I’ve seen Charli XCX perform, it was accidental uneventful, I don’t even remember where it was or why I saw it and she wasn’t very impressive at all, not even her tits could save the hack of a performer she was…but the good news for her and I guess for us is that no one actually cares about music or art or any of that “substance” stuff that people used to be celebrated for, you know “talent”…what people care about is a girl being as slutty as possible, as naked or slutty dressed as possible attending all the relevant events like she matters – so the paparazzi take pics of her…so tits can save…and this is the proof…even though I’m more into looking at her fat ass..because showing tits is so obvious when her whole campaign is based around tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charli XCX Butt SHot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora Caught Checking Out Zendaya And Odell’s Date Night Stars are just regular people. Case in point — when they hear a semi-shocking dating rumor, just like us they want to see what’s up. After Zendaya and Odell Beckham, Jr. were caught by cameras looking a little cozier than friends at a Grammy afterparty, rumors began to swirl that the dancing wide receiver and the Disney star were starting a new relationship on the low. And just like anyone else, Rita Ora was curious to see what was up with these two: She was caught peeping a pic of the duo all hugged up on the red carpet… And needed a second set of eyes on the photo to assess the situation: We wonder how that convo went. Whatever was said it definitely appeared to end in laughter for everyone… SplashNews
Britney Spears is looking for a hot nerd, who is also a really hot guy, with a real big penis. I figure that I’d put this out there, but I am sure it’s more like dealing with a woman with dementia at the old folks home, so medicated, confused and all kinds of crazy that she doesn’t realize what the fuck she’s saying. I am just hoping her next episode involves her stripping down and sticking things in her vagina and ass screaming bloody murder…. You know, she’s had one small scale episode before – we need more, with more mom pussy lip in it… I think this is a preview of what that could be, but her team of handlers would never allow the actual fun, pervert Britney out, they need that money she makes them…and that’s the saddest thing of all in her Britney Spears story. The post Britney Spears wants a Hot Nerd with a Big Penis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift is garbage. I don’t care how many bullshit GRAMMY awards she gets. I don’t care about how many HIT pop songs she produces. I don’t care about how many fans or how much money she makes a year. She’s not an icon or example to follow for girls anywhere…she’s some loose in the hips, slut who re-packages her hook-ups and love stories because she’s figured out how to take her average, tall and awkward and make it relateable… She’s uninteresting, even in her thick high waisted SPANX hiding her pregnancy with CALVIN HARRIS, or possibly any random dude that’s near her, a PREGNANCY we can assume she’ll keep because she’s already had ONE TOO MANY abortions…a PREGNANCY she’ll just tie into some bullshit story-line because it’s marketable to her all American JESUS loving fans… Even worst, TAYLOR SWIFT has trademarked her names, and her TEAM sends takedown notices to media outlets writing about TAYLOR SWIFT(tm) as it is a brand and no one can talk negatively about a fucking brand….. Money on a legal team that could go into PAYING FOR GIRLS SHE PRETENDS TO CARE ABOUT TO GET EDUCATED….with 100,000,000 dollars a year, bitch who claims to support women because it sounds good, could open fucking schools for them like Oprah… FUCK her lies I hate this cunt….she is the fucking worst pile of shit in existence of contrived bullshit….and just because people buy into her nonsonse….doesn’t mean she’s good….and doesn’t mean doesn’t rape our ears and souls…. Insufferable…is the best way to describe her… TO SEE EVERYTHING GRAMMY – BECAUSE I HATE THE GRAMMYS AND I DON’T WANT TO WRITE MORE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER BULLSHIT CONTRIVED SPEECH DIRECTED AT KANYE BECAUSE HE DID MAKE HER FAMOUS BUT SHE CAN’T GIVE ANYONE CREDIT – WATCH. TO SEE LADY GAG WHO GOT A DAVID BOWIE TATTOO TO SLAUGHTER AND DESECRATE HIS IMAGE – ALSO DESECRATED HIS MUSIC AND MEMORY IN A WEIRD IMPERSONATION WORTHY OF SOME OFF THE VEGAS STRIP LOVE… TO SEE OTHER CUNTS WHO WERE THERE LIKE: Bella Hadid, Alessandra Ambrosio, Demi Lovato, Kaley Cuoco, ARIANA GRANDE, SELENA GOMEZ, Fergie OLD METH NECK, Jojo Jo, Ciara, ANNA KENDRICK MOUTH, Hailee Steinfeld, TO SEE EVERYTHING GRAMMY – BECAUSE I HATE THE GRAMMYS AND I DON’T WANT TO WRITE MORE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s “Panty” Flash and the Grammys of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Jessica Simpson is feeling sexy, because she’s posing like some instagram whore who also works as a stripper since being a cam girl is too risky for her personal brand you know seeing as people can record webcam shows and all that…all rocking some daisy dukes shirts and a bikini bra for her big old mom tits, looking far less fat than she was at her fattest and far older than she was at her hottest, but