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Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder what percentage of people have jerked off in the changing room of a department store to a bag of Hanes cheap undershirts….I am thinking at least one weirdo has done it….while thousands have probably used their cheap undershirt to clean off their cum after sex, not that you have sex, but it’s something normal people do…and or jerking off…something you lost jobs because you can’t get enough of it…you weird, lonely, pathetic fuck… Well now you can jerk off to Alessandra Ambrosio, a mom who peaked 10 years ago as Victoria’s Secret’s newest model, in t-shirts.. I have no idea why you would based on all your options…but I like to facilitate the weirdos… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder what percentage of people have jerked off in the changing room of a department store to a bag of Hanes cheap undershirts….I am thinking at least one weirdo has done it….while thousands have probably used their cheap undershirt to clean off their cum after sex, not that you have sex, but it’s something normal people do…and or jerking off…something you lost jobs because you can’t get enough of it…you weird, lonely, pathetic fuck… Well now you can jerk off to Alessandra Ambrosio, a mom who peaked 10 years ago as Victoria’s Secret’s newest model, in t-shirts.. I have no idea why you would based on all your options…but I like to facilitate the weirdos… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anne Hathaway Ready to Drop Porn of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The first time I saw ready to drop porn was…disgusting…It made me terrified of mom pussy… But then about 20 years ago, I was drunk, alone, depressed that I had no women willing to make me babies because I repulsed them. My love life a series of prostitutes and crazy girls…always leaving me high and dry….where I walked into a grocery store and saw a dad buying his kid a chocolate bar or something and I felt empty…turns out…I was just hungover because I am always empty and this would inspire or make things better via being disgusting but felt inspired to watch pregnancy videos or birthing videos on youtube…just because I wanted to see the loop hole … loop hole…literally…to getting pussy on video on youtube… I ended up doing a yearly series of birthing videos EVERY LABOR DAY to remind myself how gross birthing is…because it is gross…but not as gross as when it is Anne Hathway’s birthing video…because she’s a famous Oscar winner…and by default hated…but she probably won’t release them – this is as close as it gets…and it’s as disgusting… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anne Hathaway Ready to Drop Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Skinny Ass Morning Twerk of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus skinny ass twerk for social media, is a lot of awkward, not so erotic, very “little boy” like which I guess is what people who go to Thailand for vacation like… But she does it with such conviction, like she doen’t give a fuck about humilating herself because she’s such a coddled ego, that her face is straight, she’s not joking, this is like some crumping in the hood, but so vanilla.. She’s been rumored to have gone the “house wife route” with her fiance, but she just posted this and I believe she’s got a lot more vagina flashing left in her, both before and after her pregnancy, which is fun so that we can compare the before and after… The post Miley Cyrus Skinny Ass Morning Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caitlyn Jenner Playing with Sex Toys of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some weird product placement…featuring Caitlyn Jenner being introduced to a vibrator like he’s never been in a situation where he’s filled his ass up with random household objects – remninding him of the Locker Room days while fantasizing about being a woman.. There is no way Kris Jenner didn’t fuck him up the ass their entire fucking marriage, leading to abuse that turned him into a fucking woman… After posting VIDEO OF A POST OP MASTURBATING , I don’t even find humor in Caitlyn pretending to learn about female masturbation…for the sake of her show and an ad this sex toy company paid for…because what better place to advertise than with some tranny porn fantasies to the 1 person who has a Caitlyn Jenner tranny porn fantasy…that you know exists but don’t want to find out is your relative. I am just blown away that this kind of television exists…the end of TV..clearly happening…here’s the proof… The post Caitlyn Jenner Playing with Sex Toys of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sitcom star Alison Brie….in a show I’ve never seen, but that apparently everyone has seen, making her a huge fucking star… I’ve done posts on her before, including brilliant analysis of her as a talent, as an actress, as an inspiration to us all…like: “She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”… Unfortunately, her last name is actually Schermerhorn. Sexy how it rolls off the tongue…either way still brilliant at least in terms of explaining why I have never been offered a job writing a sitcom of my own, because that kind of joke is garbage…but you can see a bunch of her tits, the tits I was referencing in THIS POST …. Tits…that she’s not showing off in this photoshoot, which would be weird The post Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Comeback for V Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton has been working out…so I guess it was a good opportunity for her to release all her hard work, while reaffirming to her fans that she’s still got her tits, because she knows as well as we all know, that her tits are all that fucking matter when it comes to Kate Upton…. The amazing thing in her is that at 23 years old, she’s been able to accomplish so much as a fat sloppy chick, that people believed was hot and amazing, all because they were told she was as they were stuffed with her tits in their face… This shoot is “Housewife”…which makes sense, because she’s built like a 45 year old mom on her way to pick-up the kids at the school dance…she’s got a GUNT and all…I thought only menopausal women got that… Either way, keep up the good work superstar I’ll never understand… The post Kate Upton’s Comeback for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Looking Down Hilary Duff’s Shirt of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff wants you to see that she’s got tits, you know tits that balance out her thick, fit, cross fit looking body, which isn’t really a good thing, it’s a thick thing, that would be hard to take down in a wrestle, or drag into a back alley after roofies set in….which isn’t something I endorse, but is something that you’d need to get within 10 feet of this girl, she’s famous and doesn’t congregate with your type…but she does do whatever she can for you to stay engaged in whatever it is she’s marketing….which includes, but isn’t limited to…letting you look down her shirt…so considerate of her…right.. The post Looking Down Hilary Duff’s Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to think she wears this bathing suit, that I am going to assume by the “fashionable” zipper on the front, is actually not state issued LA County bathing suit uniform, but rather Hollywood using some vapid cunt with a good body Leo pretended to fuck to get people to the movies… Speaking of Vapid Cunt, I like the pussy definition in the top picture, it looks like there is a pillow I want to lay my head / mouth on…. But since she’s always in the same thing, I’m going to just imagine, it’s the same bathing suit day after day, so that it really smells like it should, even though they probably have budget for hundreds of the same suit, all of which I’d volunteer to hand wash…with my mouth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Garner’s Muslim Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I went to a beach a few years ago, all excited to see hot young girls in bikinis, which for a Canadian who never sees girls in bikinis, except in stupid photoshoots, because despite being immune or desensitized to girls in bikinis, I still like seeing girls in bikinis…. Turned out that a bunch of Muslim women turned up, and were swimming in full clothing…far less revealing than girls in bikinis…but far more erotic when you factor in how repressed and mysterious they are…. Here’s Jennifer Garner doing her best impression of that, far less hot, with her old mom face and bad ass…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Garner’s Muslim Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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