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Fat Lara Stone in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone threatened to sue me a long time ago – because I posted pics of her honeymoon, that weren’t even interesting or Scandalous, in fact these pics of her in her bikini in Australia is far more hardcore than her and some fat comedian she was sugar babying because he was rich, awkwardly in the Mediterranean….or wherever they were… Doesn’t matter, she’s old now, a divorcee and a cunt who sues broke, drunk website people if they don’t comply with her demands…so I hate her…as much as I can hate a bitch who’s tits WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE … That doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough..because we aren’t married to her…and I guess either is her Comedian boyfriend who dropped her fucking ass, so we aren’t really forced to deal with her shit that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious real fucking fast…and that take her away from being a model we want to fuck to becoming a model we can’t get rid of…needy and demanding whore…… Leading to all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing….. We are pure and honest Lara Stone big titty observers….who aren’t very tainted by all that is wrong with her personality…and here she is in a bikini.. The post Fat Lara Stone in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Barbara Fialho Oiled Up of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this…. All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…but it probbaly has very little to do with Barbara Fialho, some Brazilian hairy tall thing…who works for Victoria’s Secret, because they obviously have a deal with some Brazilian pimp, he gives them great rates….or maybe Brazil is where they model farm is…who knows… She’s been topless in a bunch of random shoots in her quest to get famous… CLICK THIS LINK because I have apparently already posted on her tits, as I do with most girls of all levels of fame and irrelevance… They are just trying to make an honest living by getting half naked for anyone who pays her and gives her exposure, because it may lead to a life of luxury…or a rich husband…like it has for so many girls before her…some call it prostitution… AND Here she is modelling oiled up and looking good… The post Barbara Fialho Oiled Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Engagement Ring of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Miley Cyrus is back with her “fiance” Liam Hemsworth. In case you don’t remember, before she went off the fucking rails and became the Miley Cyrus people actually cared about, she was engaged to Liam Hemsworth…. You know the Queer or Bisexual, genderless, pussy pretty much spread in every photoshoot she did, in outrageous costumes, trying to be weird, but pretending it happened organically, while the analytical mind and pretty much everyone except some basic kids and old people knew she was ripping off some weird tumblr personalities, shamelessly, getting rich off the ideas of others, like she was Amy Schumer stealing jokes and getting famous for it, all to make her connect with the people who don’t see right through her bullshit…all while showing tits, making it worth looking…low hanging fruit.. Well, she’s just a Disney star, phoney bullshit…and I’m all for her showing us her tits…even when I know everything else about her is a fucking lie…including but not limited to this publicity stunt with her ex because these Hollywood types, even when they play the “I dont give a fuck”…actually care and crave being talked about… Under all her costumes and silly is the exact same lame girl she was 4 years ago….which is why she’s gone back to this…after fucking a lot of people during their break…not the Hemsworth cares, he’s just in this for the press. The post Miley Cyrus Engagement Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Trying to be a Meme of the DAy

Posted on January 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of my least favorite trends in memes on social media, something that these idiots seem to constantly post and pass around, because it’s so relatable to their basic fucking existences, is the “When They…”….or the “When you…”….caption set to a stupid fucking pic… Selena Gomez posted this – “when they play your song at the club” You know her version of what she does when her song comes on, not realizing that the song is only being played in a club because she’s at the club, dealing with her Chemotherapy and lupus through hard drinking and late night parties. Cry for her suffering. But since no one can really relate to this, since we don’t have songs of our own played in clubs, and she’s just furthering the proof that she’s absolutely disconnected from reality, making it less offensive than the other memes that connect pop culture… “when you…” bullshit that tries to make us all one common people and it works, because all these morons are posting and sharing these one liner, laughing and thinking “OMG THAT IS SO TRUE – I AM DUMB”….it’s about as thought provoking as a meme, that takes 3 seconds to digest, can possibly be. But that’s the world we live in, one of no attention span morons who are more interested in taking selfies to get sex from dumb bitches than using brains… I guess what I’m saying is that I fucking hate “When You…” memes and the lowest form of human that shares them…I’m talking to you Selena Gomez. Why hasn’t your disease won yet, you cunt. The post Selena Gomez Trying to be a Meme of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristina Sheiter by Kesler Tran of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are too many aspiring models, who aren’t quite actual models, but are so vapid and lazy that all they want is to be a model, getting naked for random photographers who are virtual no names but have an instagram following, for magazines that barely exist, but that I like to pretend I’ve had a subscription to for the last 20 years, because their journalism is just that on point, that I can’t imagine a life without them…you know up on some National Graphic expedition level content, only the “naked girl in an apartment on a bed for free” version…run through a ton of fucking filters, not even interesting or documentary of the youth, but rather staged cheesy posed shit…but they are naked and naked girls, who get naked for free, are naked…and I love naked and so do all dudes making people like this semi-matter….not enough to get paid, but enough to get followers, which in turn will get them paid…it’s a grind…a lazy fucking grind…that all comes back to “why do you want to be a famous model again?”