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Xenia Deli Eats Herself Out of the Day

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Xenia Deli been around for a while, but I saw her big break while getting a lap dance at a strip club a few weeks ago, when their background video wasn’t the usual porn, but rather music videos set to the song they were playing…and Xenia Deli’s song happened to be one of Bieber’s songs….and she’s pretty much fucking him in video, which would make it safe to assume she’s fucked him in life…and when you’re some immigrant model naked after a place where meat runs rampant…in what could be your big break piggy backing on the massive pop star…you do what you gotta… You see, she’s from a place where hotter women then her are sold and traded for less than she makes an hour, making her a bit more grateful in her life, being the different kind of prostitute, the better kind of prostitute…who does it on her own terms because she is considered a model…which to rich guys, is interchangeable..and when it looks like this, it should make you want to be a rich dude…. The post Xenia Deli Eats Herself Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some dude was ripping into me on twitter yesterday because he finds me a pussy bitch who writes pussy bitch commentary about girls like a pussy bitch….or something equally well thought out… He was really mad, despite claiming to not know who Bella Thorne was, that I call her 40 years old, every single time I post about her….like a bad joke I keep killing over and over again…despite how he doesn’t read the site, because I am a pussy bitch of the internet…. The reality of it, is that Bella Thorne probably isn’t 40 years old, but I keep telling the same story about her being 40 years old, because I only have so much to say about a vapid little self absorbed girl in the entertainment industry…that bros and frat boys and dads are into because they are perverts or are forced to know..because she’s the hot pussy in the shitty shows their kids make them watch… I mean this girl posts compromising selfies on the regular..more often than actual substance…so the repeating the same story – comes hand in hand – with her repeating the same marketing tactics…and really, I am not a comedy writer, trying to be funny, but rather an angry pervert who thinks telling the same joke over and over becomes awkward and thus hilarious over time… You just gotta let it simmer, while Bella Thorne simmers her pale skin in the sun, on vacation because life is rough for a 40 year old pretending to be an 18 year old…because pervert dudes buy into the lie…because they want to believe it’s real… Now when someone takes that premise and makes a Judd Apatow movie – 40 year old stage mom can’t handle her daughters being hipster anti-stage kids, so she takes it upon herself to get BOTOX and make it happen Or maybe it’ll be the next Elizabeth Smart Pitch Perfect franchise… Either way, I won’t get credit or paid for it.. All while Bella Thorne will continue to to self promote herself aggressively, maybe even getting the part, thanks to the perverts…because the perverts will continue to buy into it….keep her going…and well…believe the lie… The post Bella Thorne’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Game Breaks Internet with GIGANTIC Penis Pic for V-Day

Posted on February 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Valentine’s Day, The Game is keeping romance alive by sharing another photo of his monster schlong to Instagram. (Scroll down for full version.) It’s not the first time the rapper has made the ladies gawk and the men squirm with a pic of his massive man meat , but this time, he also sends a holiday-inspired public service announcement: Gentlemen, treat your ladies right this V-day.   While most men can’t quite gift their ladies with a 25-pound salami, The Game tells the men folk what they can do through a series of 30 hashtags, ranging from the raunchy to the romantic. Here are just a handful: #ValentinesDayWeekendSpecial #WhatIsHeDoingForYou #DoesHeTakeCareOfYourKids #SheDeservesFlowersEveryday #SoMakeHerLookLikeSheGotTheSameStylistAsAKardashian #EatHerP**syLikeSheMadeJesusTheLastSupper #RunHerBathsUntilTheWaterIsWarmAsAMiamiMorningInTheSpring #TreatThatWomanLikeBarackTreatsMichelle #YouHad364DaysToPrepareForSundayBihhhh #MakeThatWomanHappy I mean, WOW. Thanks, The Game! Definitely prefer this over being called a “bitch” by Kanye. But as far as that jaw-dropping photo of The Game’s ballistic missile, well, you can peep it here: You can thank us with Facebook likes and Twitter retweets for grabbing this pic before the Instagram cops take it down, as they have in the past with The Game’s previous manaconda shots. The thing is, he’s technically not violating the social media platform’s no-nudity policy, because said snake is fully clothed in a pair of boxer briefs. They may be skin tight, but so is everything Kylie Jenner wears. I say, if we can see Blac Chyna’s asscheeks and a quarter of  Khloe Kardashian’s nipple , audiences should be more than able to handle an outline of The Game’s ample package. Visually speaking, that is. In bed, now that’s an ENTIRELY different story.   View Slideshow: 18 Stars with Especially Big Penises

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Naomi Campbell in Men’s Underwear with A$AP Rocky for POP Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to have a friend who was obsessed with girls in men’s underwear, I mean to make it creepier, it was actually girls in little boy underwear, we’re talking the tighty whitie bullshit with the penis hole…it was in the late 90s, an era where the thong would blow a motherfucker away…and dude would get these girls to change out of the revealing panties and put on the little kid panties…I found it uncomfortable but not as uncomfortable as the day he told me about how he got dumped by his girlfriend and he went to a gay bar and had 3 dudes fuck the shit out of him…also weird to talk about in the 90s….clearly dude was molested as a child…but everytime I see a girl in men’s underwear I think of him, even when it’s Naomi Campbell, the blacker than night, momma Africa model who has been one of the biggest pretentious cunts throughout the years, fitting seeing as she’s a fashion model, which is one of the most pretentious jobs that is hardly even a job, when she’s not out fucking Russian Billionaires…I know, this isn’t exciting…but she is simulating black sex because black lives matter with ASAP Rocky. The post Naomi Campbell in Men’s Underwear with A$AP Rocky for POP Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 2.12.16

