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Sofia Vergara Got Married of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Nov 22, 2015 at 12:37pm PST Sofia Vergara married some actor…because she is also an actor…and I guess it is a reminder to instagram whores everywhere, especially the immigrant, hispanic, fresh off the boat in the Miami Port ones, that if they stick to showing their tits, partying with the rich guys, they too may be typecast for what ends up being a massive fucking show…and all it takes is fucking strategically…it can even happen if you’re a single mother…but may help if you’re Colombian and have access to all the right cocaine channels to help the rich guys have even more fun than just your tits when they roll through Miami..before one falls in love and drags you to LA with them…to make everyone a lot of money… You know, as well as I know, that Sofia Vergara’s story of being that single mom, who smuggled herself to America…pulled some shady non-status things…possibly even an anchor baby or two…all while being hot enough to pull it off..reminding us that maybe, if all the illegals looked like this…people like Donald Trump, who is married to an immigrant..would be more tolerant…because of her tits.. I mean…this is a “fairy tale wedding” at 45….and a reminder…anything can happen…but it usually requires being hot with huge tits… I think she’s overrated – Here she is for some wedding magazine…. The post Sofia Vergara Got Married of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I make fun of Kate Upton for being the most overrated, pig of a model, who is plus sized but in denial..because for some reason the industry forces some girls to starve themselves, other girls to call themselves plus sized, yet Kate Upton, who is huge, even monster sized, gets the cover of magazines like Vogue, and is jerked off to by many because she’s got huge doughy tits, that match her doughy body, but that are so doughy, people eat them up like cookie dough, that’s probably what they are made of….despite her not even being hot… She’s in movies, she’s rich as fuck…and she’s gross…especially in her leggings…that even a dog, who normally eats garbage and panties, sniffing old periods and yeast infections on the laps of women everywhere…but wants nothing to do with this… I guess in a lot of ways…this dog is the oracle…it just gets it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I make fun of Kate Upton for being the most overrated, pig of a model, who is plus sized but in denial..because for some reason the industry forces some girls to starve themselves, other girls to call themselves plus sized, yet Kate Upton, who is huge, even monster sized, gets the cover of magazines like Vogue, and is jerked off to by many because she’s got huge doughy tits, that match her doughy body, but that are so doughy, people eat them up like cookie dough, that’s probably what they are made of….despite her not even being hot… She’s in movies, she’s rich as fuck…and she’s gross…especially in her leggings…that even a dog, who normally eats garbage and panties, sniffing old periods and yeast infections on the laps of women everywhere…but wants nothing to do with this… I guess in a lot of ways…this dog is the oracle…it just gets it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Sucking Fingers in Concert of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know the American Music Awards were on last night but despite the trending stories on Facebook that I assume they paid Facebook to seed to the world…due to ad dollars depending on it…the real story for me is Miley Cyrus in her new stage performance, that is obviously sexually charged, with strap ons and fake tits that look like real tits…that include her sucking on people’s fingers as they hold out money for her…like some kind of strip club I’ve never been to..but that would be how Disney would portray a Strip Club, sensationalized and dramatic…and not sad…real sad…and medicated…that even when the professionally trained dancer with her Master’s of Dance from some weird dance conservatory…has no soul…but she does grind you for 10 dollars a song…making it all ok… Here are all of Terry’s Pics with Miley – Including Labia and Possibly Asshole – that are All Pretyt Amazing and How I want to see all popstars…. I am loving her hipster skinny small tit bush rockin’ body…this is porn to me…and I guess porn to all the Christians too… The post Miley Cyrus Sucking Fingers in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

celeber.ru Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker… I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want.. The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican… Boring – Here are the pics… The post Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day

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All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want.. The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican… Boring – Here are the pics… The post Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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See Moore of Hunger Games star Julianne in Short Cuts!

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julianne Moore and Jennifer Lawrence face off in this weekend’s Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 , but Julianne’s bottomless scene from Short Cuts Moore than makes up for the lack of nudity in Hunger Games ! Also this week, Eliza Coupe and Teri Andrez lezz out on the Hulu Original Series Casual , and Jennifer Connelly bares bush and takes a load to the face in the new film Shelter !

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Ashley Benson Nipples for Flaunt of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lookin’ Good….Nipples… Here’s chubby Ashley Benson – not looking so chubby….but instead looking her best…showing off her tits….cuz this girl’s got some tits…and she’s got them tits in a sheer top for Flaunt Magazine, which I guess is still around or on the comeback tour….. Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show… a really fucking successful TV show…that little kids actually watch even though it’s not vine…and I guess she’s avoiding being typecast, because she’s taking the hipster hustle and showing her tits…a lot…and I say at least she’s showing her tits…because tits come with being chubby…and tits make chubby ok…because coming comes to tits if you’re into tits…and who isn’t…they’re tits.. I’m a fan…of tits, and by default…of Ashley Benson…because she’s got tits…that you’ve seen before.. I wonder how many times I can say tits in a post…will this make me the top result on google for tits…I’m going with no….but I’ll be staring at Benson tits…in the meantime for the next 3 seconds…that’s all the attention span we’ve got…. The post Ashley Benson Nipples for Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley must be very old by now, but I still think she’s great… She just has this classic model vibe to her, she’s pre Instagram, and she knows it and can look down on every new model and laugh knowing their story is not based on skill or talent, but on sucking up to the right people….or other social media celebrities…perpetuating the lie that is their relevance… And the fact that she’s British and has a bitchy face, just makes me assume she can throw dirty looks at them when they are at the same parties, that Rosie ends up leaving because she can’t lower herself to their level.. I also like that she’s been the hot pussy in movies, proving that acting requires no talent, if you’re pretty, something you’ve probbaly known since Marilyn Monroe…not that I am comparing Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley to Marilyn Monroe, or to being anyone nearly as memorable as Marilyn Monroe…I’m just saying bitches have been talentless scams forever…I just like when they believe their shit, act the part, like divas because of their shit…especially when they look like this… I hate when girls are gracious, nice, sweet, or suck ups…I like bad attitudes all the time…the more they hate me, the more I love them….especially when they are having sex with me…because I can’t respect a girl who enjoys sex with me…if you know what I looked like naked, you’d understand… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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