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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing in Activewear of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has this great body, this great face, and I think she’s amazing, she’s one of my favorite models, who has been in movies, proving that acting requires no talent…if you’re hot and know how to read lines you memorized that morning….it’s just a scam… I think she just has this bitchy face, like she knows she’s too good for you and your bullshit, and won’t bother with you, but will be polite about it, thanks to be a cold hearted, uptight British person…who should be the mother of the Future King, but that Prince fucked it all up, so instead she dates bald action stars…and peddles panties and now activewear for UK department stores…I like her… The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing in Activewear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Titty Asian Compilation on Youtube of the Day

Thanks to McDonalds, Modern Science, New Middle Class in China…the traditionally flat chested Asians are getting bigger fucking tits…which I guess is a fetish, because around this time last year some dude put together this fetish video…that is not flagged on Youtube and that Youtube is making money off of, because every year I like to remind myself that google’s most searched words are always PORN…and that people jerk off to obscure Youtube videos since their wives can’t bust them via their browsing history…and since all these publically traded internet companies…including facebook, tumblr by yahoo, and instagram…is about the fucking pussy… They just polarized and packaged their product better, and are now worth millions…and like any instagram model will tell you, the brilliance is in being able to turn porn into mainstream without people knowing you’re porn, so you can get the big ad budgets, even though your effect is the same… Pussy be EVERYWHERE… The post Big Titty Asian Compilation on Youtube of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Niykee Heaton “Getting Thick” Because She Knows her Audience of the Day

Niykee Heaton is pretty much a nobody, but I guess she’s a “social media” star, who got a record deal because of having an audience on Youtube or wherever the fuck she was found by a record label that I think signed her…possibly because they wanted to fuck her… I guess she figured out her market early on, probably hit up the Hip Hop covers, again I don’t know… I just know she posts very aggressive, sexually suggestive, fat ass pics on her social media…and that keeps her going…and I guess I also know she’s posting “getting thicker pics”….up on some Aubrey O’Day, white girl for black men, before going back to white men by getting thin, kick…but still deep in the getting thick… Thick, plus sized, whatever may be in…but I’m a firm believer that thin girls always win, since getting thick can always spiral out of control and end up like Roseanne or whoever the fat girls in the world are these days, I wouldn’t know because they are invisible to me… She may be low level, barely famous, but there’s something hot about her, mainly because she’s an exhibitionist, and those are the best, especially when you randomly encounter them on tinder… The post Niykee Heaton “Getting Thick” Because She Knows her Audience of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton is Great At Eating for Harper’s Bazaar Singapore of the Day

“Pose with puppies, they won’t know you’re fat” Kate Upton is a very large model turned actress who can’t act, but who gets cast in movies, because producers don’t realize that no one actually cares about her, and that she was virally famous on the internet like Tila Tequila got famous on the internet, it’s flimsy, not real, and people aren’t engaged or really that into her, but if her tits are out there, they’ll look “excitedly” at them…enough to click “follow” on social media… There’s very little exciting about her, even in her nude leaked pics, I was like, “Damn that’s one sloppy bitch, how does she get work”….but I guess when she was freshly 18, and a set of huge tits, before her body caught up with her, she was an interesting biological anomaly. She’s still got some level of celebrity, this stuff has a legacy or lag, and when you know she should be done, she can still milk it a few more years, and I guess she is, like the cow that she is…not quite ready to be put out to pasture… And the real impressive thing about her is how magazines and brands edit her photos or shoot her so that she doesn’t look like the Monster she is built like… In this case, they used puppies…and had her giggling…because when a girl smiles large with puppies, in a lot of clothes, you don’t notice her belly, or in Kate Upton’s case, her massive back…used to support those sloppy tits… Here are the pics… The post Kate Upton is Great At Eating for Harper’s Bazaar Singapore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daddy Issues Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day

Daisy Lowe is great and not just because she’s got tits…or because she’s turned those tits into hipster modeling before everyone was doing it…back before she had kids and was in her 30s… Sure, she was able to leverage her dad who denied being her dad most of her life…until he got paternity tested…and her stepmom Gwen Stefani, causing strain on that weirdo relationship, that has since allowed her dad to go back to fucking real trannies…not just pop stars who look like one… But she’s always had tits…tits that may not be as awesome today as they were back then when she was everywhere…but still tits…as tits remain until they get breast cancer and RIP…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Daddy Issues Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kimberley Garner Bikini Body of the Day