Posted on February 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Sorry everyone, you didn’t see a boob on that one episode of Seinfeld Fleshbot Christina Milian braless pokies on the set of Grandfathered  Taxi Driver Movie Ellie Goudling in a see-through bra  The Nip Slip Anna Herrin topless in Treats!  Drunken Stepfather Helga Lovekaty knits in the nude  Egotastic All Stars Busty Amity Adams masturbating  Boobie Blog Ashley Graham gives us a top down peek  Last Men on Earth The Top 5 Doomed Couples in Modern Cinema  Double Viking Ava Sambora is good at social media  Steakwood … read more

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Hilary Duff’s Nipples Leave Maui of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vacation is over for Hilary Duff, she’s back on set for some TV show you’ve probably never seen or heard of because who the fuck cares about Hilary Duff…or her excitement over a mini van, because it’s not a G Wagon Benz…. This is me…. Driving a mini van ???????????????? A photo posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Feb 10, 2016 at 6:55pm PST So I figure we should end the vacation, the right way, with hard Hilary Duff nipples, while covering her thick, muscular mom body… I may not be a Hilary Duff fan, as Hilary Duff fans are weird creeps who have been watching her every move the last two decades..but she doesn’t offend me, even though if there was a checklist of things that offend me, she’d be on the offensive side of things…but luckily I just don’t care and post bikini pics of anything that comes along…it’s a very pathetic life that I live… The post Hilary Duff’s Nipples Leave Maui of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Can Do It thanks to Kim K’s Tits of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner was dressed like the lesbian in the wartime “We Can Do It” campaign – featuring Geraldine Doyle – who only worked in a factory for a few weeks…because she could do it, but was more into quitting doing it to marry a dentist and have 6 kids…. The “We Can Do It” poster was designed to encourage laborers to not strike, but in the roaring 80s…it was brought back as a Feminist image for equal rights for women in the workplace…. In 2015…they have taken that imagery of “woman power”, even if it wasn’t intended as a Women’s Power campaign in the 40s when it happened, and pretty much shit on the memory and purpose of the 75 year old image, by having some vapid rich kid who has never worked a day in her life because her sister got fucked by a black dude on camera and her rich family was able to leverage that into a trainwreck with great ratings…who has only taught the young women of tomorrow that being a vapid cunt is fun, especially when you go to the cool parties and drive a Range Rover or G Wagon or Rolls Royce….and that all you have to do is pander to men using your sexuality or even fuck them on camera and the good life filled with NOT ACTUALLY working can be yours….people will just pay you to live because “we can do it”…. The plight of the feminsits of the 60s had this vision in mind when they fought their fight….they said – fuck equal pay, let’s make sluts famous for acting slutty and having no soul, no substance or values… The whore thing is offensive..SCAB,. Instead of doing a separate post on the source of all this evil, or at least the first of the daughters to take the hooker mother’s lead and tyrant rich bitch values, to create a clan of “real life soap opera basic america love”…shit…Kim Kardashian in a bra – with a hard nipple because she wants to be remembered… The post Kendall Jenner Can Do It thanks to Kim K’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst Tooth of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time when Kirsten Dunst was a huge fucking deal…it was close to 20 years ago now…meaning she’s been through a lot… From being a hot hot actress with a skinny frame and big tits that dudes everywhere wanted to fuck… To being old and tired news…washed up and shat out by the entertainment industry by 30….. To being admitted to rehab at least once… All while never being to an orthodontist… That’s not to say I don’t think her scraggle snaggle tooth is lovely, endearing, cute, beautiful, amazing….or that it doesn’t feel like home, a familiar friend I once jerked off to… It’s just to say Hollywood is usually way more vain than this and you’d assume they would have forced her to change what has become what she is known for, a tooth, which says a lot about her career…that I guess is barely eventful…but that happened…I’ve got the DVDs somewhere to prove it. Here she is spread legged…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kirsten Dunst Tooth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re built like a linebacker, don’t let your massive fat girl tits get in the way of your dreams of being the football player you were destined to be, and grab that football and throw it as hard and as far as you can, which in your case is really far, due to the weight you can put into it…. I am not sure if Kate Upton still does Sports Illustrated, but I assume she’s over it, and this is how you “throw in the towel” in a sporty way…throwing in the football…partially because those days are done, she doesn’t need to be in a bikini for anyone but her immediate family and black guys who love her thickness…. People thought they Replaced her with skinny big tits Charlotte McKinney, who just posted this naked pic of herself to say “Look I have tits”… But the real girl they replaced her with some other fat chick, body positive fat chick, who is still a fat chick, named Ashley Graham and really may even be as fat as Kate Upton and weigh less than Kate Upton, named Ashely Graham who we can all collective find disgusting if we had standards and who we can all see as the “jumping” on a trend by Sports Illustrated hoping they stay relevant..or at least get press…even though no man anywhere wants to see this, not even BBW fetishists…. So these fat girl models are for other fat chick who are in the media not dudes…who you’d assume Sports Illustrated is trying to sell subscriptions to….WEIRD. The post Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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In Bed With Caitlin Jenner Porn of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is something terribly disturbing about Bruce Jenner lying in bed in drag, drinking his drink, in what seems like he’s either drunk or medicated, while his daughter films him….making it seem as though he may just be an unstable housewife who medicates her sadness while sitting on her pile of money….that’s why she kills people in car accidents… This family is dark, soulless, fucked up and twisted…but brands love to hire them…so I guess they matter… Maybe he’s just dealing with his period cramps or is it menopause…either way…there’s mental disorders going on here…and I am sure it will fuck up his girls – who are already so fucked up – leading to what may actually be an interesting storyline… The post In Bed With Caitlin Jenner Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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