Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret because she’s old, too expensive, and there are a bunch of hotter, younger girls who are more keen to get involved with the brand…they don’t need some mom and her mixed race…which is mulatto or half breed to the racists I know you are….they don’t need some DJ whore from the Netherlands annoying them with her bullshit diva demands…so they let her leave gracefully…and pretend she’s got better things to do, you know new projects, a new direction that will take up all her time making it impossible to give Victoria’s Secret the one day a month they need her and pay her millions of dollars for…SURE… You know, projects like fame whoring for the paparazzi in Miami…going to clubs to supervise her man…and this …”The Holland Herald”….moving’ on up…fading into obscurity…as models in their 30s do. The post Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is the “official instagram” of model Zuzanna Bijoch …..who from her facebook page is a “World Famous Top Model”….that’s gotta be a joke, what kind of bitch refers to herself like that…even when they are world famous models…unless they are being ironic…because doing it with a straight face…is fucking obnoxious… I guess a model…in being a model…and choosing that low level “look at me I’m pretty shit”…is obnoxious to begin with…so it’s expected…. Or maybe, she’s a puppet being handled by whatever handler she has, seeing as she’s probably from some Eastern European country…and thus has some dude with his hand inside her.. milking her…or as I prefer to call it … whoring her out to the world…as her “agent”…which is legalese for pimp….and they do it with cam girls… But maybe, it is just affirmations, you know her telling herself she’s a bigger deal than she is…to help her and motivate her through this… And really, none of it matters, because she’s fully naked in some magazine called 25 magazine… The post Zuzanna Bijoch Naked for 25 Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if laughing at a skinny model is called “Skinny Shaming”…. Or pointing out that the skinny model probably has an addiction…so is this “addict shaming”… Or maybe she’s got some sort of disease like it is “HIV POS Shaming”… Or maybe she’s got some kind of cancer….”Cancer Shaming”… Or is this from an eating disorder “anorexic shaming”…. And is this eating disorder caused by modeling agency demands…”model agency skinny demand shaming”…. All because all the work, like the food at the table is going to fat girls thanks to “fat shaming”… And everyone wants to feel like they are doing their part for society by celebrating fat girls…”indirect skinny shaming”… Her cheeks are sucked in, her skin grey, her eyes bags….she’s a fucking mess….looks like she’s been hanging with Lohan… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She’s probably medicating, not eating, on drugs…from being given too much money to know what to do with…in a high pressure existence…but who I am to predict anything…I’m just pointing out that some of the greatest tits in modeling have died “great tit turned shit tit shaming”…and maybe she needs some help…Here is a tribute to what was… The post Anja Rubik Looks Sick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always liked Tom Cruise’s original robot he never fucked because he’s gay…because of her great tits…that are probably because all of her is plastic…and botox…and/or the more expensive, lifelike silicon you find on the more expensive sex toys…as the hard plastic is for poor people and Nicole Kidman is not poor, but Hollywood glam from an era where actors got paid more insane money, even when they didn’t deserve it because it was all part of some movie producing racket…and now she’s in Interview magazine doing something that feels like old Hollywood Glam…..because along with Gun Laws…these Australians want to shit on your culture… I have never eating carrot pie, you know a little orange pussy, because for years, I was disgusted by them…I used to GINGER CUNT SHAME…and point at laugh at the fair skinned girls…even the pretty ones…because I just assumed they were freaks…and as I’ve learned about Gingers…they are freak…and that’s exactly why I want in on that…. But because I was so mean to them growing up, when so much ginger pussy was desperate and available….karma will not give me the shade of pubic hair I want…now that I’ve grown as a man and accept all shades of pubic hair…. I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about silly, but here they are anyway… The post Nicole Kidman in Black and White for Interview of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rick Owens is a fashion designer who all the hipsters fucking love… If you’ve seen a hip hop kid wearing leggings and shorts…like he’s Edward Scissor Hands…it’s very likely that they are into Rick Owens…who has clearly marketed himself properly, because his practical joke of dressing black thugs like a bootleg Peter Pan stage show…. So if you see see “cool” kids dressed like clowns, it could be inspired by Rick Owens…and it turns out, that like everything, Rick Owens is just a hack and ripped off some artist according to this magazine CLICK HERE I don’t really care about fashion being a scam, we are well aware that everything is a scam especially when it is detached, successful and rich as fuck… I do care about models carrying each other in the threesome or lesbian sex I’ll never have…because girls, especially lesbians…hate me… The post Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is the broken, probably not because she’s from Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s failed marriage….and probably not because her dad’s phone conversation with her went viral when she was a kid…I mean being raised by actors, who double as egotistical, self destructive, sociopaths…doesn’t break a person…it probably makes them a lot of fun… I just think she’s broken, because she wants so badly to be a hot, relevant model and she seems more interesting and compelling than all the other girls her age who are vapid little twats…who have far less significant parents…including BIEBER FUCKING