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DrunkenStepfather X State Bicycle Company Win a Bike Contest of the Day

We are running a contest where you can win a giftcard worth enough to buy yourself a State Bicycle Company bike… CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE We did a photo shoot with a #stepGIRL to celebrate this joyous occasion…because hot girls and bikes are porn to me…and should be porn to you…especially when the girl looks this good… CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE So Bikes and babes…to get you to sign up to win a bike…seems like we’ve all fucking won to me… CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE Photos by: Spencer Edwards | Instagram Model: Ariadna Contreras | INSTAGRAM The post DrunkenStepfather X State Bicycle Company Win a Bike Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian in Latex and Kylie with Birth Defects of the Day

Mom, Pornstar, Rapper Wife, Reality TV monster, Kim Kardashian, felt that it was appropriate to post pictures of her pregnant in Latex with Kanye baby, something that you’d imagine Nation Security would want to eliminate in a CIA mission, that leads to excuses of “accidental car bombing’…or some other excuse that is equally good enough so long as she’s eliminated…I don’t think the world will care..if anything they’ll come together like it was the lunar eclipse on sidewalks across east coast america…staring at the sky thanking the powers that be for such a glorious moment in human history…. I don’t know what she’s peddling…but it’s pretty vile… But not as Vile as back up Kim Kardashian….Kylie….and not because she’s posing with mutants she’s exploiting to have more purpose than her family, to seem more PC in this PC generation of hypocritical idiots, in a be nice to everyone world while being a cunt privately…but because she should know better than to go along with this garbage…instead…she’s owning it aggressively… Here’s some of her snapchat hookin’ The post Kim Kardashian in Latex and Kylie with Birth Defects of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Laetitia Casta by David Bellemere for Muse of the Day

Laetitia Casta is one of the original tits in movies that graced the early internet for celebrity porn to jerk off to… I never quite knew who Laetitia Casta was in 1996, I just know that I was into jerking off to her tits, thanks to being into celebrities naked, and not celebrities in practice, instead of jerking off to gutter porn chicks naked… It was the era of internet photo porn, that still took 5 minutes to load an jpg, pre-video…and these sites called internet Thumbnail Gallery Posts or TGPs, were just a stack of categorized pictures you’d click on one to get to free galleries…and for some reason, a reason I call a preview to my entire existence in this world, I’d always choose the celebrity section instead of anal, teen, or blowjob… Since celebrities were less whorish then, all the actors or models naked would be international…and this Casta chick had these massive tits… I guess was 20 fucking years ago, but she’s still around, posing, but without nipple…which still counts, but barely, not just because of the no nipple, but because of the being old as fuck… David Bellemere is the top nude photographer around right now, so this could have been a great throwback to….those better days…but I guess it’s just not that kind of shoot.. I’ll post it anyway, because I’m old… The post Laetitia Casta by David Bellemere for Muse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Highland Park Naked Walking Naked of the Day

Here’s a woman walking naked in Highland Park Michigan, because she’s just a naturist on an evening stroll…because she finds it liberating…that fucking Hippie… Or maybe on drugs, or crazy, or a hooker…. Because Highland Park Michigan may be somewhere with beautiful scenery….expansive wealth and good living in turn of the century mansions…You know tract housing of the 1960s that benefitted by the booming car industry, in what represented suburban mall culture of the 60s …. what the American Dream was built on..where anything was possible…for good strong moral hard working people… Or maybe… Highland Park is…ghetto as fuck…. The post Highland Park Naked Walking Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maddie Ziegler Weird Dancing and Elle Fanning in i-D of the Day

Maddie Ziegler from Dance Moms and her 3.9 millon followers on Youtube, is also the creepy dancer from those SIA music videos….she’s insanely famous…and only 13 years old…which will make a great documentary when she’s working as a chainsmoking stripper in some airport strip club in Jersey… Well, i-D magazine decided to make this hip, awesome, indy film, viral video of her, you know using her their own marketing program like they were that Australian popstar…or even her parents who got her into all this…because why not, what else is she gonna be doing, junior high?…whatever.. All I can wonder is how many creepy dudes have masturbated to her not knowing she’s 12….and/or knowing she’s 12…. I realized early on in Youtube’s existence that little kids update videos of themselves, and that the commenters on said videos, had accounts that if you clicked on you’d see had favorited endless little kid dance videos, because they are fucking predators…with accesss to their criminal, vile, disgusting fetish…on a Google owned property…because really porn sites are the devil and can’t get advertisers, yet youtube is the site where the real weirdos and predators and pedo’s jerk off… Not that it matters, what matters is that this weirdo hipster, who’s family is exploiting, and creeps are loving, because they like the money…and fame….is in this video…and she freaks me out… Elle Fanning is also in the latest i-D…in a bra…young girls everywhere.. The post Maddie Ziegler Weird Dancing and Elle Fanning in i-D of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford’s May Have Nipples in The Edit of the Day

Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, just barely in bloom, because she’s Cindy Crawford, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying. I guess retiring at 30, to live a life of luxury with some Billionaire Heir of the Gerber baby food empire, allows your already good genes to preserve and age better… Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on…in all aspects of my life…it is still 1993… Maybe it’s just that I ran into her on the street, one of the only models I’ve run into in person…we locked eyes, and I realized then and there….how she manipulated everyone to fall into her trap… The post Cindy Crawford’s May Have Nipples in The Edit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio for Some Campaign of the Day

Sara Sampaio is boring… But Victoria’s Secret has given her a stamp of approval…and now companies you’ve never heard of can overpay her for their campaigns, giving her a bigger ego than she already has, making rich guys think they aren’t sugar babies because they make 10k a day or more, when they are sugar babies…even though there are 1000s of hotter girls with better selfies on instagram that this shit.. This is zero fucking interesting, compelling, creative, if anything it makes me think the brand are fucking idiots for wasting money on this shit, money they could have used to save a dying child…or some shit.. Garbage..but I’m posting it…so I guess they got 4 dollars of free exposure…for their thousands spent… The post Sara Sampaio for Some Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne and Kate Moss Slutty Pics for Instagram of the Day

UK model Cara Delevingne has been hanging out with Kate Moss. We can safely say this is her idol, because both are from the UK, and Cara Delevingne, rich kid, is a hipster, who we can assume grew up on Kate Moss, and wore the Kate Moss T-shirt as hipsters do, and has crafter her party, lesbian, I don’t give a fuck, s pretty much a photocopy of her existence…so now that they’ve been put together in a campaign, they’re now best of friends, because Kate Moss, hasn’t changed since she was 20, and still parties and gets fucked up, and probably likes being around the youth, the it girls, because it makes it seem OK.. This is a lot like how Ryan Seacrest used to fuck Dick Clarke up the ass on his death bed…only the model version…and I guess Cara in her trying hard to be cool and not caring…involves giving herself street cred by posting a topless / censored pic Kate Took of her, and one I guess she took of Kate…and the whole thing….bores me…but is more interesting than other things going on… The post Cara Delevingne and Kate Moss Slutty Pics for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day

It’s like it was just yesterday that she was a single mom, dating some heroin addict rockstar, releasing videos of her doing blow at all the cool parties, when not on a yacht topless, for the world to see her mid 30s long, well traveled nipples… It’s like it was a week ago that she was the Calvin Klein heroin chic it girl at 18, being shat on by everyone for being to skinny, while being cummed on by Johnny Depp and pretty much everyone.. It’s like it was just today, that she is in this photoshoot for some October issue magazine, called Vogue Paris, still looking amazing. I’m a Kate Moss fan, basic maybe, but at least I’m consistent… The post Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day

Alexis Ren is a tumblr, turned Instagram, sensation who has millions of followers because her and her boyfriend took pretty legendary pictures of themselves in really incredible tropical settings…giving lame women and pretty much everyone out there…this whole “Blue Lagoon” content…that they could fantasize about in their shitty lives and existence behind a cubicle.. IT was like “How could this great body 18 year old, live this amazing life, with this chiseled possibly mixed race dude…a fantasy that made them famous, got her work, made them money, and now she’s showing her nipple for a mall brand that I guess has gone a little racy…showing nipples…and as long as there are 18 year old nipples in this world…and mall brands use those nipples to sell product…when those 18 year old nipples are traveling the world fucking some dude in 5 star hotels…while I sit here hating my life…we’re in a good place.. Fuck all these idiots..it’s all so fucking boring…I don’t care about these useless it girls…who don’t deserve anything but a job as a cocktail waitress…seriously.. At least she’s not a Jenner… The post Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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