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Bella Hadid in Lingerie for Love Magazine of the Day

Don’t give Gigi all the glory…here’s latch on sister Bella… Love Magazine is a bit of a fame whore of a magazine, they basically attach themselves to anything relevant, rather than paving the way and finding things that are going to be relevant, that would require too much work, might as well just come up with a creative enough idea like the Advent Calendar, and get everyone involved because there are only 31 days in December that means only 31 people who they can use…getting all these people excited to participate and get that stamp of approval.. Whether it is Kendall dressed like a shark…. Or Bella in Lingerie looking like a 60s housewife…They’ll do whatever they can with whoever they can to build their own brand…makes sense, and doesn’t offend me, since it is decent enough content and any excuse to get girls in their underwear is good times… The advent calendar drops tomorrow – be excited… The post Bella Hadid in Lingerie for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabelle Fuhrman is Some Hunger Games Actor and the Orphan 18 and in a Thong of the Day

Isabelle Fuhrman is some 18 turning 19 year old you didn’t jerk off to when she was 17, because she’s not on the Disney Channel and your miserable ass is not forced to sexualize minors not miners….because you’re married and your balls are in a vice grip…that means no jerking off and no porn…because that’s just the kind of spineless man you are.. Well she was born in 1997, which is creepy to those of us who were 27 in 1997…but not really, that shit never bothered me, just gave me more time to learn how to trick girls into getting naked for me…and surprisingly enough..it works, even on 20 year olds who should know better… She sounds like a bratty rich kid, who grew up in the Valley…her face looks like she’s Ron Perlman…or that kid, you know who I’m talking about in Mask… She’s in Masters of Sex…she was the Orphan in Orphan…and now she’s in a Thong for a black and white photoshoot – because this is what 18 year olds do…none of this wait for Playboy to pay you 20,000 dollars to do it nonsense.. The post Isabelle Fuhrman is Some Hunger Games Actor and the Orphan 18 and in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lucy Hale is Edgy for Paper Magazine of the Day

Lucy Hale is the back-burnered, pushing 30, Pretty Little Liar…which means she’s still extremely fucking famous, kids fucking love that show making all these girls matter, but in mattering there’s a fear of being typecast, especially when the show is clearly going to be cancelled soon enough…forgotten… I guess she’s just not as hot as chubby benson and the Canadian…not that I’ve ever seen the show, and could be totally wrong about everything I say about it… I just know she’s in bondage gear for Paper magazine, because Bondage is in, I haven’t met a girl under 25 who doesn’t want to be choked out while getting fucked up the ass…smacked and bruise…because for some reason that’s feminism and empowering… Makes for a good time, until they decide you’re a rapist that didn’t respect their safe word.. The post Lucy Hale is Edgy for Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer for The Pirelli Calendar of the Day

Live action cabbage patch doll Amy Schumer, who has blocked me on social media, because comedians are sensitive souls who make fun of everyone, including themselves, but don’t like being teased by other people, because it hurts their feelings… She was a rich Jewish kid, turned comedian everyone loves and I’m not a fan of her, but at the same time I don’t hate her or her success, I don’t know enough about her humor, it just seems like it may be a little low hanging fruit, laugh at the obvious, empower the fat chick…and I guess Pirelli, who have a calendar that has always been for models, at least that’s how they started many many years ago…when they came up with the concept for high fashion nudity for their calendar…but we can assume since there is no need for calendars anymore, just throw anyone in there…that will get attention…because pretty images of pretty people to hang on your wall just isn’t in…but making noise and supporting or empowering fat chicks is.. So here she is, with her face looking like a drawing it’s been so photoshopped and still not cute…with her fat rolls saying “it’s ok to be fat” and I am sure women everywhere are excited as fuck about this…in a “You go star”…way…but she’s just a marketer, marketing to that market the way they need to be marketed to. She knows she’s disgusting, but even being as disgusting as she is, guys will fuck her…even when she was just a bar tender…she knows she’s only good at jokes to make up for being ugly and this feeling liberated shit may be an act, may be a who gives a fuck, may be a “make fucking money”…but it is working…because what guys want to see doesn’t matter, and really guys can jerk off to anything – they’ll fuck anything…and if it has tits…they think anything is hot… So do I think a girl should have her fat photoshopped out, no, I like authenticity…but I think her face should be as authentic…no make-up…give it to us how it really is…like how I’d wake up next to her still drunk after she date rapes me because she’s aggressive and I’m desirable… ALL THIS TO SAY – TERRIFYING.. The post Amy Schumer for The Pirelli Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Glamour Mexico of the Day

