, Does These Mean She's Going To Be Topless Again Soon?

I have no idea if Ashley Greene enjoys going to the gym—maybe she loves working out or doing yoga, I just don’t know. All I can think as I look through these pictures of her heading to the gym is, “I wonder if she’s getting ready for another topless scene?” … read more Continue reading

Taylor Swift is Single and the Fucking Worst of the Day

I guess Taylor Swift Terminated the pregnancy that my very reliable source told me she was pregnant…and I still believe that she could be…because I would hate to be seen as anyone who promotes fake information…actually, I wouldn’t mind that – my entire existence has been trolling…and I’m really into her being pregnant because now that her and her DJ who she pretended and acted so in love with – despite him being a DJ who tours at clubs and is surrounded by young horny girls – making him not loyal at all – but more a “I can’t believe I’m rich from this, I was always so awkward and now that I fuck Taylor Swift all the girls want me”….kind of guy…are broken up – she’ll be forced to raise a bastard baby – Unless she already terminated the pregnancy… Oh how great it would be to be in the inner circle and to know exactly what is happening to her uterus….coupled with all the tactics used to troll the world…into loving her…. But I’m just like everyone else, watching her complain about FROGS in an instagram video she posted a week ago!! Here’s some bikini romance staged bullshit to perpetuate her lies… The post Taylor Swift is Single and the Fucking Worst of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natasha Poly and Other Models are Topless in Vogue Paris of the Day

Natasha Poly is a Russian model, not a whore, stop thinking like that…you asshole… If this was 1985 communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….forced to fend for herself at the age of 12, because both her parents died of hypothermia in a work camp taking our heroine on an international whirlwind life in the sex trade….suckin’ dick internatiomnall for the mob…until realizing they could make her a model…I would be more into Natasha Poly… But the real story is that started modeling in 2004, she is married…which kinda makes her really fucking boring…at least to me…because rich chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns to seem busy or productive….isn’t really all that inspiring to me…. I like my girls more broken…and desperate…down on their luck and hungry.. So here she is in VOGUE representing nothing good…because I think the focus should always be on the actual whores who don’t make it…they have more personality, substance and edge… The post Natasha Poly and Other Models are Topless in Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Topless Gif of the Day

Someone just emailed me this picture of Selena Gomez’s shirt evaporating, obviously created by some nerd who wishes his superpower was vaporizing shirts, but more importantly, created by some guy who sat at hime and colored her shirt to skin color….taking the liberty to decide what her nipple color is…and belly definitions is…probably took dude a couple of hours, but even if it took 30 seconds, shit is creeepy as fuck…so creepy that I have no choice but to post it and support this behavior… It’s like keep the predators off the street and put them behind computers making porn out of their favorite celebs they obsess over… Seriously, whoever made this is someone you don’t want to let babysit your kids… The post Selena Gomez Topless Gif of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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