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Tom Cruise Does the Weeknd on Tonight Show of the Day

I hate Jimmy Fallon, and I assume that everyone with a brain, that leaves out probably 90 percent of America who watch Jimmy Fallon, becasue his schoolyard games speak to their retard brains, I mean these are the people who still watch cable…or Network Television..I guess they exist.. However, I don’t mind when Tom Cruise plays along with the bullshit when he’s trying to get attention to some billion dollar movie he’s going to make 100s of millions of dollars on….it’s both funny what these people will do for money, and charismatic, because Tom Cruise is just one of those actors who lights up a room in his Cult living, possibly cult leading, famous as fuck, ways…. I guess what I’m saying is that I like the caricature that Tom Cruise is…I mean is he human….in his amazing…or does he just not give a fuck…or is he just a calculated and intense celebrity… What I I can’t stand is Jimmy Fallon, giggling to himself in shock that his life has brought him here, lip synching with celebs, becuase it is so absurd, and his trolling on us works, or he’s really just enjoying himself in his school yard made for adults retardness you’d probably beat up if he suggested any of these things at your house when hanging…it’s like “Don’t invite Jimmy to the dinner party, that guy’s the worst and will make us play his spin on games, like Pin the Tail on the Donatella Verscae, instead of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, because his comedy is sophisticated like that”… Either way, this has been too much analysis on Jimmy and the fact that he’s just too fucking excitable….I mean his name is fucking Jimmy…and that takes away from Tom Cruise’s level of awesome. The post Tom Cruise Does the Weeknd on Tonight Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry for Vogue China of the Day

The latest in Katy Perry news is that she’s still an overrated, talentless con artist who has won with her brain washing music, that just gets into all our heads for no reason other than scientific formulas created by the record label to encourage consumption… She’s also recently reportedly single from John Mayer, a dude girls locally have told me was into ass eating before ass eating was cool, when ass eating was something that would throw off a girl when you asked her to do it after a show, ever those they’d still do it, because he was famous and chose them to go backstage with him, that’s what fans are supposed to do… Well, like all recently single girls, she’s on a mission to get revenge and I guess, doing obscure market Vogue, with your big tits, even though you can do all markets of VOgue, you’re Katy Perry…. I guess what I’m trying to say is that she’s half naked and doesn’t look nearly as fat as she does in person… Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry for Vogue China of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry for Vogue China of the Day

Katy Perry for Vogue China of the Day

The latest in Katy Perry news is that she’s still an overrated, talentless con artist who has won with her brain washing music, that just gets into all our heads for no reason other than scientific formulas created by the record label to encourage consumption… She’s also recently reportedly single from John Mayer, a dude girls locally have told me was into ass eating before ass eating was cool, when ass eating was something that would throw off a girl when you asked her to do it after a show, ever those they’d still do it, because he was famous and chose them to go backstage with him, that’s what fans are supposed to do… Well, like all recently single girls, she’s on a mission to get revenge and I guess, doing obscure market Vogue, with your big tits, even though you can do all markets of VOgue, you’re Katy Perry…. I guess what I’m trying to say is that she’s half naked and doesn’t look nearly as fat as she does in person… Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry for Vogue China of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

J.Lo is 100 fucking years old… I guess she didn’t get the message, or didn’t want you to think she is, even though she knows that latinas can do no wrong, they don’t even need to speak spanish as long as they identify with being latina, she’s got loyal fans for life….really the only time latinas aren’t loyal, is when you get caught looking at another woman, at which point they violently cut off your penis….normal right… So in not wanting to accept her age or pile of fucking money, here’s her “birthday” outfit…and botoxed face…and apparently people are into talkng about this, when I am more into encouraging retirement…because every dance her old lady hips shake their way into…I get more and more offended… But she’s still got a great ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

J.Lo is 100 fucking years old… I guess she didn’t get the message, or didn’t want you to think she is, even though she knows that latinas can do no wrong, they don’t even need to speak spanish as long as they identify with being latina, she’s got loyal fans for life….really the only time latinas aren’t loyal, is when you get caught looking at another woman, at which point they violently cut off your penis….normal right… So in not wanting to accept her age or pile of fucking money, here’s her “birthday” outfit…and botoxed face…and apparently people are into talkng about this, when I am more into encouraging retirement…because every dance her old lady hips shake their way into…I get more and more offended… But she’s still got a great ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kyle Jenner in an “Eat Me Out” Shirt of the Day

