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Debby Ryan DUI of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You probably don’t know who Debby Ryan is, or maybe you do, because I have seen random pics of her on the pervert website and the pervert message boards that fuel pervert sites like this…. But I don’t actually know who is who on Disney unless they break through like they were Bella Thorne or Selena Gomez, because I don’t fantasize about bitches on TV as there are thousands, even millions of sluts of all ages eager to suck dick because I’m their last chance of being seen by the public… What I am saying is that my life is really pathetic, but clearly not as Pathetic as a married dad who can’t watch porn and is forced to jerk off to the shows his kid’s watch, leading to jerking off to kids his kids bring home, leading organizing pool parties to get them in bikinis,to drugging them and SUBWAY Jared-ing them. Point being, this Debby Ryan character got a DUI, not an IUD, but she probably already has one of those, so that the Disney Execs don’t accidentally knock her up…. She got busted because she got into an accident, but she didn’t get charged FELONY… She wrote some apology / her PR team wrote an apology / DISNEY doesn’t fuck around… “Over the last few days I have had the chance to think about my actions, and I wish I had used better judgement. I recognize that I am a role model and have always worked hard to set a good example for my millions of fans. I am so sorry to disappoint everyone.” She’s 22, sold by her parents to the industry and like a Lohan with no childhood, she’s trouble being legally allowed to drink…but she’s also on TV…and like most people on TV, gets paid 500 dollars a day, and with 500 dollars a day, she could probably afford a fucking UBER… She could probably invoice her TV show for the fucking UBER… When people drunk drive instead of spending what is probably 40 dollars on an UBER…is just idiotic…even if it’s got her press and in the news..giving her a bad girl, drunk girl, who makes bad decisions, which excites me stunt… Here are her slutty instagram pics…fuck she doesn’t have slutty instagram pics…that cockteasing whore. The post Debby Ryan DUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not into Hailee Steinfeld. She’s 19 and being 19 means she’s hot enough to jerk off to – based on her youth alone – but I just can’t get on board with her hustle… I’ve seen her in movies and she was uneventful, and I probably wouldn’t even cast her in my sex tape, if I had her 5 million dollar per movie rate. She’s best known for being in True Grit, so we can assume her fans liked her when she was 9. I don’t find her being a popstar interesting in a world where everyone can sing and dance like a retard…shitty music is everywhere….and it’s too easy to pull off. Especially when you’re an LA based, connected, twat people see as a potential vessel to market and sell product and tickets with…. I don’t find these pics of her anything remarkable….or even interesting yet I am putting them up…because I feel compelled to support all girls with Jewish Dads and Filipino moms, because fucking the Nanny or Housekeeper and knocking her up, is LOLZ to me. The post Hailee Steinfeld in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eliza Dushku Naked with her Dog of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eliza Dushku was an it girl who fucked and possibly married black basketball players because she I guess, like most girls, she liked her emptiness filled… She’s Boston’s own….and you probably don’t remember her, or maybe the only people who visit sites like this know exactly who she is, and are so weird they’ve even created their own pocket pussies based on what they assume her vagina looks like from bikini pics….you know the real fucking weirdos… But there was a time when Eliza Dusku was all the rage thanks to a couple of shitty, shoulda been straight to DVD movies, but was a simpler time, when the public’s expectations were low, and when teen comedies were just a pile of fucking shit…..which coincidentally is happening again…that we all ate up cuz there was nothing else to fucking eat….we had no options and she was hot… She’s moved from LA back to Boston to finish college and along with supporting Bernie Colonial Sanders, she’s taking strategic nudes for her social media and fans…because Boston doesn’t feed that LA for a decade need for attention….and that’s a good thing. The post Eliza Dushku Naked with her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Big titty, pregnant, Leonardo DiCaprio fucking when she was at her peak as an A-List Victoria’s Secret model imported from Israel, before going back to live the good life as an ex celebrity fucking model, Bar Refaeli is married and pregnant…and in being pregnant and married in the tropical and safe for the Jews Tel Aviv, she’s in a bathing suit…with her big Jewish tits, that are even bigger now that she’s hormonal… I’m glad she’s self conscious enough to cover up that fucking baby belly, no one wants to see that…except people who you shouldn’t be showing because they just want to see it for impure sexual fetish reasons… Nothing worst than pregnant girls overly proud of being pregnant wearing skimpy bikinis…because from far, when covered up, we can focus on the what matters, the milk filled tits…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bar Refaeli Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gwyneth Paltrow for SELF Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gwyneth Paltrow is perfect for SELF magazine, because this bitch is always talking about her self, she’s so fucking into herself, she’s even started a “lifestyle blog” about herself, because when you’re rich and spoiled, raised rich and connected in Hollywood….where everyone is all about themselves, it is pretty hard to not be about your self…. All these SELF and Shape magazines do the cheesiest, photoshopped, garbage shoots, so we can assume old, yet well fed and rested mom, because how could someone so into themselves not take care of themselves into their 40s, the cock and coke was more of a teens and 20s thing… I am not into Gwyneth Paltrow, I never liked her in any of her movies, except Royal Tennenbaums, which I guess is when she peaked…but these pictures from a magazine you know she talked about herself, where there are probably some ridiculous quotes that I refuse to read is up there with being pure FICTION….. As you all know, she’s the worst, but I’ll still post the sports bra… The post Gwyneth Paltrow for SELF Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christa B. Allen See Through for Instagram of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Christa B. Allen but she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important… Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support to her career… So she is “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt from back in 2009….and started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….and her career highlight is probably being on a show called REVENGE or another one called BABY DADDY….because they are actual TV shows…. TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit….her see through social media is just her “ART”…she doesn’t need followers, she’s already rich from her Screen Actors Guild pay scale of 500 dollars a day, which her 4 episodes of Baby Daddy, that account for 5 weeks of work, which works out to be 10,000 dollars for the year!! Less agency and Union fees, bringing in a COOL 7000 dollars for 2015…which paid for 2 months of life in LA…forcing her to find something else to subsidize the other 10 months of the year while living her dreams… She’s 24, not too late yet, but seeing all these actors taking the instagram model nudity to their self promotion is great to perverts like me who used to have to wait for an actor to fuck up to deliver nipples..modern times are so promising, even if social media is garbage, it ruins lives, but it still brought out inner sluts and created some lives, and for that we should give thanks. The post Christa B. Allen See Through for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez for GQ May 2016 of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a friend who goes absolutely mental, like a full blown retard in a helmet hitting rocks together in the park, while masturbating….when I make fun of Selena Gomez and her Chemotherapy…. You probably don’t know or care about this, because you’re more into looking at her breast implants, but I find this story so absurd, I write about it in every Selena Gomez post, and that is that right when you last Album dropped, because all these actors want to be singers, because there’s no money in acting, but there is money in selling out arenas…Selena Gomez announced that everyone was mean calling her fat, or breast implanted, because she was actually undergoing CHEMO….for her LUPUS… Yes, LUPUS kills, I know people with LUPUS who have died. I know people with LUPUS jacked up on steroids and not once did those people milk having LUPUS to sell records… So when Selena dropped the CHEMO bomb, pretty dramatic right, brings images of dying children, right….she was still touring, performing, hanging out with Taylor Swift, partying, all while brushing her LUSCIOUS FUCKING HAIR…. because the dose was so low she didn’t lose her hair… She lathered on the dramatics using big scary C words….to get sympathy….and now shes the most followed person on Instagram…but more importantly, she’s topless in GQ…because that’s what being an Instagram whore is all about..even when the pics are for a genuine magazine because she’s a genuine celebrity who deserves the millions of followers and not just some TILA TEQUILA level stripper brands are throwing money at, making it rain, to promote skinny teas and protein powders… All this to say, I like a weak, dying, CHEMO filled Selena Gomez and her spider veins…because it makes her running from my mouth because I want my MOUTH ALL OVER HER….and not just to taste BEIBER…that’d be homo….and HOMO despite all the press HOMOS get is not for me….but broken girls..with parents who whore them is for me.. Either way, good photoshop job GQ. Here is the video The post Selena Gomez for GQ May 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sister in a Weird BIKINI Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by admin2| Leave a comment

