Her name is Isabelle Cutrim and she’s ringing in the Christmas season with a fun Christmas shoot, even though most people hate on Christmas, because they are white and entitled college kids and they think it makes them sound smart and inclusive, current, modern and progressive, when really they need to be kicked in the fucking face because Christmas is everything…. That said, these are some subtle naked and amazing model posing with some decorations, simple and effective, it’s like all they need is a white wall and a babe for me to really tap into the Christmas Miracle that is her naked and posing…. I am going to say Christmas Miracle a lot today…this is one of them. VIA emanueleferrari.tumblr.com The post Isabelle Cutrim by Emanuele Ferrari for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I saw these pictures a few days ago, but had to let them fully digest, by staring at them for a solid 3-4 days, because they are on some higher level of fame whoring, that I don’t even think is considered fame whoring, since Phoebe has been doing this forever, it’s more just what she does… She’s a friend of the site, obviously, how could I not adore a woman who has made a name for herself going where the paparazzi go, in an era before instagram…where if there was an instagram back then…she would have really dominated…like all these modern versions of her are… I love that she’s going harder and harder to get noticed…as she nears 50 and still looks amazing, and I anxiously await the day she’s sitting on my face, it’s been a long time coming and the I know part of me will die like some kind of groupie after sucking a rockstars dick, knowing that I just experienced Phoebe Price…the goddess, or in this case..the reindeer… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pheobe Price is Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nothing says Christmas like a half naked Catholic Brazilian…on the beach in a bikini…because she’s a bikini model…and wearing a bikini is her job…even if she’s not getting paid for this, she wants you to know she’s still capable of it, and can still work it, and that she’s devoted her life to fitness and diet, she even produced slow motion videos of her working out on her instagramm… A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Dec 18, 2015 at 2:26am PST To get that point across… I think she looks like a man, which wouldn’t be much of a stretch seeing as she’s Brazilian, the kind of tranny, like most trannies with bigger dicks that me… But that’s sure a fit Body…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Isabel Goulart is in a Bikini Like it’s her Job Because it Is of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ellie Goulding is a hipster UK popstar, which I guess takes away the hipster from her job description, but I guess she dresses like one, even though hipster as a concept and style is pretty fucking pop these days…and the real hipsters in the world are the homeless people…who actually don’t give a fuck…all covered in feces and urine…playing their instruments and doing their show on the street corner for some money for drugs and booze…while the fake hipsters are calculated, in the latest trends that make them look homeless, at a cost of 400 dollars a pair of jeans… Well – she posted a bra pic, because I guess she’s having a battle for the hotter pics with her UK hipster counterpart, who you may know as Rihanna impersonator Rita Ora, who I know as “fucked her way to the top, not that she’s at the top, but people know who she is, thanks to her tits, and strategic sex”…. I don’t care who won, they’ve both fucking won…we’re the losers just lookin’ at them… The post Ellie Goulding VS Rita Ora UK Singing SLUTS for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate….no, I fucking hate…bikini catalog pictures. Her name is Shanina Shaik…and this is her being terribly fucking dull in efforts to sell bikinis for some random fucking brand…that probbaly paid her a ton of money…by taking boring fucking pictures of her. I’m not saying that an ecommerce site should have a sprawled out, spread eagled, laying in the bottom of a shower, getting pissed on by 8 other bikini models, to be compelling and artistic…even a little porny…for people shopping for bikinis, trying to get a good look of the bikini and how it fits a body that is nothing like their body.. I am just saying, that fuck these are boring fucking pics… The post Shanina Shaik in Boring Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not really well versed on Plus Sized models or the Plus Sized model industry, I just know it is massive…literally…and girls everywhere with pretty faces are flocking to it…because it’s the time to shine as a bigger girl…. Nothing wrong with that….all half naked vagina is good vagina, I am just not well versed in it, or on Plus Sized porn stars, or BBW porn…because it is not really a fetish of mine, I married a fat woman and she ruined fat girls, or big girls for me forever…they now terrify me…only because I though there would be premature death involved…ather than wiping the SLAG”s ass, because if I don’t no one will, and couches and bed sheets and my nose hate that….the lies the media tell us when it comes to fat… I assumed that Sports Illustrated was the hub of the plus sized models, they had a corner on the market that they they pretend aren’t plus sized, even though they are much bigger than this model… Her name is Laura Wells, and apparently she’s in the top 2 Australia plus sied models…and she doesn’t even look that big, she just has big boobs, which I guess in being plus sized, that’s the benefit….big tits to stare at and eat…along with eating…because they don’t need to