…what went wrong in her life or in society that value is put on being another one of the thousands of naked girls who are too pussy to do porn, but who aren’t too pussy to get financed by rich dudes, because I guess they think they deserve it..modern stripping maybe….modern hooking…social media to get the good life paid for…who knows…it’s just garbage…and here is Kristina Sheiter, another one of these thousands of girls, out there naked to grow her audience…hoping to go viral and mainstream, while hoping the dudes who are paying extra for raw unprotected sex that are playing the Boyfriend part…don’t make her go viral in the herpes way…but they will…and I guess it’s worth it…. Here are some pics for Treats!, the hub of LA sugar babies shooting pics for no real reason in magazines no one really cares about..but she’s hot – so let’s help her live that dream! The post Kristina Sheiter by Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China… But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body.. She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape… I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then… The post Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garrn Ass From the Front Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Toni Garrn’s the girl who Leo pretended to have sex with in his “trust me guys I don’t fuck dudes, I fuck models, no seriously I fuck model, look at all the media stories on me, how could I fuck dudes if am with so many fucking models… I’m Leo and that’s what my PR team want me to present to the world, because a model womanizer for a man with many women fans is better than faggot”… I just think it’s over the top, trying too hard, never ending “I fuck models”…it gets boring, which is probably why he fucks dudes, or is rumored to fuck dudes, when you can get EVERY single pussy in the world, maybe fucking a dude’s ass is the only way to really get excited… Since no girls want to fuck me, that’s not really where my headspace is, but I don’t mind looking at what I assume is unscathed ass from the front on one of Leo’s pussies, he probably just talks about dudes with…but who knows..or cares..when there’s ass from the front… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Toni Garrn Ass From the Front Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ruby Aldridge for Love and Lemons of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ruby Aldridge is my favorite…she’s Lily Aldridge’s sister who doesn’t work for billion dollar commercial sweatshop brands to make a lot of money and feel good about herself…but she is also a model, all tall and lovely, and she does do pictures for underwear companies like For Love and Lemons, that unfortunately, aren’t lingerie pictures, but that are a reminder that she’s got some substance, she’s not some exploit herself for instagram followers and fame, and she seems to be a little more interesting that mall brand counterparts… I am a fan of her, her face and I wish she’d respond to the love letters I write her everyday, but she’s probably engaged or married to a guy in a band, that’s how these girls do these things…and I”m not mad about that, I just hope she doesn’t get pregnant because that would make me cry..not that I cry, I’m too sociopathic for that, but I like to say I do…it increases my chances of getting love…from people who aren’t my wife. The post Ruby Aldridge for Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian Showing of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Khloe Kardashian told some media people in her quest to get more and more relevant, despite being old and big…the monster Kardashian…using the most basic, crass and vile strategy her family crafted to create their success…to garner some attention to her…where a handful of black dudes and high testosterone guys who aren’t official gay but aren’t really into girls, the Khloe Kardashian audience, probably got excited…some people get sucked into the fame…while others jerk off to beastiality…and the rest of people who have some taste, even no standards, but aren’t into freakish shit…like animal sex…are collectively thinking “disgusting”…and some think she already had a sex tape – in the Leo Movie, where she played the bear… Either way, she’s showing her abs…that aren’t abs, but that are liposucked disgusting with her sister…and people care…when they should only care enough to plot a gang lynching, you know murdering them for polluting the world…like they should. The post Khloe Kardashian Showing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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NYPD Doesn’t Like Being Called Bro of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“Do I look like a bro to you? No, bro you don’t but I don’t have to call you officer.” We live in a horrible society where everyone calls each other bros. From Frat Boys to Jersey Shore types…to Italian first gens in Montreal…it’s the fucking worst…so I’m with the cop on this…because whenever anyone, whether it is someone at the bank, a cab driver, someone at a restaurant, really anyone calls me Bro…I don’t want to just correct them, I want to drag them out back and take them out…Bro…it’s the sarcastic thumbs up that speaks directly to the place where I feel anger.. So I’m just surprised the cop didn’t Ferguson him, but I guess he’d need to be black for that. The post NYPD Doesn’t Like Being Called Bro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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