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Candice Swanpoel Softcore Porn Posing of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always appreciated Candice Swanepoel…. Not for her huge personality, or for all the exciting things she’s done, or even because she’s a South African and in being a South African, she’s totally fucking racist, entitled and a slave driver…..I have appreciated her because she has pretty much kept to herself, seemingly knowing her purpose in life, only to come out when her handlers need her, to show off her great fucking body, that is a great fucking body… I guess she realizes that she’s being replaced, that the end is near…and that comes hand in hand with being almost 30 and finally being engaged to her longterm boyfriend she’s obviously cheated on as she’s a model and that’s what they do…so she’s stepping up the game…by showing the coloration of her asshole.. Now, I’m sure she’s bleached her asshole, but I can still make out the ring of her asshole, in this skimpy bikini bottoms on set for her owners Victoria’s Secret, and whenever a girl openly shows me or the world her asshole, I have to celebrate her, because the asshole is the gateway to a girl’s soul… Not to mention…all her poses are so fucking porny, it’s like the covershoot fo a porn DVD…something like 80s Beach Fuck 32…or maybe even one of those 80s Glamour model poster…Only I guess it’s more expensive..because this is finance by mall brand money… The post Candice Swanpoel Softcore Porn Posing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are like “don’t these people know they can go onto Alibabb and buy our bras and panties under another name for 10 cents on the dollar or less”….but people are retards, so make a stupid christmas song because they aren’t retards and no most of America, despite popular belief still fucking love Christmas and account for probably 40 percent of their yearly sales… and here it is.. Featuring a bunch of terrible singing models including Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, ALessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Taylor Hill and Romee Strijid…. They’re hot…and I guess manipulative because I just promoted Victoria’s Secret to the 3 of you this Holiday season and you’ll probably end up buying a gift there for a chick you fuck or want to fuck or want to creep out…like the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter…and I’m not even getting paid to promote them…because I am an idiot… Tis’ the Season for promoting horrible brands all because they have hot promo models… The post Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always confuse Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner. They are both doughy characters who use waist training belts to morph their fat into an hourglass-like figure…they are both doughy faced characters who look like they’ve had slabs of mean stapled to their faces before their make-up artists airbrush them into a contour that makes it look like it’s part of their face…they are pretty much the fucking same…. One is a mexican Disney star exploited by their parents, the other a white girl turned ethnically obscure…I guess identity crisis’ are what the family is all about…you know when your dad has tits..and your mom is a money grubber demon…it’s hard to grow up with a soul.. Well, this one, Selena, the “popstar” one who will pretend she has talent and a purpose beyond being Bieber’s girlfriend put up a bikini pic…to show just how broken down her Chemotherapy body is….we call this the lupus steroid autoimmune bloat… The post Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj VS The World with Cameltoe Picture of the DAy

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The best way to divert people’s attention from financing your brother’s defence against child rape – is to post a picture of your pussy exploding out of a pair of one size too small panties…because I guess they didn’t have the XXL she requires since the ass implants she invested in for her career… I remember a time when Nicki Minaj was a fat Lady Gaga…dressed like a clown and shit….before she decided to go the sex route…and now…this is what she’s come to…an attention seeking, like hog…reminding her fans she’s here… And I guess anything she does for attention that isn’t her annoying rapping is a good thing…. The post Nicki Minaj VS The World with Cameltoe Picture of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara and Shannon are Twin Strangers of the DAy

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Years ago, probably in the Myspace era, there was a site where people would upload a picture of their face and find a celebrity lookalike…it was pretty fucking dumb, but people loved it and would post their celebrity lookalikes all fucking day…normally the people didn’t look anything like them…primitive technology and I guess the talent pool of actual celebrities isn’t too deep, so every dude looks like either Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp and very little in between. Doesn’t matter. I guess there was a shift from people giving a fuck about celebrities, because they don’t, they give a fuck about their own likes on instagram and production of compelling content, so it would only be natural in this self obsessed, selfie generation world, to want to find someone who looks like you… What speaks to the ego more than finding your twin, who isn’t even from the same part of the world, so the idea that your dad cheated on your mom is thrown out the window… I’ve always thought the idea of doppelgangers was funny, I also though the idea of people with the same name as you is funny, you know how many Jesus Martinez’s are there in the world…how many wrestling mask men are there in the world…kinda thing, only I actually don’t care about myself…or people cursed with my disfigurement… But when it involves a Swedish blonde and an Irish blonde looking eerily like every single blonde girl ever…things get real. Seriously, they look like every single blonde girl ever. I could find them 30-60 more doppelgangers to help market their find your twin website… Idiots. The post Sara and Shannon are Twin Strangers of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt’s Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if girls realize that the number one place I look at when looking at a bikini pictures is the pussy definition… I realized at a young age, when it comes to girls I kmow, the tits are tits, and that you can make out a set of tits when a girl is in T-shirts, or even a sweater, it’s very hard for me to look at you and not know exactly how your tits hang, what the nipple size and color is and the other important things that come with tits…I’m an expert.. Pussy that shit leaves me in the dark…I can’t tell in pants, even most leggings, it’s just really hard to figure out if you’re dealing with a meaty pussy, an clit heave pussy, or a coinslot slit clamshell.. So once a girl gets in a bikini, get really wet in that bikini, everything…becomes clear…it all makes sense…and I know what I am dealing with… And when it comes to strangers, like this model Martha Hunt…who has posed naked and who is one of VICTORIA’S SECRET 10 NEW GIRLS , I guess to replace Candice… I prefer seeing her pussy definition to her tits, it’s just more curious, adventurous, mysterious, because tits…are tits…and pussy is everything…the gateway to a girl’s soul…or someshit.. The post Martha Hunt’s Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caitlyn Jenner Is Not a Man in a Dress of the Day