Kimberley Garner is a UK reality show star with a fantastic body. She once followed me on twitter for a day, and I realized just how desperate she was to make it in America…seeing as anyone who turns to me for press, or promotion is usually at the end of their road, I’m the pre suicide, maybe the one person who reads the site will send the story to another person who people actually pay attention to…because I figure if I’m not famous from the site, or known from the site, and if the site isn’t famous for being the site or known as the site…why the fuck would someone featured on the site go viral because of the site, unless we’re talking aids.. Well I guess Kim Garner figured that one out also, because she no longer follows me on twitter…leaving me scared and a lone, but fine, because I know hundreds of other hookers who are too dumb to realize I can’t help them… Point being, she is in a bikini Santa hat for attention self shot shoot that is badly shot, but still features her hot body and that’s good enough for me… TO SEE HER OUT IN A SCHOOL GIRL SKIRT IN LONDON CLICK HERE The post Kimberley Garner Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cumface Hilary Duff of the Day

Hilary Duff is old, fat, or as she likes to call her 160 pound body, fit….it’s muscle mass from her 400 pound deadlifts and squats she does with her ex husband’s hockey trainer, to get strong on the outside, to help her get strong on the inside in her recovery…as these famous people, even those who don’t do that much anymore, but who were famous as kids, have a lot of emotional issues that I am sure they let all their friends know about, seeing as their friends are on payroll and not quite friends at all, but more “I get to hang with Hilary Duff, I’m so Lucky, I can’t ruin this, I like to go on great trips, I’ll just be so fun, easy going, on my best behavior so I get invited back”….groupies…people love fame…but I guess those groupies aren’t as creepy as the ones who have followed her since she was 16 in everything she did as she built her Stuff By Hilary Duff billion dollar empire…and don’t care that she’s 30 now, they still crave her pussy.. Well, those are the people I talk to, I write for, I do this for…the kind of people..who are so socially awkward, I’d be terrified to hang out with, but wouldn’t really have to deal with that awkwardness, because they’d be too busy locked in the basement jerking off to this chubby girl with cream on her face that they can pretend is their cum….pervert weirdos…so crafty in their weirdness.. The post Cumface Hilary Duff of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima From the Right Angles for Love Magazine of the Day

Adriana Lima fans are hanging onto the memory of Adriana Lima as hard as Adriana Lima is, and collectively, are pretending she’s not old, chubby, boxy…and built like a mom, and if you tell people, they will deny it and tell you you’re the crazy one, even though you’ve seen her in photoshoots, and live walking on runways and all the other bullshit that Adriana Lima does in her overpriced career, seeing as I can find hotter 20 year olds than her 35 year old body to get naked for 100 bucks, while she charges 100k to leave the house…which is probably just another part of the spell she’s cast on people..making them believe she’s better than she is…. But on a positive note, she’s been doing this 2 decades, knows her angles and still has tits to distract from her midsection….before casting that spell and stealing your soul with her eyes…it’s some Brazilian Voodoo spell…or something… The post Adriana Lima From the Right Angles for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day

I guess Kylie Jenner takes Christmas very fucking seriously, because during the Christmas Holidays, I’m guess on BOXING day, she got a red colored tattoo that reads some variation of the word “Santa”….only she spells it “’sa-ne-te”… Nothing screams having your childhood stolen from you – like having a Christmas obsession so deep you get the shit tattooed on you. Maybe her dad was too busy applying make-up, or attaching elastic bands to his dick, to climb down the Chimney for the family….and Maybe her sister, the Sasquatch no one wanted to touch used to crawl into her bed at night and make her do dirty things, as the weird sister in the family does…I had one that used to make me mount her and rub her erotically… Or maybe, just maybe “’sa-ne-te” has nothing to do with Christmas at all, and the red and the fact it’s on Christmas holiday is just a coincidence, and somehting so detailed, thought out, and special enough to get inked on her has been planned for years… What it doesn’t change is the fact that Kylie Jenner is a doughy, weirdly shaped monster, who if you see her in person, looks like she’s got an inch of make-up over random meat stappled to her face…but people are obsessed with all things famous, even talentless things, therefore…she exists. The post Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes for Christmas of the Day

I’ve heard that Samantha Hoopes is a 20,000 a day hooker, but that could be a lie…that could also be a Christmas miracle for those of you who have 20,000 dollars to spend on a girl in a night, and more importantly, for those of you who use Sports Illustrated Swim as your escort agency catalog….which rich people do… Whether, you think she’s a classy young lady, an old washed up lady pretending to be a model, a sugar baby, a top model, or a low level model from instagram….she’s still got big fake tits… The post Samantha Hoopes for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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