In case you didn’t know…Christina Milian is an attention seeking whore, trying out the whole instagram model angle of posting slutty pics to get noticed, seeing as she’s had a hit song, and written hit songs, and even hosts a TV show, as the secondary host…and no one gives a fuck about her… So she might as well make an emjoi bra and an emoji face…that after much analysis…makes her look cuter and more interesting than she usually looks… If you’re into black moms with fat tits…whoring…like some Houston stripper…here’s some Milian…and when looking at this, keep in mind, she’s got a lot of money and can just as easily not post nonsense about herself.. The post Christina Milian is an Emoji Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re interested in Kazakstan fashions…here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, a lingerie model, being as slutty as she can for these Arabs / Russian / Asia border…becuase you don’t want to offend the wrong person and have them go shoot up your planned parenthood…. I would make a Kazakstan joke, but I think Borat built a fucking career on that, so we can just stare at Alessandra’s old mom face and remember that all things die. Maybe it’s better that she’s in winter gear…you know save the half nakedness for the youth who have replaced her… The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I never jerked off to Winona Ryder….but she is in one of my Favorite Holiday Movies…”Little Women”… The most amazing thing about Winona Ryder isn’t that she’s fucked half of hollywood in the 30 years she’s been part of hollywood…but rather that she was considered an “it girl” for the longest time…even though we all know her best work was when she was robbing department stores…not modeling for brands sold in department stores….like this one for Marc Jacobs… I never quite understood her, but then I found out that she had massive Jewish girl tits, and all of a sudden it made sense, despite those tits never been used in movies for good….but I guess saved for casting couches for evil…you know to manipulate the job…. And I don’t understand why they’re still not being celebrated, this is like shitting on 1990…harder than…Milli Vanilli.. Non tits, when you have big tits, especially at 44 when nothing else is really working out for her sex appeal…is a fucking crime she should be arrested for…like it was 2001.. My opinion of this ad is that it’s reminiscent of doing cocaine at Hollywood afterparties…off mirrored tables all these hollywood types have… This has been a minute in reconnecting with Winona Ryder… The post Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amy Hixson can suck my anus…no seriously, all these models are for hire, you just have to pretend you have a private jet…and they usually won’t even charge you… That’s not to say Amy Hixson is quite like all the other models, I am sure she would never admit she’s like the other models, because with these models comes a level of delusion that involves not realizing that they are only into rich guys and famous guys..but are the first to call out other girls for being whores…or sugar babies…but never taking ownership I guess what I am saying is that I love Amy Hixson and want to have her baby, after she marries a rich guy, so that I can mooch off her like she mooches off him…seems to the only way this love will work out… In the meantime I’ll try to understand the “artist” statement of this silly shoot for Glamour Italia… The post Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amy Hixson can suck my anus…no seriously, all these models are for hire, you just have to pretend you have a private jet…and they usually won’t even charge you… That’s not to say Amy Hixson is quite like all the other models, I am sure she would never admit she’s like the other models, because with these models comes a level of delusion that involves not realizing that they are only into rich guys and famous guys..but are the first to call out other girls for being whores…or sugar babies…but never taking ownership I guess what I am saying is that I love Amy Hixson and want to have her baby, after she marries a rich guy, so that I can mooch off her like she mooches off him…seems to the only way this love will work out… In the meantime I’ll try to understand the “artist” statement of this silly shoot for Glamour Italia… The post Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale knows one thing…and that thing is that her face is pretty broken down, but her body is pretty banging, so as long as she crops out her face, things are fucking sexy and fit….maintaining her fans that I am surprised she has, but not really, dudes are weird especially when they are dudes who watch High School Musical… I guess the life lesson is that if you’re not cute, but marketed cute, not hot, but marketed hot…even monstrous in your asymmetry…commit to the fit body…because even the hottest girls get old…but a toned stomach, face or not, is something even the most unimpressed pervert would want to cum on… The post Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland is the hollywood child with famous friends and family