COUSIN HAYLEY Yet she can’t pull it off… To make things worse, she’s 6 foot tall and actually built to model, while those other rich kids are short bitches… She’s gone through being madly in love, to being a lesbian, to rehab…and she’s only 19….or 18…I mean she’s young… But old enough for me to want to save her….with my mouth….18-20 is the fun years…for my mouth. The post Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus is doing Saturday night live… A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 2, 2015 at 10:15am PDT I guess in part of her promo, she’s doing the most irritating of TV shows…Jimmy Fallon that I find remarkable is still on TV in this internet era, but I guess America is stupid and likes half retard, school yard, interviews….instead of getting any real substance out of these idiots…but maybe I’m just angry at everything…and it’s not Jimmy Fallon, but rather me… So Miley , was on the show…talking about her Vegan Pig….with her hick accent…despite being a Disney trained actress and serious phoney, that you’d know probably wouldn’t have a hick accent since she moved to LA at 10…but who has it because she’s either lazy, sheltered, or full of hick shit… She also did an Emotional improv interview with Fallon…as part of his Bullshit school yard antics… She also was talking about how bad she wanted to smoke Leo’s Vape Pen….while Jimmy sucked up to her.. America…right… This wasn’t paid for by Jimmy Fallon… The post Miley Cyrus Hick Voice on Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rich Kid, overrated, undeserving, boring at best “Model”…from a vapid family that wants to be the Kardashians and who put importance on “modeling”…proven by two of the daughters being models…not because they are hot…but because they are rich kids and their careers were bought…making them “it girls”…probably because her mom modeled or because her rich as fuck arab dad fucks models…and it makes them feel like they all matter, when none of this matters… GIGI HADID…the Jonas Brother fucker…. Posted some insanity from a recent meltdown I call…being broken down by cyber bully’s who talk shit about her, as they should, trying to justify herself because she’s got feelings and all you assholes are cruel, and don’t realize that you’re the first to hate on cyber bullying, but for some reason it’s ok when you do it against celebs, or bottom feeders, feeding off Jonas Brother cock like this one….in some hypocrisy I can handle, because when the masses turn on someone, hopefully throwing them under the bus so they cease to exist…. It’s a good time… So key points in her meltdown that she felt going to public with would help her get through: 1- She’s rethinking why she does what she does….without explaining what it is she does. 2- She wants to have a unique walk….and knows she has to improve….#goals 3- YOu can make up all the reasons she’s at where she’s at…but she knows it is because she’s a hard worker…so make up that her dad is rich and used his rich friends to 4- She has a butt, abs, thighs, and fits in sample sizes… 5- She’s creating art and that’s a reminder that art is dead… 6- She’s not gonna change so if you don’t like it, don’t follow her, bitches… 7- Focus on things that inspire you and not bringing people down…be part of the change…because she’s the leader of some change or some movement even though her existence depends focusing on her….because without that…shed doesn’t exist and she can’t have that… Here’s her awkward walk. I love watching delusional rich kids play make-belief…especailly when they truly believe what they do is work and that they work hard at it…and that they are part of some bigger level change…who the fuck are these people… Now show us your tits.. THanks.. TO SEE HER LEAVING HER HOTEL CLICK HERE The post Jonas Brother’s Pussy Wants You To Know What’s Important to Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Marloes Horst is another overpaid girl…who gets naked or half naked because that’s her “job”…but it’s more a tactic to land really rich dudes who only like dating or marrying or knocking up girls who are published in magazines or work for brands…because they make their own money, so they seem less like hookers, and other dudes want to fuck them and jerk off to their pics in magazines…making the girls seem hotter than they are…because it’s like having something a lot of people want but only very few people…with over 100,000,000 dollars can get… These are some campaign pics for Target Australia…so middle of the road lingerie at the budget department store…that may not be as exciting as the top tier Victoria’s Secret overpriced sweatshop shit for basic Americans… They aren’t as exciting as when she used to get naked for her photoshoots, because she was just starting out and had to prove her focus…and probably not as exciting as when she’s drunk at rich person parties…but they still happened and sometimes we need to look at boring lingerie pics, to stare at girls in lingerie, and remember how boring the pics are, but how fun girls in lingerie are… The post Marloes Horst Models Lingerie for Target Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gisele Bundchen has a 700 dollar book coming out from Taschen, that we can assume no one in the fucking world will buy, except maybe for Tom Brady, because she’s his wife and the bitch will make him, so if you’re friends with Tom Brady and Gisele, you know what you’re getting for Christmas this year instead of a Christmas…sorry for ruining the surprise.. I know nothing about the book, because I only went to TASCHEN to steal the pics, but I can say it’s not worth 700 dollars, even at the peak of her career…to try to command this kind of money when you’re a has been model, is clearly just a marketing stunt that they probably drummed up at some party during fashion week…because why the fuck not..fuck with the public, make Gisele feel relevant, get people talking, show off her new tits, what else is a sports wife who was once a model to do with her time… I still wonder if she’s a man or not… The post Giesele’s Naked in her New Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
