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Lindsay Lohan Got Beat Up of the Day

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan got beat up by a dude. I guess one of her billionaires that pays for her to join them in her European existence now that she’s not famous, flying her on private jets, taking her to great places, had enough of her shit….not that you should push a crazy, unappreciative bitch, who was likely losing her mind on the motherfucker…that’s abusive to women and we don’t encourage that…but I’m a rational person, and if a bitch is going insane on a billionaire who wouldn’t get arrested if he killed the bitch…in a volatile hotel crashing tyle relationship she constantly lives because she’s crazy… It’s also possible she did this to herself, drama, bitch loves Drama…or maybe this is doctored because she deleted it since posting it and really who cares about Lindsay Lohan, sure I have fond memories of her tits, that are still rocking, but she’s already dead to me, and really to everyone, and I don’t think you can kill or hurt something already dead, sure you can fuck it and people will judge you, but no one will really care about the body you’re fucking…it’s just sort of there…you know… Don’t beat women…even if they are barely human like Lohan…. The post Lindsay Lohan Got Beat Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Figures it All Out of the Day

Bella Thorne has figured out the basics of social media, do as many slutty things as possible, but make sure they don’t come across slutty, and that people on the surface would have to question “is she trying to be slutty or is that just how the kids dress at the gym”…you know be as innocent in your presentation, but as whorey in your delivery or intentions, so dudes can jerk off to you, but when asked you can play it off as “I’m just at gym… working out…in a sports bra with my fat young tits hanging out…as I move is slow rhythmic motions similar to getting a slow fuck on…where I take all of the cock in me…bottom out on my pussy”…. Not that she’s actually “young tits”…I still want to do a carbon test to see how old she actually is…I’m convinced…it’s all lies…media is all lies…even these tits may be lies..but at least she gives us enough innocent material to disprove that lie.. TO SEE HER IN RIPPED JEANS FOR THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Figures it All Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day

I would assume the pudgy Selena Gomez using a bed as her prob, wearing a weird night gown and she rubbed up on some weird guy in Pajamas on SNL, sucking in her chipmunk, bloated by her Lupus meds and her Chemotherapy that she clearly is suffering aggressively from, whle her titties bounced, as she tries to define her own voice….to generate some buzz for herself… In what I guess is a Make a Wish Foundation moment….because she wrote: “Thank you @nbcsnl for a childhood dream come true …” Because being talentless or just averagely talented enough…gets expedited when you’re dying of an auto immune disease…that you exploit… The post Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Leggings of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely has an ass…and it was in leggings…an ass that is possibly eaten out by a bald action star…but then again, she could be his beard…acting is the least manly thing or hetero thing a guy can do…and those who are straight fuck everything that move…and they’ve been together for so long that it’s probably a business relationship more than a committed relationship…and who really cares…I’m only posting this because I like her ass….and really I like her, she’s got that traditional model vibe in a world of instagram models and I appreciate that…you know a girl too good for me who knows it…which is most girls..but you get what I mean…and if you don’t…I’m saying she looks like an uptight model cunt, with the cunt I would never been allowed to touch, and for that, I like her more… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone’s Wet White Shirt of the Day