I think the first pussy I ate, I was probably 14 years old, maybe even younger…it was with a high school girlfriend, who was hardly I girl, but I’ve always taken when I can get…no matter how disgusting it is…at least back then before I realized that ugly girls are just as crazy as hot girls…and I’d rather just jerk off than acutally interact and deal with humans…more than just getting them to send me sex videos…. I was 14 in the 90s….this was before porn existed, and I wasn’t the kid molested by my teacher, or exposed to sex in a way that would make me know anything about eating pussy…you know when 14 year olds weren’t as sexed up as they are now…doing 50 shades of grey shit…thanks to society being a bunch of perverts… I read people are mad, offended, shocked she wore this shirt…at 17….while being a Kardashian, famous from a porn video trashy, rich, hooker of a family… While I think seeing a 17 year old, who looks 40, thanks to shitty face fillers, and bad make-up, trying to secure herself as an Amber Rose type of hip hop groupie, only rich as fuck, on TV, with no childhood, who has admitted to have fucked, possibly even eating the ass of TYGA….possibly to become his teen wife, all while 3 years older than I was when I used to eat out girls, 20 years ago, before kids are so exposed to shit, that eating out isn’t even what they do…it’s too basic… Making a parody shirt “Eat Me Out”…..seem definitely not offensive at all….in comparisson to this offensive fucking family… Meaning, these parents against offensive shit are fighting a fight they’ll never win…this motherfucker and her generation are just too fucked up sexually… I mean….she looks like a porn star…why is an eat me out shirt offensive when her family and their entire existence is offensive… A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jul 24, 2015 at 12:58pm PDT The post Kyle Jenner in an “Eat Me Out” Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne Twerks in a Skirt on a Windy Day in a Parking Lot of the DAy

Cara Delevigne possibly on drugs, possibly trying to draw attention to herself, possible just being wild and silly as Cara Delevingne seems to do in efforts to be relevant, fun and liked by people more famous than her, because when you have been able to get cast in movies, TV, record an album, all while being a British lesbian rich kid, all because of your popularity….you might as well keep that shit going…so that you don’t lose everything you’ve built, while pretending you don’t give a fuck, but you clearly give a fuck, because if you didn’t want to be famous, you wouldn’t be drawing attention to yourself to get famous and possibly promote your shitty movie you’re promoting… Apparently she flashes in this video, I just could last 10 seconds in with the white girl commentary going along with it…at least not to see Cara Delevinge twerk like a white girl…and flash…an ass or tits I’ve already seen…maybe I’m over this whole thing…yes…I am over this whole thing…but I keep coming back to it! The post Cara Delevingne Twerks in a Skirt on a Windy Day in a Parking Lot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Here’s some Jessica Simpson in a one piece bathing suit…showing off her jacked legs, her broad bulldog shoulders, and her narrow hips that you’d expect would be more feminine because she’s had those two kids, and she’s not old enough to hit menopause yet, but she is old enough to be irrelevant, while sitting on her mountain of money a decade after she was a massive star with her own reality show all thanks to her gay father who loved making as much money as he could…in order to have a good life filled with fucking young twinks into his retirement… I guess what I’m trying to say is…look at Jessica Simpsons tits….because she’s got them, despite the weight loss…and I’ll venture to say…she’ll probably have them for the rest of her life, unless shes the 1 in 10 women who gets breast cancer…thanks to all the chemicals and hormones in our food … especially the junk food she spent a good 10 years addicted to when she Brian Wilsoned herself into obesity…before Weight Watchers made her 10 million dollars to get to this… Yay. The post Jessica Simpson’s in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s a little Kate Hudson belly in a bikini….Because this is what the world needs more of…Kate Hudson half naked….because everyone else has already fucked her. She’s the daughter of a a celebrity who became a celebrity on her own, and in the process burned through as many dudes as she could…as long as they were famous…making me assume this is just a shell, and everything inside her, trying to push out of her, you know memories of random actors, and what’s left of her soul… She must be 40 by now, a mom of two, and when put in that context…alright…I guess… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day

I am going to assume that Edie Campbell is the heriess to Campbell soup…. And I’m sticking to that… Because I’m not sticking it to her… Sicne we don’t know each other and if we did we probably wouldn’t get along, you know with her whole being British and a model..and me thinking she’s too tall…and her thinking I’m too short and fat…it’d never work.. But I’ll still look at her tits…because nipples used to be something sacred I could exploit and now they are so mainstream and boring, yet advertisers still think I’m porn… Fuck those guys..even if you’d rather be fucking this guy.. The post Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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