starve themselves…and eating is fun…albeit expensive…..something anyone you know who bangs fat girls will brag about…”but dude…her tits are bigger than my head”…as a justification for banging a fat girl… < =a href="https://www.instagram.com/iamlaurawells/?hl=en" target="_blank"> Laura Wells is not even a fat girl…I feel like calling her plus sized she just not a skinny, morbid, skeletal fashion model…is insane…and I am the first to call a girl plus sized…because making girls feel fat and inadequate helps me get sex…but I guess it is because she’s Australian and they have different standards seeing as they live on a beach and aren’t American diabetic fast food eating pigs…so she’s just slotted into the plus sized because of a formality, before actually plus sized with fat girls happened…even though there are girls on instagram in bikinis getting campaigns bigger than this….including Kylie Jenner. But she does have tits…that our friend ART PROVOCATIVE got to shoot and share with us…and I love tits…. The post Laura Wells by Art Provocative of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t really know when the turning point for these famous kids were, you know where they went from being socialites who just do drugs and fuck a lot, to actually getting paid to be at events, to endorse products, while being considered “models”….it’s pretty fucking bootleg and I hate any brand or company that uses them to leverage their own campaigns because they have followings…because it is low hanging fruit, bottom feeding, lame…and perpetuating this nonsense.. I have been seen Hailey Baldwin in person…I didn’t even fucking notice her, and when told who she was I didn’t even remember who she was, yes I was drunk, but I didn’t give a fuck and either would you, because there are actual hot models and hot girls in the world, some bratty entitled rich kid who knows her angles in her selfies and who hangs out with Beiber and Kardashians is hardly something to support… Here she is kissing the camera in Love Magazines’ anti-Christmas advent calendar the features every fame whore around…half naked… FUck these idiots.. The post Hailey Baldwin for Love Magazine Advent of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorites. I don’t know why, I should hate her for taking out Lindsay Lohan, my previous favorite, like it was some kind of wrestling match I couldn’t masturbate to, but try to masturbate to in my mind, despite never really getting fully hard…I’m too old and lazy for that…and gave up on full erections when I was 25 thanks to cocaine and alcoholism… I should hate her for dating Justin Long for a long time, because that guy just annoys me and not in a “I hate any dude who fucks famous chicks I don’t know but pretend are my dream girls”…like so many of you dudes who read this shit…he’s just a fucking annoying character and she could be better used by other annoying characters in hollywood who aren’t Justin Long… I should also hate her for being boring, lazy, unshowered in the media, but then she puts out movies she’s naked in and has these awesome tits and fit little body that fuck her public image of slacking who doesn’t do herself up or give a fuck, because that usually means bush even though she’s probably had laser to handle her laziness..and still ensuring getting casting couches….. But I just find her body and face so good and here she is for Madame Figaro. . The post Amanda Seyfried for Madame Figaro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You have to ask yourself what kind of monster would self produce a picture like this of themselves…and put it out to her fans…asshole first… Khloe Kardashian saying she’s never old to try to get into the family business of showing her ass and making million for just mooning the world…which would normally be a rude fuck you…but in this case it’s a “give them a tv show, give them a lot of millions of dollars, for each of them, even though they are garbage”… I can say one of the last things I’ve ever wanted to see is a Khloe Kardashian asshole…and I love asshole…she’s the monster child of OJ Simpson and Kris Kardashian…who no one cared about, but who now works out and assumes people care…but that asshole has seen some shit…literally…more shit than the average asshole…an asshole like a man asshole…probably bleached and lasered by still really fucking terrifying… You all know as well as I do…these are the worst people and represent all that is wrong in the world…. The ongoing joke is that this is her campaign for L’Oreal…but I guess this could be any Kardashian, even Kanye…. The post Khloe Kardashian’s Anus By the Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I saw this video of nudists from 1938, a simpler time, when people got naked for more than just instagram for free, but because they were recovering from the drugs and bootleg drinking of the 1920s, not being treated with antibiotics, before the war shook America….a simpler time… Because people have always fucked, they’ve always been perverts, they’ve always been exhibitionists with weird fetishes, they just weren’t trashy and vulgar about it, with all the hardcore porn that has desensitized us… I know nudists pretend that they aren’t in it to stare at pussy while showing off their dicks, but I don’t believe it…why the fuck else would you want naked girls around you, because naked is better than clothed…yes…but I say that as a pervert who likes seeing people naked.. Either way, I like nudists, even the fat ones. They fascinate me….but not enough to go on a Nudist cruise…because the kind of sloppy bodies on nudist cruises…are terrifying.. The post Nudists from 1938 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