still Jessica Simpson in a bikini top…. The post Jessica Simpson Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like to drink…and I like most people around me to like to drink. I once knew a guy who never drank, because he liked the idea of being under control, I guess because he was so fucking uptight he feared what he would do out of control, in what was a very uncomfortable time going out with him as his judgmental eyes stared at me creepily while I had all the fun…you know some American Psycho shit…all weird, awkward, freaky…even psychotic from never having a good time, or getting laid…since sex and booze are best friends, unless you’re a feminist leader in this RAPE CULTURE movement…where you’d tell a different story…rape is bad. So unless you’ve been arrested for being drunk, or you’ve really ruined your life and almost died because of being drunk, you have no right to not get drunk… Win hen I came across this RUM BLENDER concept of blending your own RUM…customized booze is far better than the swill I would drink when I couldn’t afford to drink anything but swill…Luxury…you mean there’s actual choice in alcohol beyond “anything cheap that won’t make me go blind…”… Either way, I was so blown away that I had gift my friend in Australia with a bottle…Australia has hot girls…who like to drink…and I guess he gifted me with these pics of some back in the sand with the gift…yes I buy people gifts….when they bring me gifts via stepGIRLS in bathing suits looking good… Girl, Booze, Beach, Bathing Suit, Tits, Body, Sand….just don’t drink and swim motherfuckers, drowning while drunk is a fail… GET YOUR RUM BLENDER BLEND YOUR RUM BLENDER LIVE YOUR RUM BLENDER CHECK IT OUT The post stepGIRLS Like their Drinking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Graham is the fat girl that SI is using to appear politically correct in an era of social justice warriors who have groups and pages on Facebook and who can collectively target, boycott, ban and write worded emails to the advertisers and the execs at the magazines, basically annoying the fuck out of everyone… So just throw a fat pig of a bitch who represents zero Athletic, unless you think failing at a pilates class once, or walking on the treadmill to justify pigging out on cake is a fitness. And everyone will be ok with the 1000s of pics of hot bodied whores half naked inside the magazine…clever fucks…and while they’re at it, just make sure there’s at least one nipple shot of the pig, so you know she’s not as sloppy a cow as you’d think and that she actually has perkier, full, rounded big tits…like a fat girl…but not like a sloppy fat girl… Maybe she is everything you ever wanted and not just for black and hispanic men who love this big girl shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE The post Ashely Graham See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! An interview with living porn legend Briana Banks Fleshbot Rihanna braless in a totally see-through dress Taxi Driver Movie Selena Gomez braless in a sweater The Nip Slip Mia Gruenwald and Laura Hagested topless in Interview Germany Drunken Stepfather Dalia Elliott wet in a sheer top with nothing underneath Egotastic All Stars Sarah Turner is a busty secretary Boobie Blog Georgina Howard lingerie cheeks and peeks Last Men on Earth See a legitimately great movie on the big screen in February Double Viking Rhian Sugden topless on Instagram Steakwood … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! An interview with living porn legend Briana Banks Fleshbot Rihanna braless in a totally see-through dress Taxi Driver Movie Selena Gomez braless in a sweater The Nip Slip Mia Gruenwald and Laura Hagested topless in Interview Germany Drunken Stepfather Dalia Elliott wet in a sheer top with nothing underneath Egotastic All Stars Sarah Turner is a busty secretary Boobie Blog Georgina Howard lingerie cheeks and peeks Last Men on Earth See a legitimately great movie on the big screen in February Double Viking Rhian Sugden topless on Instagram Steakwood … read more
I think we should take a minute to give Sara Jean Underwood some credit – where credit is deserved…. You see, we know that instagram is a place where pretty much every girl with an instagram is using it as a platform to post sleazy pics of themselves…but we have to remember there was an evolution to this. There was a time when only the real strippers and bar maids, before bottle service girls even existed, would use Myspace to post cheesy half naked shoots…but the average girl would debate or even be reprimanded by family for posting anything remotely sexual… They worried about “career as politicians” or “professionals” or whatever… While this Sara Jean Underwood – was like – I want to do Playboy, I’m hot, I’m 18, fuck school, let’s get fucking naked… She knew the dream, the fame, the possible fortune all for getting naked was the fucking answer and didn’t worry about what anyone thought… She went onto fuck Seacrest up the ass for a while, TV host for the nerds, but now…now she’s on instagram in what some could see as “doing what the insta whores are doing”….but for the old timers like me…she’s doing what’s always been hers to do… The post Sara Jean Underwood Has Figured Out Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