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He’s also a Man in a wig…or a Man on female hormones…or a man just cracking to the pressure Hollywood puts on a girl about her appearance or a man who is fucked up thanks to taking growth hormones in the 70s, who confuses his feelings with those of wanting to be a woman, identifying with a woman, but not actually chopping his dick off to be as close to a woman as possible, just in case he wants to go back to where he comes from. I was accused of being transphobic, the girl actually called me transphobic because I called a trans person a tranny…because that’s what we call them, at least in porn and the idea that a word to describe a chick with a dick, a concept in and of itself totally absurd and insane, is considered derogatory…but then I remember everything in the world is considered derogatory and I must force myself to ignore and embrace the comedy in this. I love this family photo of Brody Jenner,someone who has fucked more instagram models because he’s Brody Jenner and star of “the hills”, his mom, who looks more like a man thanks to shitty surgery and menopause, than his dad who has tits… I love that even Caitlyn Bruce Jenner said somethings that’s gone viral because it was disrespectful and insensitive to people who actually struggle with their gender…about not wanting to be “man in a dress”….because it is in it for wrong reasons…or superficial reasons…but in his defence the girls he has been surrounded by all this time are vapid superficial twats…and like the transphobic accuser said…who am I to say what Cailtyn Jenner is feeling…well I do know Caityln Bruce Jenner and its Gender is a shameless joker…and that’s what matters.. Nothing says Christmas like this… Read it’s statement HERE …. The post Caitlyn Jenner Is Not a Man in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Lottie Moss for Vogue of the Day

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Really Vogue? I thought Vogue was a premium magazine, the kind of magazine that makes the trends, and doesn’t follow the trends. You know they are the ones who see every designer out there and say “this one gives us ad money, let’s say his coat is the trend of the season, and then we can go to all the other designers and sell them bigger campaigns for the same results, because everything in the media is a fucking ad, since the advertising control revenues”…. I didn’t think Vogue was some bullshit tabloid, bottom feeders…who have decided to feature the bootleg siblings of the more famous “models”… This is Kyle, Bella and Lottie (Kate Moss’ sister) and not Kendall, Gigi and Kate Moss…because I guess it makes for a fun sisterly story in a world where none of this shit matters, but these idiots think it does… Garbage masturbatory bullshit perpetuating these idiots… The post Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Lottie Moss for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Wonky Eyebrows for L’Officiel of the Day

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Quirky, Awkward, weird, very famous, very employable, always working, always winning awards because America or at least film producers fucking love her…Jennifer Lawrence….is on the cover of L’Officiel China, in what doesn’t even look like her, but that does make me laugh thanks to the eyebrows…one thick, one thinner, both different, all creepy.. Sure we’d all be happier with more nude selfies, hell I’d even prefer the Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence sex tape, something we can assume Amy Schumer will release in her strategic friendship with the star, that you know Amy Schumer, 15 year veteran comic, clearly an outsider from the entertainment industry for the longest fucking time, until something just hit for her, is being very cautious with…because she knows as much as the world knows…that she doesn’t deserve the success she’s got or the famous friends who are co-signingher shit.. Doesn’t matter…what matters is that Jennifer Lawrence was so average looking until I saw her tits, and her sleazy on all four selfies…really understanding the nude selfie and how it is meant to be done…studying it like a character she’s playing…and speaking to my soul as someone who gets nude selfies all day..that these were in fact official and from the heart… I guess I just figured out the mystery that is Jennifer Lawrence…it’s not all in the eyebrows…it’s just her “it” factor..she’s got it. The post Jennifer Lawrence Wonky Eyebrows for L’Officiel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Miller for Love & Lemons Swim of the Day

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You may remember Alyssa Miller from Sports Illustrated many years ago…but she hasn’t really done anything since…so you probably don’t remember her at all..and you’re thinking “who is this old chick in a bikini”…. Well, just because she’s old and washed up…even dumpy…and a virtual no name who lost out to the instagram models… We can’t take away the fact that she was is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, a job that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a self serving whore you do self serving whore things, trying to better your life, because all whores want a better whore life….. Sure Gyllenhaal is a homo, lame as fuck, but when he comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values or loyalty you have to the man who got you this far…and just go for it…it’s the ladder climb… Well, I guess her friends started a lingerie line that has become a swimwear line…because here she is as their model…a job that I assume is a friend hook up more than anything… The post Alyssa Miller for Love & Lemons Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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