Hailee Steinfeld is some Hollywood actress who realizes that there’s more money in shitty music, you know with tours and merch and everything, plus it’s so much fun to play a popstar all dancing on stage, despite being big and awkward…rather than filming one or two movies a year that take around two to three months a year to make…leaving 9 more months to leverage that fame to make the family as much money as possible…thanks to guilt you can assume her parents make her feel when she doesn’t work, despite being 18, due to the sacrifices the family has made to give her this fucking career in the first place…even though the family has always been LA based JEWS and not really a story of struggle, packing up the van with nothing to break into the industry…a mom sucking every dick she can to get a head…and a daughter forced to watch because they live in said van and there’s not much privacy in a fucking van…. So we can assume, her acting and singing is the equivalent of working at Disney for the summer or on Weekends, it requires about as much talent and is probably less demanding than working as a waitress through college…it just pays a lot more and takes her to great places like BARBADOS…in a bikini top…where she doesn’t have that “fresh 18 year old in a bikini pussy I want to taste” pervert vibes…she’s more like the weird 18 year old you didn’t fuck in high school, but should of, because no one talked to her and she’d be easy to get up inside… All this to say, at least she’s not at Coachella. The post Hailee Steinfeld in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if it is fair to call every single busty model, who may not really have what it takes to be a model on her own, but who has the tits and the spirit to put the effort into getting naked with a variety of fake magazines with big instagram accounts…and fake photographers with big instagram accounts…on trips to LA from their war torn communist countries on some kind of tourist VISA hoping to break through…an EM RATA…seeing as EM RATA put in less effort than these girls, she already lived in Southern California and just had to drive an hour and half to make her dreams come true getting naked in photoshoots… But I will say that a lot of these instagram girls you’ve never heard of, with big tits, showing their tits for nonsense photoshoots, because they are hot and being naked is what gets them a head is great, but still boring, but only because it’s been done, everyone is doing it, and I am more interested in the next thing, even if that next thing is girls getting dressed and no showing tits, so that when you get to see their tits, they seem special and exciting…not just typical, desperate, boring, and thirsty for fame…which takes away the excitement and boner of tits even if they’re tits and we love tits… I do think Paula Bulczynska and her ethnic sounding name, who is probably from Arizona or some shit is lovely…but she reminds me that people need to be less lazy in this absolutely lazy, entitled, vain, narcissistic selfie generation. So boring which is saying a lot for someone who fucking love tits and sluts and has made a life out of watching them…and obsessing over them…while they just try to get ahead through their prostitution….maybe I’m old…blame low testosterone…or maybe I’m gay or A sexual and if I am…the media made me this way by exposing me to so much naked hot bitches…but I don’t think I am, I just prefer sluts who don’t get naked on the internet I guess. The post Paula Bulczynska Naked for Lions Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Couchella, No-Chella, Beachella, were all hashtags people who were proud to not be wasting their lives with a bunch of lame mall shoppers, brand lovers, social media sluts and rich guys who work boring jobs looking for ways to spend some of that money on model sluts who want VIP tickets and Desert houses and Helicopter rides… I guess Tisdale has done the whole Coachella thing, probably got paid lots of money at her peak to do the Coachella thing, and who really wants to be with mass amounts of annoying and terribly lecherous people, at lame commercialized parties…when you live in Cali and can just hit the beach and show the world your ass in a less desperate and annoying way.. I am not a fan of Tisdale’s face, at least not as a girl called “hot” by the media, it’s fine for me, I mean I’ve fucked toothless one eyed leathery faced hookers before, but I liked to try to bring back to reality, back when people obsessed over her and called her hot…but while mocking her, I still thought she had and still has a lovely fit body…I wouldn’t mind burying my face in…and K-Fed….if I could…I call it a Jewish girl fetish. TO SEE ASHLEY TISDALE IN A SHEER DRESS AT AN EVENT…. CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale is at #Beachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emilia Clarke has sacrificed herself by posing slutty for Vogue to promote Next Week’s Game of Thrones premiere…even though she’s got countless sex scenes on the show…and you’ve already seen her naked, part of the reason she’s famous, you like her, and get a boner from her… I don’t watch the show, I can’t participate in that world, I will never watch the show, but it seems like every motherfucker is on the show…even though DRAGONS DON’T EXIST AND ARE FOR NERDY WEIRDOS…making people who buy into the story and huge production just typical followers who eat what they are told to…but then again, maybe I just haven’t joined the cult because I haven’t watched an episode and been brainwashed, I generally instinctively stay away from what everyone likes…not because I am some hipster pretending I’m so different, but because I’m an anti social with borderline personality disorder and would prefer having zero in common with anyone…especially anything with dragons… You are being marketed to fools… The point is that Emilia Clarke is lookin’ good in this shoot…and I’ll just leave it at that…instead of going into why you Game of Throne Fans are such typical basic cunts… The post Emilia Clarke in VOGUE for Game of Thrones Premiere of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life. It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers who prepare a year for the festival so they can act vip with their vip bracelets, to be part of this commercialized, money making marketing fest that targets idiots who buy into the shit… The reality is that all brands from Forever 21, to McDonalds to Target had a presence there….meaning Urban Outfitters is too BOUTIQUE for this mainstream garbage….and the only excuse to be at that commercial marketing event is if you’re getting paid by the brands who are trying to exploit the same idiot who would go to a