Bella Thorne is the future…..at least according to all the internet blogs that post pics of chicks…because they are written by perverts into looking at chicks….for dudes who are also perverts into looking at chicks…because they are too “lazy”…to get actual chicks…and by lazy, I mean pathetic and incapable of talking to girls… She’s everywhere, which must be exhausting for a 50 year old, pretending to be an 18 year old, who has a rocking body that hardly looks 18, but that still looks amazing for its age… I guess what it comes down to is – thank god for Stage parents from florida, who choose hollywood over meth in the trailer park and stupid sized fake tits…..the reasonable sized one asre much better. Here is the video…of her celebrating being 18…at 50 Here are some pics… Here she is for snapchat on thanksgiving…perverts… Here is her less successful sister, also from the same fame whoring family, maximizing her sister’s success, with some big tits in a small bikini pics…she blocked me on instagram, so I don’t like this one…but tits in a small bikini have no hate…or anger…no matter what horrible person they are on…they belong to the world… The post 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Glamour Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I give Thanks For Sex in Brooklyn, the stepNEWS and Other Videos of the Day

Store Front Strip Poker in Manhattan Shitty Driving Situation Man VS Electricity Woman Taken Out at the Wedding by the Bride’s Wedding Car Thanksgiving Fight in Philly Cops in Delaware Break Into Mark Reedy’s House…with a Search Warrant..When He Was Not Home and Kill His Tail Wagging Dog…. Cops Chasing an Old Drunk Guy Thanksgiving Beer Run Man Gets Knocked Out and His Pockets Get Emptied…Humanity! Happy Beach Dance! Topless VS Tear Gas The post I give Thanks For Sex in Brooklyn, the stepNEWS and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day

I have mixed feelings about female rugby players…. Usually, like the girls in these pictures, they are at the college level, because I guess it’s one of those thing pregnant women and mom’s aren’t too into….which is a good thing…we like college girls… Usually, rugby girls like to drink, because rugby is one of those sports, with this weird brotherhood, that I am sure applies to girl rugby players, that involves heavy drinking…but unfortunately it isn’t skinny girl vodka sodas, but rather beer, that bulks them the fuck up, to allow them to play rugby better… But with beer drinking thick girls…in some kind of brotherhood, comes fucking, so if you meet a rugby girl at your local irish pub, you’ll think “she’s disgusting, how will I get my mini cock in that, what the fuck are those legs and ass, I don’t want to see her naked, but I know she can take a beating, and even beat me, and I know she is down to fuck, because she keeps humping my leg, thanks to being drunk and bigger girl”… So Rugby girls aren’t porn to me, they terrify me, and seeing them naked reaffirms that…but that doesn’t mean they’re not lovely..in this is a promotional nude calendar put out by Oxford University, to draw attention to a match they have against Cambridge on December 10, because smart thick girls like beating the fuck out of each other too..which is the least erotic thing ever… The post Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Holly Holm is Hard Bodied on TV of the Day

Wow late night TV is such shit…I can’t even But I guess they’re interviewing some chick – who may or may not have a dick – at least according to these guys and their extensive research.. But dick or not, she pretends to be a girl and dudes everywhere, at least those who are into chick fights, have jerked off to her – thanks to UFC doing this updated version of jello wrestling Cat fights have been erotic forever, even when the chicks are questionably chick… Here are some pics of her The post Holly Holm is Hard Bodied on TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Photoshoot of the Day

Selena Gomez is the Worst…and this is a cheesy fucking shoot she’s in because she’s cheesy as fuck…you know when not milking her chemotherapy to sell records…or hanging out with Taylor Swift to try to be as relevant because clearly she knows she’s a talentless hack who needs to suck up to people who actually sell records…in hopes it spills over like it was Bieber’s sperm spilling out of her vagina… Here’s her nipple at the airport…which is exciting…I guess… The post Selena Gomez Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ruby Rose for GQ of the Day

Ruby Rose decided to be a girl in GQ, because she’s a girl, despite playing a dyke and or “trans man”….inspiring straight-ish girls to cut their hair like her..so that the entire world can look like Bieber…all thanks to a TV show…because people are wear as fuck and do what TV tells them to do…even though we’re more media savvy and know better… So here she is being a leader of the gender bending world…because it was a nice hook for her to use as a marketing platform – that converted for her….convert gender to convert into sales, make that money…and I guess once you’re there…..you can get in your panties and pretend it’s all part of your plight…when really it’s just being basic… The post Ruby Rose for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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