Here’s a robotic Irina Shayk, who was rumored to being dumped by Brad Cooper last week, only to be a story that made no fucking sense, because there is no way this robotic soulless woman, would throw away that kind of opportunity, you know to carry his baby and allow her to monetize while continuing the good life she deserves because she’s so fucking hot, like so many Russians…some of whom you can buy, while others have already been sold off…like this one… I don’t know what this fitness pose is – but it’s magic. She’s my favorite. The post Irina Shayk’s Creepy Workout Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like Anna Herrin…she’s some LA catalog model….who does a lot of eCommerce shit…getting half naked isn’t enough to differentiate yourself from all the other hot chicks on instagram with great bodies who don’t fucking matter but who are doing the exact same thing as you…. So get naked with the Treats! Magazine crew of Rich LA guys, who helped create Emily Ratajkowski, but who have not really caused any real impact since, cuz everyone is caught up in themselves with their own willingness to get naked…I am talking everyone who is decent looking at best is willing to try to be a model…once they figure out their angles. I come from an era where models were pulled out of grocery stores, bus stops, the farm and didn’t know their tall lanky and insecure look was marketable…where the fame built up organically as their careers ramped up …when famewhore sluts didn’t have a vehicle like instagram to ended up in porn and Playboy…or nude for rich guys…and in magazines…..but more interestingly…when famewhore sluts didn’t feel like they deserved or that they were already famous, before doing anything to justify or warrant that… We live in a weird era of kids who can’t fail in school, it’s not inclusive…that lacks any edge….and here are some nudes by Benn Watts is a iconic Victoria’s Secret photographer from Australia, who has been doing this photo thing for a long time and his pics are always great. VIA TREATS The post Anna Herrin by Ben Watts for TREATS! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Non-nude Playboy is real and it’s here Fleshbot Ashley James’ huge boobs in see-through little black dress Taxi Driver Movie Joanna Krupa is still smoking hot Drunken Stepfather Kayslee Collins topless in leather panties Egotastic All Stars Busty Yara sunbathes in the nude Boobie Blog Melissa Bolona pokies in a red leather dress The Nip Slip Jaimie Alexander oiled up hotness Last Men on Earth The Top 5 protagonists from Coen Brothers movies Double Viking R.I.P. Queen of Snapchat Steakwood
Amanda Murphy is a model who I follow…along with 5000 other models…because I am all about these girls fighting for fame and fortune by posting half naked pics on social media because more often than not the top 10 percent of them actually get work and can very easily live off their instagram through either a career of their own or a rich guy…or BOTH… Point being, she’s from Chicago. She horseback rides and I guess you’d be happy for her to ride you with those strong legs but it won’t happen…unless this modeling thing doesn’t work out for her and she has to fall back on her RADIOLOGY TECH profession she’s chose…and you happen to stake out the hospital she works out and break a limb in hopes that she’d fall for you – when she’s more the kid who goes for the doctors…not that she’ll ever work as a RADIOLOGY TECH….because these girls are all the same…especially when they are featured in VOGUE and now Stella McCartney underwear… She’s not famous yet, but she’s lovely…and will probably end up dating a famous dude… The post Amanda Murphy in Lingerie for Stella McCartney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a new feature I call posting a few pictures of idiots I don’t care about, even though I did love Heather Graham’s tits and pussy hair in Boogie Nights because I love big natural tits and pussy hair, something that I am glad the younger, lazy, feminist girls are into showing me, because it makes my sexting on Tinder far more rewarding in a world where I’ve spent the last 10 years dealing with baby bald pussy – thanks to Bros and Kardashians enforce it…when I just want bigger, thicker, pillow in a panty bush…I actually got in a fight with a feminist about her bush just the other day, she ended up blocking me, because I guess she felt like I was mocking her with my excitement of her hairiness, even though I was excited by her hairiness… I digress…this feature will be a one off, and it’s an interactive, leave a comment, but you won’t since NO ONE Is out there… What do you like better Heather Graham Old and in a Tight Purple Outfit Jogging on set…or Karina Smirnoff, not quite as good as the low quality Vodka, but some Dancing With the Stars chick…legitimately doing the cheesiest car wash ever, even though she’s rich and probably doesn’t even take her own tampons out of her vile dancing pussy….yet all of a sudden the girl with three full time cleaning ladies is washing a fucking car in short shorts… To see the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE OR: Karina Smirnoff Washing Cars TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Verdict – they are both winners….because they aren’t street hookers The post Who Won for Best The Paparazzi Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus is a fascinating talent. She is so authentic in everything she does. She is a revolutionary…an artist…and future generations look onto her like we look at the great philosophers of the Roman Empire….because by that time, the damage she has done that may only cause a ripple in the metaphorical pond that is our society….will contribute to the fall of society…leaving us a ball of half retards flashing our tits after drinking too much cough syrup…after ripping off something they say on Tumblr.. According to my sources…Miley Cyrus is “a sexual being”…according to me, she’s just pandering to a PC gender-less pile of idiots…who turn to her as their leader in the LBGQT movement…and here she is crawling on all four for pop culture…like a fetish porn…but a pop star…so innovative… The post Some New Miley Cyrus Nude Outtakes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Despite Coldplay’s horrible British weirdness, The SuperBowl is the biggest sporting event in America, and there’s nothing more American than the entertainment industry, filled with fame whores and people they’ve made celebrities out of, you know the overly rich people, living the good life, the Glamourous life, the access to everything life, pretty much mocking the common man in his shitty debt filled life who obsesses over them and buys into the fantasy that is their absurdity….and excess.. So while you were watching a TV you financed, on cable bill you owe money on, being fed marketing messages by advertisers, making you want to buy things you don’t need, while eating shitty food that will lead to your premature death.. These bitches were naturally events, high profile – invite only events surrounding the Superbowl… Here’s the highlights…. Ashley Greene…the girl who pretended to be a virgin despite being Florida trash who turned famous and we all know how that happens… Adriana Lima creatively hiding her old, squared out, mom body… Ambrosio was there too.. Chanel Iman in Very Little Clothing – because she’s a Lingerie Model People – Used to Nakedness – Stop Being So Uptight…Racists… January Jones has a Hard Nipple…. Emanuelle Chriqui is an Old Canadian Jew…with Tits… SI Model and Hooker – Sam Hoopes – WHo Looks Trashy and Beat the Fuck Up – with a Spry Tank on some Low Level stripper vibe – Doing it… Karreuche Tran’s Side Tit Jenny McCarthy Must Die… Annalynne McCord’s Got it All Figured Out… Hailey Baldwin – because her Uncle is really famous… Genevieve Morton Lookin’ Good… Remember the girl from the Blurred Lines Video – She still had tits – I know her face doesn’t look good -but those tits are tits! Olivia Jordan is Great… TO SEE ALL THE “celebs” doing Superbowl things CLICK HERE The post “Celebs” Who Did Superbowl Things of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s why Miley Cyrus is hands down my #1 favorite pop star and always will be: because while all those other young hotties out there like Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez are busy worrying about their “brand” and projecting the right public image, Miley is posing for “artsy” black-and-white photoshoots where she licks a hardwood floor while topless. And you know, on the off-chance this whole music thing doesn’t work out for Miley, I think she could have a great second career as a maid… I know I’d hire her to clean my floors. Yow. Continue reading →
In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, because she only fucks billionaires, there’s a reason for that, it’s called being a hooker, where she’s both the pimp and the whore. she’s taught us a few things… The first is that you need to get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. The second is to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profiled brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… The third is to pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch…. The fourth thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. Part of that is instagram YOGA pics… The post Billionaire Hooker Miranda Kerr in Yoga Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
