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Karlie Kloss for WSJ of the Day

Karlie Kloss is one of Taylor Swift’s life sized barbie dolls, who I guess is on payroll to hang with Taylor Swift and give the illusion that Taylor Swift has friends, because without this gang of models she surrounds herself with, that scream “I had no childhood, I am richer than god, I can buy people, and pay them their day rate, to sit on my couch”…because power hungry people are creepy….but less creepy when surrounded by models…even if what she does with them behind closed doors and under contract is… I don’t know why, I dig this SpaceX head office photoshoot, maybe because Karlie Kloss has great legs, maybe because I know SpaceX and space mining is the beginning of the end of humanity which excites me…or maybe it is just the panties…it’s probably just the panties…. The post Karlie Kloss for WSJ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

Old lady model Candice Swanepoel loves posting pics of her bare ass… Even though she spent the decade long career being non-nude and boring as fuck… ALl of a sudden she’s done a nude shoot or two and I guess she’s loved the attention or feedback…possibly even getting a wet pussy, soaking through panties over it…as girls do…when guys jerk off to them….making her come out of her shell… Luckily, it’s not in a too little too late situation…it’s in a just fine, keep showing the ass but next time spread it apart for me cuz I like asshole situation..which is a common thread in my life… The post Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

Old lady model Candice Swanepoel loves posting pics of her bare ass… Even though she spent the decade long career being non-nude and boring as fuck… ALl of a sudden she’s done a nude shoot or two and I guess she’s loved the attention or feedback…possibly even getting a wet pussy, soaking through panties over it…as girls do…when guys jerk off to them….making her come out of her shell… Luckily, it’s not in a too little too late situation…it’s in a just fine, keep showing the ass but next time spread it apart for me cuz I like asshole situation..which is a common thread in my life… The post Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty for a Magazine of the Day

Billionaire booty…that’s what I call this shoot of Nicola Peltz, who was the Gigi Hadid before Gigi Hadid, that instead of investing into her instagram, decided to be the babe in Transformers….I assume because her billionaire dad invested in Transformers, or because her billionaire dad is homies with Michael Bay, who makes transformers, and together they live that Miami beach life…especailly during the Christmas season, as east coast jews tend to do.. Doesn’t matter why she’s a name, or how hungry she is for fame, despite having money to afford a life that involves not working or whoring out to the world, but I guess it’s some innate human instinct seeking acceptance and dominance in a patriarchal world…or some shit… I know I’d be using my trust fund for hookers and naps that last weeks.. But she’s using it to get in her underwear in magazines…so weird…to me…but I like billionaire booty / all booty / so it works… The post Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day

Michael Kors is a Huge fucking brand….so I wonder why the hired such a bootleg model…or why they did such a shitty video…or why it only has 2,000 views… Knowing they probably paid 250,000 dollars to 1,000,000 dollars for this…makes me want to hunt down the marketing person, lock them in my fucking basement, and let them die a long, drawn out, death…they deserve for being such fucking clowns, who lack creativity, vision, and even their “safe”…bullshit, fucking sucks… If you use a hooker who makes 10,000 dollars a year like Nina Agdal, use her like the fucking hooker she is… If you’re looking to build out your brand, do something interesting, even do something different…do something different.. It doesn’t mean “get naked girls shoving iphones in their assholes”…something we know Nina Agdal would do.. It does mean using your fucking money smarter and doing something interesting… There is so much waste in the world…wasted money, wasted opportunity…and I am only posting this because it fucking sucks…not because Michael Kors paid me 100,000 dollars to post it…ya know… Fuckers…and their downs syndrome looking models… The post Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens Finds Her California of the Day

celeber.ru Find Your California, not because it’s lost…but because some hipster, make-up artist, with access to celebrities because there’s a circle and when you’re in it, even the dumbest of ideas get co-signed, especially when they are based around the state that gave these egos the egos they have…there’s a love for the sunny weather…and all the money it has made them…via Disney…also created in California… So here’s Vanessa Hudgens participating in the “movement” that’s hardly a movement, but rather subpar, average at best pics and I’m just mad Vanessa Hudgens didn’t find her California when she posted or leaked those nude pics…because we should revisit those..now that she’s not 17…or pretending to be 17….to get her bush removed from the internet… I prefer when ASHLEY BENSON found her California with a sheer bra top – showcasing what really matters about Ashley Benson…and what I guess she’s learned from her California…once she found her California, and that is that her tits..can carry her…. But these will do, I guess. The post Vanessa Hudgens Finds Her California of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated her 90th birthday by doing a shoot for Maxim, like it was 1996, with Gille Bensimon, who is a great photographer, but also who peaked when he was married to Elle Macpherson in 1990…making this like a throwback thursday on a tuesday…where she’s showing her ass and titties… I don’t really get the direction of Maxim, who before they got bought by some rich kid from Texas, who may or may not be an arab…(oil money)….would send me lawyers letters like little pussy bitches…”why are you posting and promoting are photoshoots you jerk”….even though they used to buy traffic from me…so confusing…but not as confusing as Alessandra Ambrosio still… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day

I wonder where Salma Hayek’s life would have ended up if she looked like most of the Mexicans I know…all Mayan and built short, stalky, with no neck…often times 30-50 lbs overweight because of all the corn tortillas they eat at the Mexican restaurant they work at or sometimes own…trying to milk the taco and burrito crazy to white people of the north…looking for a taste of the south…especially on birthday parties or office lunches…complete with Sombrero’s and crushed Ice Maragritas…racists… I am assuming…she’d probably still be in Mexico…but lucky for you she’s got the dumbest fucking tits around…and here she is showcasing them in the most insanely, non-subtle way…it’s like BEACH balls or some shit…on the level of Trashy, or Elvira…like she knows it’s all we care about…because its all we care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I wonder where Salma Hayek’s life would have ended up if she looked like most of the Mexicans I know…all Mayan and built short, stalky, with no neck…often times 30-50 lbs overweight because of all the corn tortillas they eat at the Mexican restaurant they work at or sometimes own…trying to milk the taco and burrito crazy to white people of the north…looking for a taste of the south…especially on birthday parties or office lunches…complete with Sombrero’s and crushed Ice Maragritas…racists… I am assuming…she’d probably still be in Mexico…but lucky for you she’s got the dumbest fucking tits around…and here she is showcasing them in the most insanely, non-subtle way…it’s like BEACH balls or some shit…on the level of Trashy, or Elvira…like she knows it’s all we care about…because its all we care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara Got Married of the Day

A video posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Nov 22, 2015 at 12:37pm PST Sofia Vergara married some actor…because she is also an actor…and I guess it is a reminder to instagram whores everywhere, especially the immigrant, hispanic, fresh off the boat in the Miami Port ones, that if they stick to showing their tits, partying with the rich guys, they too may be typecast for what ends up being a massive fucking show…and all it takes is fucking strategically…it can even happen if you’re a single mother…but may help if you’re Colombian and have access to all the right cocaine channels to help the rich guys have even more fun than just your tits when they roll through Miami..before one falls in love and drags you to LA with them…to make everyone a lot of money… You know, as well as I know, that Sofia Vergara’s story of being that single mom, who smuggled herself to America…pulled some shady non-status things…possibly even an anchor baby or two…all while being hot enough to pull it off..reminding us that maybe, if all the illegals looked like this…people like Donald Trump, who is married to an immigrant..would be more tolerant…because of her tits.. I mean…this is a “fairy tale wedding” at 45….and a reminder…anything can happen…but it usually requires being hot with huge tits… I think she’s overrated – Here she is for some wedding magazine…. The post Sofia Vergara Got Married of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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