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Kelly Rohrbach for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach is the Sports Illustrated model, who is solidifying her bikini modeling, by being featured in Harper’s Bazaar in bikini pics… These looks like some instagram outtakes, or maybe some spillover from the SI shoot just run through a filter because bikini pics are all the fucking same…and instagram models can recreate the “art” behind a pro shoot with their fucking iphones… I guess her team wants you to know she looks good in bikinis, and her team is probably made up or at least run by Leonardo DiCaprio, because for a while she played his girlfriend, something I think is just part of his modeling agency he likely owns, because when they are rumored to fuck him – he looks like they Playboy….instead of a homo…and more importantly…they get booked on bigger gigs like Kelly Rohrbach – who landed the roll of Pam Anderson in the Baywatch movie…which could really be the best entry point into being the hot chick in movies…the breakout performance…and all it took was Leo cock…or the lacy thereof…but the illusion of Leo cock.. She was also working out on the beach – and people are pretty pumped about it…because staged paparazzi pics are everything… The post Kelly Rohrbach for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Bra and Panty Dance of the Day

I guess Britney’s handlers are in the mood to release a new video, the time has come to replenish the funds, and what better way than the only way they know how, throw her into her underwear to dance around like the soulless monkey they’ve turned her into… I was always weirded out by parents who throw their kids into generating revenue for the family, exploit one for the benefit of many but it happens all the time at strip clubs, whore houses and porn, the kids are the answer to the parent’s dream. I’d almost feel bad for Britney but she obviously doesn’t know what’s going on thanks to the meds and she’s been at this since she was a kid…so why the fuck not keep it going… But I don’t feel bad for anyone, I just stare at them in their underwear… The post Britney Spears Bra and Panty Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Aldridge Does LUI of the Day

The photographer is David Bellemere, the magazine, is a repurposed porn magazine from france that they’ve decided to turn into a sexy and naked fashion magazine. To date, they’ve had countless top models and Rita Ora naked…. For some reason, LILY ALDRIDGE, the LA Socialite turned Band Groupie, Turned Tampon Model, Turned Victoria’s Secret model – is not naked in this shit. Maybe she’s figured out that getting naked is so basic, and leaving something to the imagination is respectable and hot… Maybe she’s not confident in her naked body, and why put it out there for free, I mean she is a Victoria’s Secret model…right… Maybe it doesn’t matter. Just another rich kid getting aheard…while you’re stuck on the treadmill hell that is your life… But why isn’t she naked in a naked magazine… The post Lily Aldridge Does LUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dylan Penn’s Big Tits Kiss a Girl of the Day

Some dude on reddit – posted this pictures of Dylan Penn, who you may know as the vagina that Sean Penn made with some bitch named Robin Wright, over 18 years ago, so it’s ok to jerk off to her big tits. This is the story; …she starts making out with her (girl) friend for about 10 minutes straight. Literally the entire patio stops whatever they were doing and starts watching/ taking pictures/ freaking out in general! I guess girl on girl making out in a bar for attention can still tap into the pervert primate needs of dudes everywhere getting them frat boy excited as they cheer them on…you see I remember those days…I just assumed people have moved on – with the whole porn being readily available thing… Being a Penn isn’t so bad… The post Dylan Penn’s Big Tits Kiss a Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paz de la Huerta Gets Slammed by a Car of the DAy

Paz De La Heurta is some broken down hipster actress who I love mainly because she looks like she smells like Piss… She’s a 31 year old from Boardwalk Empire who’s been topless / naked countless times, and who after being killed off by Boardwalk Empire – fell into some drug and booze soaked weirdness where she looked pretty fucking wrecked to the normal person, maybe even broken and destroyed to the normal person, but to me…she was erotic because all the street hookers, even the best street hookers, kind looked like she did, and it spoke to my soul.. Well, she is suing a production company for 55 million dollars…after being run over by an ambulance on set…is that Irony? You never can be too sure, but it seems to be….and seeing a bitch slammed by a car…is just too insane to not post.. The post Paz de la Huerta Gets Slammed by a Car of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff’s Jean Shorts of the Day

Recently divorced Hilary Duff has taken on a new hobby of seeing just how strong her jean shorts are before they fucking explode under her cross-fit looking thighs, the kind that can crush watermelons, as easily as they can handle a whole hockey team ramming the fuck into her after the game – to build morale, something that likely won’t happen anymore with the whole divorce thing, but at least he was nice enough to knock the bitch up, pushing her sex ten steps back in sex appeal, that’s why bitches normally do this in their mid 30s. Not their early 20s…you know throw in the towel when it is time to throw in the fucking towel… The good news for her is her fans are pretty fucking relentless. They aren’t going anywhere, bring the thick legs, bitch could be GILBERT GRAPE MOM level of thick, an they’d sign up to feed her and wipe her ass….and I guess that’s what real sex appeal is.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff’s Jean Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Old Lady Nipples of the Day

I Will never understand the appeal with Goldie Hawn’s daughter, especially since she’s become famous, because I remember reading an Architectural Digest in the 90s, because I was sophisticated back then and she was 18 and not famous yet, you know just in the early stages of riding her mom’s coattails to have a career and perpetuate the life her mom sucked so many dicks for….and I thought she was hot…I admit an 18 year old Kate Hudson in an era where we didn’t know better was hot… But then she got pregnant and banged out everyone in LA, leading to some people like Owen Wilson attempting suicide…all while maintaining the same role in different movies…boring as fuck…even when her braless nipples on her flat mom chest are hard…but that’s probably because she’s old news.. But like Grandma always said…they are still hard nipples. The post Kate Hudson Old Lady Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s Nipples for her New Song of the Day

Yeah… Who cares.. I know… We’ve seen her nipples, the song is shit, girls everywhere celebrate her, people eveyrwhere celebrate her and her slutty exhibitionist money making ways…because that’s what pop music is…smut… I guess this has more substance because there’s a white Jewish Canadian with girls shaking their asses in it for Toronto… The post Rihanna’s Nipples for her New Song of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maya Stepper is the Naked Instagram Model of the Day

ALL THESE INSTAGRAM MODELS ARE THE FUCKING SAME… Seriously, I’m so bored of “shoots for the sake of shoots”…and “model for the sake of being models”…they are all the fucking same….any average at best, or hot at worst like this Maya chick, are all doing the same things…these staged bullshit “editoria” shoots that all look the fucking same, are styled the fucking same, seem cheesy as fuck the fucking same, but that also have nipple in them – because toplessness get the shoots more reach… I mean I don’t care what stylized hipster inspired catalog shit is being put out there, when I get to see everyone naked, it cancels out the garbage factor…but that doesn’t mean it’s not garbage. The post Maya Stepper is the Naked Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naomi Watts in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Naomi Watts was in Mexico a couple of days ago with her army of Liev Schrieber kids….and the most fascinating thing about her is that she’s 47 years old…and a mom of a bunch of fucking kids… More interesting than her dad being the Pink Floyd tour manager who is on the Dark Side of the Moon record….or that she actually strugged and only really broke out in Hollywood in 2002 thanks to Mulholland Drive and David Lynch, when she was 32, giving all you turning 30 years old girls some hope that maybe your life isn’t over, even though it is probably over, hope, and that hope shouldn’t be that at 50 you’ll be a famous actress, but rather that you’re body will look this good, that sure could be because she’s a famous actress and it is her duty, but maybe, just maybe she’s better than average people…with average lives and she fucking looks it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Naomi Watts in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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