LARA STONE is some busty model who poses topless for fashion on the regular….she’s old as fuck now, at least in model years, but still has tits that she’s willing to show because it’s all she knows and really, old or not, I think she’s quite lovely…at least to look at…she’s probably a horrible, wretched cunt, with so much fucking attitude because she grew up thinking she was hot, while rich people suck up to her… I like that either she, or her Lawyers know who I am, it makes staring at her tits more person..because she has tried to sue me for posting pics of her and her fat husband, comedian David Williams, on their honeymoon…which is pretty fucking shitty. They are divorced now, because that’s how these things work out, and I guess she’s back to work to feel validated with her tits… She’s in white wet t-shirt, a fetish of mine, I’m basic, old school and remember a time when wet t-shirts, whether at college parties, or girls without bras on caught in the rain, or even cheap cotton in style t-shirts stretched the fuck out…was better than porn being produced…so I appreciate what’s happening here…even if she’s the fucking worst…not even good enough for some fat fuck to keep. The post Lara Stone’s Wet White Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Naked Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson posted this picture of her ass, an ass that may be old, in a picture that may be old, but that is also a mom ass, a celebrated ass, an ass that people compare to her mom’s ass, an ass that garners attention and has since she was 16 and first going out to parties, an ass that has been fucked a lot by a lot of industry men…an ass that is clearly free spirited and ready to be watched…because she’s still a rich kid ass, spoiled brat ass, with daddy issues ass that has an ego….and likes being seen…or exposed…an ass that is a bit of a tyrant psychopath…that almost made Owen Wilson kill himself…an ass that probably has herpes, but that’s ok…it’s Kate Hudson’s ass and as uneventful as she is…this ass is what defines her and who she is…and I’m liking it…even though I normally fear anything older than 30… She’s done good with this social media thing…let us see those true colors and/or ass.. The post Kate Hudson Naked Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley Tries on Wetsuits of the Day

Surf Slut and Instagram whore who I adore Anastasia Ashley seems to be bored of her posting her standard bikini pics and figured…the world deserves a little more of what made her a famous surf personality at least on social media…and that’s by doing a nice aggressive “hey instagram models I can win at your posting slutty pic game”…because her ass speaks directly to our fucking souls…it’s an ass built on being in a half squat from the age of 7 to now… Or maybe she’s just “trying on a wetsuit”…and someone accidentally took a pic that she accidentally posted…since men are really fucking into wetsuits…. What a whore…a perfect assed whore…I should try to trick her into making me babies….to make her less of a whore and more…of a respectable legitimate woman in the community with child…until they find out I’m the dad…. The post Anastasia Ashley Tries on Wetsuits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret has a New Infomercial of the DAy

I guess Victorias Secret realizes that they have a good thing with the CBS fashion show around Christmas time, which is perfect to use as QVC style late night interview, marketed as a legitimate TV show, reminding us of the 60s and 70s when TV content was blatantly corporate run and controlled…and the TV networks probably appreciate the hype they generate from releasing the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…keeping their TV channel on the map in an era where TV is dead and doesn’t fucking matter… So they’ve decided to do one for their SWIM line, in March, because that’s pre-summer, to get people ready to shop for their bikinis or at least to plant the brand name on the public that they only have a few months before buying their bikinis…and the whole thing is pretty hilarious when you factor in that the models are hookers they are packaging as models who are more than just models but also CELEBRITY….and the product is made in sweatshops in China, often times not even designed by the brand, just labeled VS…and the show that is meant to be original content event…is just an advertorial…because native content works with retards who don’t have brains….making all these people rich…while giving bikini content to people who don’t realize the bikini picture is played out and dead thanks to instagram… It’s all so weird. A mall brand has an hour long TV event. What? It’s just crazy. The post Victoria’s Secret has a New Infomercial of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is on her Knees of the Day

I don’t really know why I bother with this 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, but it probably has something to do with her womanly body, you know looking the way all 40 year olds should look, while no 40 year olds actually look like this, because they are lazy…. But Bella Thorne the 40 year old, who has managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….which is probably why she’s posting suggestive pics on her instagram…build that up because it is the modern way to help make this dream come true… Here she is innocently on her knees…like a slut you can’t call a slut…because she’s riding the grey area… The post Bella Thorne is on her Knees of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Andrea Corr Hard Nipple of the Day

Remember The Corrs? Not the beer, the band…. They were an Irish girl band that made some really fucking shitty music and I guess they are on a comeback tour, as these people do…because why else would Andrea Corr, one of the leads, who was born in 1974, be on stage with hard nipples… I don’t remember them…but this is their most popular song…. Hilariously bad video…but I like nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Andrea Corr Hard Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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