coachella. I know it’s a very California event, where people feel pressured to participate, including all instagram models and rich guys, and some famous people, because it’s the place to be and if you’re not in the place to be, distracting yourself in the place to be, having epic and amazing times in the place to be, with other basic, commercial idiots trying to get head…and ahead or giving head to get a bed in one of the cool houses… I am not a fan of people who chose mass gatherings to listen to pop music, because it seems like a nightmare, and people who find it anything but a nightmare, are people I want nothing to do with…but would be happy to manipulate them to send me money, seeing as how easy it is to fool idiots by selling them “cool” that is actually LAME as fuck… BRAINWASHING….the fools…it’s the reason the entertainment industry exists..and here are some of those ppl paid to play Alessandra Ambrosio said “LOOK HOW SLOPPY MY OLD MOM ASS IS”…. BUT I COMPENSATE WITH FAKE TITS AND A VICTORIA’S SECRET CO – SIGN…. Bella Throne – Best Fame Whore of the Year – Cultural Appropriating 2012 Coachella and not nearly as slutty as her instagram is supposed to be… Emma Roberts celebrating her deadbeat dad’s 60th birthday getting high on shitty Coachella Music. Hailey Clauson wanted you to know she is also a plus sized model… While Hudgens said “Look I’m Finally Skinny”… And Katy Perry brought out the tight dress for her friend, tapping into her hipster roots, reminding me of a picture I have of her from before she was famous in her underwear covered in mud with KESHA from Coachella, it’s on an old computer…only now she’s a billionaire… Apparently, Paris Hilton isn’t listed as an infectious disease yet, and she’s still allowed in public… How about some model ass…her name is Josephine Skriver and she was made in a lab thanks to science… Taylor Swift may not be pregnant – but she’s scary… Taylor Swift and Rihanna hugging tonight. #Coachella2016 pic.twitter.com/609TcQYEYg — ?Darrell. (@dvrrxll) April 18, 2016 Whitney Port in a bikini as a tribute of when Coachella was cooler, back when she was on Laguna Beach or The Hills, or whatever it was called 10 years ago.. Martha Hunt, Camila Cabello, Kennedy Raye, & Serayah in what may not be Coachella but I assume is…and there are rich guys who like models outside of the frame because they don’t want their wives to know they finance Model parties for their egos with their money… Kylie Jenner…all fat and pushing McDonalds because she’s a fucking mainstream marketing vehicle with no soul…who will end up killing herself and we look forward to that… Kendall Jenner and some See Through shit..where her friends using her tell her how hot she is because they are basically on pay roll.. Miranda Kerr and Snapchat billionaire who’s social media platform dominated Coachella with custom filters for every rich person….held hands because she is in love with his money and relevance right now…because romance isn’t dead. The post Coachella Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid pulled out the tranny face..for W Korea because I guess Korean’s like tranny faces on half white girls that have been rebuilt by a plastic surgeon like Bella Hadid…or maybe they are into the bootleg sister pretending to be a model…like her sister who is also pretending to be a model because modeling doesn’t require talent, everyone can be a model when they hire the right PR team with their parent’s money and are superficial, egotistical, vapid pieces of shit. She’s garbage and these are Terry Richardson pics. The post Bella Hadid Nipple for Terry of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Crackhead Freaked Out at Popeyes Your Dog Bit My Nuts Woman VS Thief with Gun… Woman Jumps in Underwear or Naked From Fire… French Rugby Brawl Gymnastic Coach Does Weird Save Dude Escapes a Crazy Crash Street Brawl Two Old Men Whacking Each Other With Brooms The post Crackhead Walk and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bai Ling is great. She’s pushing 50 years old. She’s been in the paparazzi for the last 15 years, yet no one knows what she actually does. It’s safe to assume she’s just a rich as fuck girl from Hong Kong, living off her ridiculous Asian money, funding her existence with 100,000 dollar a month allowance, giving her all the free time in the world to paparazzi the paparazzi like some kind of stalker – convincing them to take pics of her. I am actually more interested in these LA older women, who were the INSTAGRAM models of their generation, with more of a hustle because they had to pull off stunts and get invites to the key parties to get into the media, they didn’t just need to post half naked pics shot by thirsty virgin photographers excited to get to be around half naked girls so they stage these lame photoshoots with them… These are the original drawn to Hollywood, too rich to work Hollywood BLVD, thirsty as fuck people, who didn’t need social media to make them…not that they are mad, but this shoot was for a magazine so I assume she’s finally breaking through…but probably not…but I am still a fan and always have and will be. The post Bai Ling Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s nothing like a woman like Edita Vilkeviciute in lingerie designed by H&M’s bridal collection, you know for the frugal fast fashion shopping bride to be, looking for some on trend product but not willing to pay more than 30 dollars a piece for it….you know that high end lingerie people pay 100s even 1000s of dollars for…since it’s for their fucking wedding night, the one traditional fuck that is supposed to matter in an entire relationship, even if it statistically ends with both bride and groom past out, exhausted and depressed about how uneventful a wedding is, or how much less they actual love each other knowing that they’ve peaked and there’s no where by complacency and routine ahead of them…so why invest into it, despite having spent 100,000 dollars on your fucking wedding, just go to H&M, you’re gonna get a divorce anyway… Oh right, there is something like a woman like Edita in cheap white, not so forgiving if you have you period or a leaky cunt….and that’s all her NUDE pics she’s done over the years…those are way better than this shit.. The post Edita Vilkeviciute in Lingerie for a Fast Fashion Mall Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Little Kids in Brazil Kill a Store Clerk… 70 Year Old Gets Suckerpunched by Kids.. Turkish Psychologist at the Mall… Chinese Couple Caught Cheating of the Day Cha Cha the Chimp Video Upsets Me… India TV Interview Win… Interesting Final Destination Accident in India The post 11 am in Minneapolis and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