who has done a few things…but seems to be most interested in her photography, since eveyrone is a photographer, and in doing her photography, is producing high concept stuff like the bottomless no bottoms pic…and the “my boyfriend eats my pussy pic”… This is Art…I don’t necessarily care for or believe in art because art is a fabrication to scam rich people…but whatever it is, it’s heading in the right direction… I prefer her SITTING ON FACE pic… The post Willa Holland’s Bottomless and Eaten Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So…Nicki Minaj was put in an interesting position that she probably shouldn’t have got involved in, despite being the money maker in the family, who owns the houses that both her brother and mother live in, as they are mooches of her success…and feel entitled to not only live in her house, instead of making money to buy his own damn house, despite being 37…..but also entitled enough to do things that led to a raping a 12 year old charge… Now Jelani Maraj and the details of his rape charges may not be public, and maybe he’s innocent, but the fact that if he isn’t innocent and Nicki Minaj is standing by him, because he’s family is a little fucked up considering her job… I believe that if she is backing him and paying for his legal team with money she makes from 12 year olds… She should be blacklisted and treated like she herself is a 12 year old rapist, and in a lot of ways I am sure she is, as being an idol to them is psychologically rapey… The story is that she posted bail…for someone Charged with raping a 12 year old… Court papers reveal the superstar singer put up the $100,000 bond that sprang Jelani Maraj, 37, from custody in Nassau County on Friday after he was accused of first-degree rape and first-degree sexual conduct against the preteen. The bond is backed by a two homes in Baldwin that are owned by Minaj — one of which is used by her brother and the other by her mother, Carol. “She was prepared to do anything for her brother,” a source said of Minaj. Minaj will be responsible for the fees associated with securing the the bond, typically 6 percent to 10 percent of the bond amount, or $6,000 to $10,000. Had the bail been higher — and Nassau prosecutors had asked for $500,000 — Minaj was ready to offer a letter of credit from a California bank account worth in excess of $2 million, the source said. Again…she posted bail…for someone charged with raping a 12 year old… That means Nicki Minaj has put someone who has been charged with raping a 12 year old….on the street where he can rape more 12 year olds…instead of leaving him in prison where people who aren’t rich stay after they are charged with the rape 12 year olds… The legal system and Nicki Minaj are fucked up… The post Nicki Minaj Supports Rapist Brother’s Rape Charge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is 40 years old, but she plays an 18 year old in social media, movies, TV shows, all of which makes her stage parents really happy and gives her hipster sisters something to leverage when they lounge around all day…looking for the next party to do coke at… Here she is in a white dress, because despite it looking like it is something a stripper would wear…white is wholesome and pure…innocent and lovely..and not something someone who bangs producers while underage would ever wear… The post Balle Thorne in a White Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I just saw this in my facebook feed and it made me laugh. I guess Coca Cola understands that they are in a losing battle against sugar in North America, because Canadians and Americans are health conscious and Coca Cola is toxic as fuck, even when they try to position it as healthy or as a special “treat” for you after you workout because everyone needs a treat… So they focus on the sugar loving nations that can afford a coca cola and consider it some kind of American delicacy… And they are doing it by playing the socially conscious, or responsible company that is out there to save people with their toxic swill… I know latin America and in some areas, Coke is less expensive than bottled water, even though coke is responsible for the bottled water, as it is all from the water resevoir they apparently take 75% of the water from… Meaning, they know their drink is addictive shit, and they know it is their lifeline, because water is just water, so they price it cheaper than the same fucking water they are bottling, even though it has all that added sugar….because they are fucking EVIL… So the premise is: “white people bringing gifts to save Christmas”…. The message after it was released is: “convey a message of unity and joy”. Instead, it “reproduced and reinforced stereotypes of indigenous people as culturally and racially subordinate” The reality is….they are manipulating people to buy their product, get addicted to their product, not because they are uneducated, but because it’s a treat and cheaper than bottled water…they are selling them… Either way…evil…billion dollar coproations… The post Coca Cola’s Offensive Socially Conscious Mexican Ad of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