Vanessa Hudgens is looking good. She’s been pretty pudgy her entire career, you know like a little hairy monkey, getting the nickname Pudgens from people like me, who are so obvious in our humor, calling chubby girls my Thinspiration, and other great fat jokes I’ve been saving in my catalog since the first grade… I guess her live theater acting forces her to actually stay away from the craft services and burn all kinds of calories…because she’s on Broadway, you know a musical theater star, like some kind of faggot, who may or may not be into anal, but based on my experience is probably into anal, girls fucking love anal…. But who I do know is into nude selfies, because her lawyers have reached out to me not once but TWICE, on two different nude selfie occasions, one younger and hairier than the other, and since that happened…I’ve been a fan… She’s in Miami, owning her new body, and I’m into it….bikinis with her busty sister…is great sister fetish erotica for the day… Here are some videos: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sister in a Weird BIKINI Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan is Engaged and Bella Thorne has a Sun Burn of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that no one cares about anything Lindsay Lohan, she’s so done, expired, useless, irrelevant, still famous and people will still suck up to her, but nothing she does is of real interest, nothing even when she goes out and gets engaged no one cares, 80 percent of people just assume she’s dead….or prostituting herself to someone who thinks it’s cool that they are fucking Lindsay Lohan, knowing how many famous and rich cock that has been in her…it’s like that pussy is the whos who of the early 2000s Hollywood… I am probably one of 50 people who still care about Lohan, including her immediate family, but then again, they never cared about her…but I don’t really care to see her face that she’s mangled, at 30 or near 30 or older than 30…..it takes away from what was… So to celebrate Lohan, her engagement, I’d rather focus on a topless, recently sunburnt, snap chatting redhead who is everything Lohan wanted to be, including but not limited to 18 years old…Bella Thorne…because we’re in an era where Bella Throne’s sunburn is a bigger deal than Lohan’s engagement to some rich dude from Russia, 10 years behind on the trends… But if you’re more into expired milk, knowing it will one day turn into cheese, here’s Lohan this past weekend NIPPPLES IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS The post Lindsay Lohan is Engaged and Bella Thorne has a Sun Burn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josie Canseco Is Growing Up Nicely

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I like to rag on all these rich kids turned “models” — you know, like the Hadid sisters or any of the Baldwins . But every once in a while, one of them’s got actual talent. Like Josie Canseco here. Not only does she look great modeling those jeans a hand-bra, but I think this is probably the one time when posing topless actually improves the family name instead of hurting it.

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